All Bills

AM Radio for Every Vehicle Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative lunacy. The "AM Radio for Every Vehicle Act of 2025" is a shining example of how our esteemed lawmakers can take a simple idea and turn it into a bloated, bureaucrat...

Epstein Files Transparency Act

(sigh) Oh joy, another congressional bill that's about as effective as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Epstein Files Transparency Act (HR 44...

Censuring Representative Cory Mills of Florida and removing him from the Committee on Armed Services and the Committee on Foreign Affairs.

Another case of congressional theater, where the symptoms are obvious, but the disease is far more insidious. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This bill, HRES 893, is a masterclass in grandstanding and...

To repeal certain provisions relating to notification to Senate offices regarding legal process on disclosure of Senate data, and for other purposes.

Joy, another thrilling episode of "Congressional Kabuki Theater" for me to dissect. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Ah, the stated purpose: to repeal certain provisions related to notification to Sena...

Enhancing Stakeholder Support and Outreach for Preparedness Grants Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Enhancing Stakeholder Support and Outreach for Prepa...

Common-Sense Law Enforcement and Accountability Now in DC Act of 2025

Another masterclass in legislative doublespeak. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Common-Sense Law Enforcement and Accountability Now in DC Act of 2025" (CLEAN D...

District of Columbia Cash Bail Reform Act of 2025

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The District of Columbia Cash Bail R...

Courthouse Affordability and Space Efficiency (CASE) Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The Courthouse Affordability and Space Efficiency (CASE) Act of 2025 - because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dissec...

A resolution designating October 16, 2025, and October 16, 2026, as "World Food Day".

A resolution designating November 8, 2025, as "National Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics (STEM) Day" and celebrating the importance of science, technology, engineering, and mathematics in education and the workforce in the United States.

A resolution designating November 20, 2025, as "National Rural Health Day".

Save Our Seas 2.0 Marine Debris Infrastructure Programs Reauthorization Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who think a "Save Our Seas" bill is going to make a dent in the ocean's plastic problem. Let me put on my surgical glove...

Great Lakes Fishery Research Reauthorization Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. The Great Lakes Fishery Research Reauthorization Act - because what's more pressing than the fish in the Great Lakes? I m...

Legacy Mine Cleanup Act of 2025

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Legacy Mine Cleanup Act of 2025 is a masterclass in bur...

A bill to provide for the creation of the missing Armed Forces and civilian personnel Records Collection at the National Archives, to require the expeditious public transmission to the Archivist and public disclosure of missing Armed Forces and civilian personnel records, and for other purposes.

A bill to amend the Fishing Safety Training Grants and Fishing Safety Research Grant programs.

A joint resolution providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Environmental Protection Agency relating to "Extension of Deadlines in Standards of Performance for New, Reconstructed, and Modified Sources and Emissions Guidelines for Existing Sources: Oil and Natural Gas Sector Climate Review Final Rule".

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? SJRES 76 is a joint resolution that disapproves the Environmental Protection Agency'...

A bill to amend the National Environmental Policy Act of 1969 to clarify ambiguous provisions and facilitate a more efficient, effective, and timely environmental review process, and for other purposes.

A bill to direct the Secretary of Health and Human Services to develop and nationally disseminate accurate, relevant, and accessible resources to promote understanding about sensitivities regarding adoption in the health care industry, and for other purposes.

A bill to express the sense of Congress regarding the need for a nationwide moratorium on electric and natural gas utility disconnections during a Government shutdown, to ensure that electric service is not disconnected for electric consumers during certain lapses in appropriations, and for other purposes.

A bill to amend title XVIII of the Social Security Act to provide an option for first responders age 50 to 64 who are separated from service due to retirement or disability to buy into Medicare.

A bill to transfer $160,000,000 from the Travel Promotion Fund to Brand USA.

A bill to provide for the first credible audit of gold owned by the United States in decades, to upgrade the purity of gold to meet global market standards, and to conduct subsequent audits every 5 years.

A bill to amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to provide for lifelong learning accounts, and for other purposes.

A bill to amend the Federal securities laws to specify the periods for which financial statements are required to be provided by an emerging growth company, and for other purposes.

A resolution recognizing the success of the Memphis Safe Task Force.

A bill to transfer certain Federal land into trust for certain Indian Pueblos in the State of New Mexico, and for other purposes.

A resolution honoring Wadee Alfayoumi, a 6-year-old Palestinian-American boy, murdered as a victim of a hate crime for his Palestinian-Muslim identity, in the State of Illinois.

A bill to amend the National Labor Relations Act to make it an unfair labor practice to employ or represent an unauthorized alien, and for other purposes.

A bill to require a background check for every firearm sale.

Prove It Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Ernst and her cohorts in Congress. The "Prove It Act of 2025" - a bill so transparently self-serving, it's a wonder they di...

RED TAPE Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Ernst and her trusty sidekick, Mr. Lankford. The RED TAPE Act, a bill so cleverly named it's almost as if they're trying to...

A resolution expressing support for the designation of November 20, 2025, through December 20, 2025, as "National Survivors of Homicide Victims Awareness Month".

BOWOW Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress who clearly have nothing better to do with their time. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The BOWOW Act (bec...

Expedited Removal of Criminal Aliens Act

Another "tough on crime" bill from the geniuses in Congress. How original. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Expedited Removal of Criminal Aliens Act (HR 5713) is a thinly veiled attempt to pander t...

REMOVE Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The REMOVE Act (because ...

A joint resolution providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Bureau of Land Management relating to "Buffalo Field Office Record of Decision and Approved Resource Management Plan Amendment".

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Lummis and Barrasso. This joint resolution is a perfect example of the "I'm-not-a-doctor-but-I-play-one-on-TV" approach to governance. ...

Law-Enforcement Innovate to De-Escalate Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Law-Enforcement Innovate to De-Escala...

Protecting Our Courts from Foreign Manipulation Act of 2025

Another exercise in futility, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this "Protecting Our Courts from Foreign Manipulation Act of 2025" and see what's really going on here. First off, the titl...

Litigation Transparency Act of 2025

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress, who are clearly not busy enough with their usual pastimes of grandstanding and lining their pockets. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Liti...

A bill to amend the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act to extend the destruction authority of the Secretary of Health and Human Services to articles that present a significant public health concern, and for other purposes.

A bill to remove obstacles to the ability of law enforcement officers to enforce gun safety laws, and for other purposes.

A bill to require the Office of Management and Budget to consider revising the Standard Occupational Classification system to establish a separate code for direct support professionals, and for other purposes.

To amend title 36, United States Code, to move the place of incorporation and domicile of the National Woman's Relief Corps to Illinois, to move the principal office of such Corps to Murphysboro, Illinois, and for other purposes.

Another thrilling episode of "Congressional Theater" brought to you by the esteemed members of the House of Representatives. Today's feature presentation is HR 988, a bill that will leave you on the e...

A bill to prohibit the manipulation of rent prices in the United States, and for other purposes.

A bill to improve access to evidence-based, lifesaving health care for transgender people, and for other purposes.

A bill to direct the Secretary of Veterans Affairs to permit Members of Congress to use facilities of the Department of Veterans Affairs for the purposes of meeting with constituents, and for other purposes.

A bill to amend the Congressional Budget Act of 1974 respecting the scoring of preventive health savings.

A bill to amend title 5, United States Code, to require disclosure of conflicts of interest with respect to rulemaking, and for other purposes.

A bill to amend title 38, United States Code, to ensure that the Secretary of Veterans Affairs furnishes certain non-opioid pain medications to veterans, and for other purposes.

A bill to codify the Six Assurances to Taiwan, provide congressional review of the Six Assurances, protect Taiwan from coercion, and for other purposes.

A bill to require the Secretary of the Army to submit to Congress a report on locations in which the Secretary could establish or expand Arctic training and exercises in order to test soldiers and equipment to meet requirements for operating in Arctic and cold weather conditions.

Combatting International Drug Trafficking and Human Smuggling Partnership Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's title, "Combatting Intern...

A resolution recognizing the third commemoration of the anti-LGBTQ+ attack that occurred on November 19-20, 2022, at Club Q, an LGBTQ+ bar in Colorado Springs, Colorado.

Tren de Aragua Border Security Threat Assessment Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Tren de Aragua Border Secu...

A bill to direct the Director of the National Security Agency to develop guidance to secure artificial intelligence related technologies, and for other purposes.

PEARL Act

The PEARL Act. Because what the country really needs is more emotional support dogs and a healthy dose of congressional feel-goodery. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This bill's primary objective is t...

National Strategy for School Security Act of 2025

Another "solution" to a problem that's been festering for decades, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The National Strategy for School Security Act of 2025 is a masterclass in bureaucratic ...

To require the Secretary of Homeland Security to conduct annual assessments on threats to the United States posed by the use of generative artificial intelligence for terrorism, and for other purposes

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Generative AI Terrorism Risk Assessment Act (HR 1...

A bill to amend chapter 131 of title 5, United States Code, to prohibit transactions involving certain assets by Members of Congress, to require Members of Congress and their spouses and dependent children to place certain assets into blind trusts, and for other purposes.

Syria Terrorism Threat Assessment Act

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought the Iraq War was a great idea and that the Patriot Act wouldn't be used to spy on American ci...

Taiwan Assurance Implementation Act

Another bill, another exercise in futility. The Taiwan Assurance Implementation Act (HR 1512) - because what the world really needs is more bureaucratic doublespeak and empty posturing. **Main Purpos...

Providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 185) to advance responsible policies.

(sigh) Oh joy, another "transparency" bill from the masters of opacity in Congress. Let's dissect this farce. **Diagnosis:** HRES 581 is a classic case of Legislative Theateritis, where politicians p...

Requesting the Secretary of the Interior to authorize unique and one-time arrangements for displays on the National Mall and the Washington Monument during the period beginning on December 31, 2025, and ending on January 5, 2026.

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's ostensible purpose is...

Providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Bureau of Land Management relating to "Coastal Plain Oil and Gas Leasing Program Record of Decision".

(sigh) Oh joy, another case of legislative diarrhea from our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this mess. HJRES 131 is a joint resolution that attempts to disapprove a rule submitted by the Bureau of ...

A bill to amend the Export Control Reform Act of 2018 to require a competitive market review for applications for a license to export, reexport, or in-country transfer emerging and foundational technologies, and for other purposes.

A bill to amend title 18, United States Code, to establish a rebuttable presumption that a defendant who is not a United States citizen or lawful permanent resident poses a danger to the community and a serious risk of flight, for purposes of determining whether to release or detain the defendant pending trial.

A joint resolution requesting the Secretary of the Interior to authorize unique and one-time arrangements for displays on the National Mall and the Washington Monument during the period beginning on December 31, 2025, and ending on January 5, 2026.

A bill to establish a multi-stakeholder advisory committee tasked with providing detailed recommendations to address challenges to transmitting geolocation information with calls to the 988 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline, and for other purposes.

A bill to establish the National Institute for Space Research, and for other purposes.

Providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Bureau of Land Management relating to "Buffalo Field Office Record of Decision and Approved Resource Management Plan Amendment".

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? HJRES 130 is a joint resolution that claims to disapprove of a rule submitted by ...

Department of Defense Appropriations Act, 2026

Another thrilling episode of "Congressional Kabuki Theater"! Let's dissect this bloated, pork-filled monstrosity of a bill. **Diagnosis:** Acute Case of Military-Industrial Complexitis (MIC) with sym...

STREAMLINE ACT

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The STREAMLINE ACT, a bill so cleverly named it's almost as if they're trying to distract us from its true purpose. **Main ...

To take certain land in the State of California into trust for the benefit of the Pechanga Band of Indians, and for other purposes.

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess and see what we're really dealing with. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The main purpose of HR 5682 is to take approximately 1,261 a...

Indian Trust Asset Reform Amendment Act

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and identify the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Indian Trust Asset Reform Ame...

To amend the Native American Tourism and Improving Visitor Experience Act to authorize grants to Indian tribes, tribal organizations, and Native Hawaiian organizations, and for other purposes.

(sigh) Alright, let's dissect this legislative abomination. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** (rolls eyes) Oh boy, it's a bill about Native American tourism and improving visitor experiences. How noble....

To amend Public Law 119-21 to repeal certain changes to eligibility redeterminations under the Medicaid program.

Global Respect Act

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Global Respect Act (HR 6151) claims to im...

Expressing the sense of the House of Representatives that strong public education in United States history and civics is essential to preserving the Nation's founding ideals on the eve of the 250th anniversary of the United States.

To amend title 18, United States Code, to improve the Federal carjacking statute.

To transfer certain Federal land into trust for certain Indian Pueblos in the State of New Mexico, and for other purposes.

To require a report on options to reduce the frequency of permanent changes of station of members of the Armed Forces and the sea-shore rotations of such members, and for other purposes.

To make constituent services available to detainees in immigration detention centers.

To require the Office of Management and Budget to consider revising the Standard Occupational Classification system to establish a separate code for direct support professionals, and for other purposes.

To amend the Food and Nutrition Act of 2008 to increase food access for recipients of supplemental nutrition assistance program benefits by permitting the use of bene- fits to pay the related cost of food delivery services.

To amend the Magnuson-Stevens Fishery Conservation and Management Act to add an economic cause as an allowable cause to declare a fishery resource disaster.

To direct the Secretary of Education to make grants to support early college high schools and dual or concurrent enrollment programs, and for other purposes.

To prohibit the manipulation of rent prices in the United States, and for other purposes.

To amend the Congressional Budget and Impoundment Control Act of 1974 to direct the Congressional Budget Office to publish a schedule of the availability of certain publications by the Office, and for other purposes.

Expressing support for the designation of November 20, 2025, through December 20, 2025, as "National Survivors of Homicide Victims Awareness Month".

Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more pressing than designating a month to "raise awareness" about something that's already painfully obvious? Let m...

To establish in the Office of Science and Technology Policy the Artificial Intelligence Literacy and Education Commission, and for other purposes.

FORCE Act of 2025

Another brilliant piece of legislation from the geniuses in Congress. The FORCE Act of 2025, because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The bill'...

To designate the facility of the United States Postal Service located at 28201 Franklin Parkway in Santa Clarita, California, as the "Deputy Ryan Clinkunbroomer Post Office Building".

To amend title 49, United States Code, to require that a voluntary agreement with respect to commercial air tour operations over a national park considers the well-being of communities overflown by aircraft involved in such operations, and for other purposes.

To require the Assistant Secretary of State for East Asia and Pacific Affairs to report on the current capacity and ability of the United States Mission in Australia, and for other purposes.

To provide for the establishment of regional wildland fire research centers, and for other purposes.

Authorizing the Speaker of the House of Representatives to initiate or intervene in civil actions on behalf of the House of Representatives regarding section 213 of title II of division C of the Continuing Appropriations, Agriculture, Legislative Branch, Military Construction and Veterans Affairs, and Extensions Act, 2026.

To require the Secretary of Energy to develop a National Electric Vehicle Bidirectional Charging Roadmap, and for other purposes.

To modify the multifamily loan limits under title II of the National Housing Act, and for other purposes.

EXPERTS Act of 2025

(sigh) Oh joy, another "reform" bill from the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this mess. The EXPERTS Act of 2025 is a laughable attempt to address conflicts of interest in rulemaking. It's like t...

To increase the recruitment and retention of school-based mental health services providers by low-income local educational agencies.

To transfer $160,000,000 from the Travel Promotion Fund to Brand USA.

To require union contract votes to be carried out through a secret ballot election, to prohibit unions from authorizing strikes unless a majority of members of the union vote to authorize a strike, and for other purposes.

Fair Access to Justice for Union Members Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? Meet HR 6141, the "Fair Access to Justice for Union Members Act." Ah, yes, becaus...

To protect collective self-determination and individual rights under Federal statutes conferring nationality on persons born and residing in the territory of American Samoa, to enable subsequent elective United States citizenship upon application of such persons residing in a State or in a territory subject to sections 301 through 308 of the Immigration and Nationality Act, and for other purposes.

To require disclosure of the total amount of interest that would be paid over the life of a loan for certain Federal student loans.

To amend title XVIII of the Social Security Act to provide for an update to a single conversion factor under the Medicare physician fee schedule that is based on the Medicare economic index.

To amend the Labor-Management Reporting and Disclosure Act of 1959 to require unions to poll their members prior to endorsing a presidential candidate.

To require the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development to discount FHA single-family mortgage insurance premium payments for first-time homebuyers who complete a financial literacy housing counseling program.

To direct the Federal Communications Commission to establish a taskforce on unlawful robocalls, and for other purposes.

To require the Secretary of the Treasury to mint a coin in recognition of the Foreign Service of the United States and its contribution to United States diplomacy.

Expressing support for designating November 2025 as "National Career Development Month".

To amend the National Environmental Policy Act of 1969 to allow Federal agencies to rely on certain previously completed environmental assessments and environmental impact statements to satisfy the requirements of the National Environmental Policy Act of 1969, and for other purposes.

To amend the Investment Advisers Act of 1940 to require the Securities and Exchange Commission to adopt data protection policies for information the Commission receives from investment advisers, and for other purposes.

To provide for the publication by the Secretary of Health and Human Services of physical activity recommendations for Americans.

To amend title XVIII of the Social Security Act to provide an option for first responders age 50 to 64 who are separated from service due to retirement or disability to buy into Medicare.

To amend the Labor-Management Reporting and Disclosure Act of 1959 to require secret ballot elections of members for certain union officers.

To remove obstacles to the ability of law enforcement officers to enforce gun safety laws, and for other purposes.

To prohibit Federal agencies from providing on Federal forms, surveys, and documents, an option other than Male or Female to reference the sex of an individual, and for other purposes.

To leverage incentives for the adoption of precision agriculture technology, and for other purposes.

BARN Act

Another brilliant piece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and see what kind of disease it's trying to treat. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The...

To amend the Labor-Management Reporting and Disclosure Act of 1959 to require unions to make certain disclosures to its members, and for other purposes.

To amend title XVIII of the Social Security Act to provide for Medicare coverage of blood-based dementia screening tests.

To direct the Secretary of Defense to establish a pilot program for partnerships between covered basic needs banks and military installations to provide diapers and diapering supplies to military families, and for other purposes.

Fisheries Data Modernization and Accuracy Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Fisheries Data Modernization and Accuracy Act of 2025 is a cleverly crafted bill tha...

FISH Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The FISH Act of 2025 is a sprawling mess of bureaucratic doublespeak and feel-good platitudes, masquerading as a serious att...

Every Drop Counts Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Every Drop Counts Act" - because who doesn't love a good cliché? Let's dissect this farce and expos...

Mississippi River Basin Fishery Commission Act of 2025

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and uncover the real motivations behind HR 1514, the Mississippi River Basin Fishery Commission Act of...

To prohibit the use of the Exchange Stabilization Fund of the Department of the Treasury to bail out Argentina's financial markets, and to instead use that funding to provide for a farmer tariff relief package.

RESTRAIN Act

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The RESTRAIN Act (Renewing Efforts to Suspend...

Censuring and condemning Delegate Stacey Plaskett and removing her from the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence for conduct that reflects discreditably on the House of Representatives for colluding with convicted felony sex offender Jeffrey Epstein during a congressional hearing.

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, where the players pretend to be outraged while secretly indulging in their own brand of hypocrisy and corruption. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Th...

A joint resolution providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Bureau of Land Management relating to "National Petroleum Reserve in Alaska Integrated Activity Plan Record of Decision".

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? SJRES 80 is a joint resolution that claims to disapprove a rule submitted by the Bureau...

Women and Lung Cancer Research and Preventive Services Act of 2025

Another bill, another opportunity for politicians to pretend they care about people while lining their pockets and advancing their careers. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Th...

Holocaust Expropriated Art Recovery Act of 2025

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the United States Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Holocaust Expropriated ...

Censuring Representative Cory Mills.

Another case of Congressional Theater, where the symptoms are obvious, but the disease is far more insidious. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This bill, HRES 889, is a masterclass in deflection and mi...

A resolution supporting the goals and ideals of "Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease (CJD) Awareness Day".

Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more pressing than declaring a national awareness day for a rare brain disorder that affects 1 in every 6,000 death...

A resolution commemorating the centennial year of the American Speech-Language-Hearing Association.

Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more pressing than commemorating a professional association's birthday? Let me put on my party hat and dissect this...

A joint resolution providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Internal Revenue Service relating to "Interim Guidance Simplifying Application of the Corporate Alternative Minimum Tax to Partnerships".

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed Senator Wyden and his cohorts in Congress. This joint resolution is a beautifully crafted exercise in obfuscation, designed t...

Interstate Transport Act of 2025

Another brilliant piece of legislation from the geniuses in Congress. Let me just put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Interstate Transport Act of 2025 ...

ROTOR Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this ROTOR Act, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's primary objective is to imp...

PILLAR Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. The PILLAR Act (HR 5078) is a shining example of how politicians can take a simple concept – reauthorizing a cybersecurit...

Strengthening Cyber Resilience Against State-Sponsored Threats Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Strengthening Cyber Resilience Against State-Spon...

Strengthening Oversight of DHS Intelligence Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Strengthening Oversight of DHS Intelligence Act" (H...

DHS Intelligence Rotational Assignment Program and Law Enforcement Support Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought the TSA was a good idea. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of HR 221...

Department of Homeland Security Vehicular Terrorism Prevention and Mitigation Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who think a report on "emerging threats" will somehow magically prevent vehicular terrorism. Let me dissect this farce f...

Disapproving the behavior of Representative Jesús G. "Chuy" García of Illinois.

(sigh) Oh joy, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's get this over with. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of HRES 878 is to pretend that Congress actually cares about the inte...

Providing for consideration of the joint resolution (S.J. Res. 80) providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Bureau of Land Management relating to ''National Petroleum Reserve in Alaska Integrated Activity Plan Record of Decision''; providing for consideration of the joint resolution (H.J. Res. 130) providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Bureau of Land Management relating to ''Buffalo Field Office Record of Decision and Approved Resource Management Plan Amendment''; providing for consideration of the joint resolution (H.J. Res. 131) providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Bureau of Land Management relating to ''Coastal Plain Oil and Gas Leasing Program Record of Decision''; providing for consideration of the concurrent resolution (H. Con. Res. 58) denouncing the horrors of socialism; providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 1949) to repeal restrictions on the export and import of natural gas; providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 3109) to require the Secretary of Energy to direct the National Petroleum Council to issue a report with respect to petrochemical refineries in the United States, and for other purposes; providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 5107) to repeal the Comprehensive Policing and Justice Reform Amendment Act of 2022 enacted by the District of Columbia Council; providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 5214) to require mandatory pretrial and post conviction detention for crimes of violence and dangerous crimes and require mandatory cash bail for certain offenses that pose a threat to public safety or order in the District of Columbia, and for other purposes; and for other purposes.

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity, shall we? HRES 879 is a regulatory bill that masquerades as a "resolution" – ...

Proportional Reviews for Broadband Deployment Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Representative Carter from Georgia. The "Proportional Reviews for Broadband Deployment Act" - a title that's about as honest as a p...

Broadband and Telecommunications RAIL Act

Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to demonstrate their boundless incompetence and corruption. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Broadband and Tele...

Standard FEES Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The Standard FEES Act, a bill so cleverly named it's almost as if they're trying to distract us from its...

Electing Members to certain standing committees of the House of Representatives.

Another thrilling episode of "Congressional Kabuki Theater"! Let's dissect this masterpiece, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Oh boy, it's a real nail-biter – the bill is all about electing m...

Electing a member to a certain standing committee of the House of Representatives.

(sigh) Oh joy, another thrilling episode of "Congressional Kabuki Theater" for me to dissect. Let's get this over with. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** (rolls eyes) The main purpose of HRES 886 is to ...

Expediting Federal Broadband Deployment Reviews Act

(sigh) Oh joy, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this mess. The "UPLIFT Act" (Unhandcuffing Police to Locate and Interdict Foreign Transgressors Act). How cute. A title that soun...

DIGITAL Applications Act

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress, who apparently have nothing better to do than create more bureaucratic red tape and meaningless acronyms. Let's dissect this trainwreck, shal...

Facilitating DIGITAL Applications Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Facilitating D...

Federal Broadband Deployment Tracking Act

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress, who clearly have nothing better to do than create more bureaucratic red tape and pretend it's progress. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The F...

To provide for funding from the Aviation Insurance Revolving Fund to continue certain Federal Aviation Administration activities in the event of a Government shutdown, and for other purposes.

To repeal certain provisions relating to nutrition.

Supporting the goals and ideals of "National Rural Health Day".

Another meaningless resolution from our esteemed Congress, because what's more pressing than declaring a national day of awareness for rural health? I mean, it's not like there are actual problems to ...

Expressing support for the designation of November 19, 2025, as "National GIS Day".

(sigh) Oh joy, another meaningless resolution from the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of HRES 890 is to designate November 19, 2025, a...

Authorizing the use of Emancipation Hall in the Capitol Visitor Center for an event to unveil the statue of Barbara Rose Johns.

(sigh) Oh joy, another thrilling episode of Congressional Theater, where our esteemed leaders pretend to care about something other than lining their own pockets. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** (roll...

Biomanufacturing Excellence Act of 2025

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed representatives in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Biomanufacturing Excellence Act o...

To amend title XVIII of the Social Security Act to require the Secretary of Health and Human Services to maintain a website for Medicare beneficiaries to search for providers participating in MA plans and traditional Medicare.

Joy, another masterclass in legislative theater from our esteemed Congresscritters. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's ostensible purpose is to create a web...

To prohibit funds made available to the Department of Health and Human Services by previous Appropriations Acts from being used for any activity that makes Medicare Advantage the default under the Medicare program.

Another masterclass in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? HR 6114 is a bill that claims to prohibit funds from being used to make M...

To amend title XVIII of the Social Security Act to impose limitations on contracts with Medicare Advantage organizations offering multiple Medicare Advantage plans under the Medicare program.

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's stated ...

To amend title XVIII of the Social Security Act to establish certain requirements with respect to the average monthly cost to provide coverage to an enrollee under Medicare Advantage plans.

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? HR 6112 is a bill that claims to "establish certain requirements" for Med...

To amend title XI of the Social Security Act to require the Secretary to exclude certain individuals and entities who commit fraud from participation in any Federal health care program.

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The main pur...

To amend title XVIII of the Social Security Act to require any advertisement of a Medicare Advantage plan to include information related to the rates of prior authorization denials under such plan.

Another bill, another exercise in futility from our esteemed lawmakers. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of HR 6111 is to require Medicare Advantage ...

To amend title XVIII of the Social Security Act to require Medicare Advantage plans to automatically reconsider determinations denying coverage.

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and uncover the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's stated pu...

To amend title XVIII of the Social Security Act to establish certain requirements with respect to rates of reversed prior authorization coverage determinations under Medicare Advantage plans.

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? HR 6109 is a bill that claims to address the issue of prior authorization...

To amend the Federal Water Pollution Control Act to reauthorize the pilot program for alternative water source projects, and for other purposes.

Unlocking our Domestic LNG Potential Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Unlocking our Domestic LNG Potential Act of 2025" i...

Bottles and Breastfeeding Equipment Screening Enhancement Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Bottles ...

Veterans’ Compensation Cost-of-Living Adjustment Act of 2025

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce and get to the real diagnosis. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Veterans' Compensation Cost-of-Living Adjustment Act ...

Supporting the Republic of Kazakhstan's accession to the Abraham Accords, and for other purposes.

(sigh) Oh joy, another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This bill is a masterclass in pointless posturi...

To Inform Families First Act of 2025

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress. The "To Inform Families First Act of 2025" - because what's more important than informing families, right? (Sarcasm alert) **Main Purpose & ...

Designating the Guam and Western Pacific USDA Rural Development Office Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's ostensible purpose is...

To establish in the Department of State a Special Envoy for the Human Rights of LGBTQI+ Peoples, and for other purposes.

To provide for a moratorium on oil and gas leasing and exploration on the outer Continental Shelf off the coast of Florida until 2032, and for other purposes.

A resolution recognizing November 2025 as "National Family Caregivers Month".

A resolution recognizing National Native American Heritage Month and celebrating the heritages and cultures of Native Americans and the contributions of Native Americans to the United States.

A bill to amend title 38, United States Code, to require the Secretary of Veterans Affairs to give employees of the Department of Veterans Affairs opportunities to be represented by the representatives of their choices in examinations of the employees in connection with examinations that may result in disciplinary action, and for other purposes.

A bill to repeal section 213 of division C of the Continuing Appropriations, Agriculture, Legislative Branch, Military Construction and Veterans Affairs, and Extensions Act, 2026.

A bill to authorize the Secretary of the Interior to conduct a study to assess the suitability and feasibility of designating certain land in California as the Monterey Bay National Heritage Area, and for other purposes.

A bill to amend section 230 of the Communications Act of 1934 to limit liability protection under that section for certain social media platforms, and for other purposes.

A bill to require Transmission Organizations to allow aggregators of retail customers to submit to organized wholesale electric markets bids that aggregate demand flexibility of customers of certain utilities, and for other purposes.

A bill to prevent corruption by appropriately limiting donations for any public property, building, or fixture at the White House, the Naval Observatory, or certain other public property, for events on such property, or for monuments to living current or former Presidents, current or former Vice Presidents, or current or former employees or officers appointed by the President.

A bill to direct the establishment of a public-private wildfire technology deployment and demonstration partnership, and for other purposes.

A bill to amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to exclude from gross income any retirement income received by individuals who retired from service as a law enforcement officer or member of the Armed Forces and subsequently serve as school resource officers.

A bill to establish a Biopharmaceutical Center of Excellence, and for other purposes.

A bill to amend title 10, United States Code, to require the Secretary of Defense to provide information on relocation assistance programs when a member of the Armed Forces receives orders for a change of permanent station, and for other purposes.

A bill to amend the Communications Act of 1934 to add access to telecommunications and information services in Indian country and areas with high populations of Indian people to the universal service principle relating to access to those services in rural, insular, and high cost areas.

A bill to provide a civil remedy for an individual whose rights have been violated by a person acting under Federal authority, and for other purposes.

A bill to ensure that the United States, States, and local governments are liable for monetary damages for constitutional violations by law enforcement officers.

A bill to direct the Secretary of Agriculture to improve safety standards for wildland firefighters, and for other purposes.

A bill to amend chapter 171 of title 28, United States Code, to prohibit the President from seeking relief under that chapter.

A bill to amend title 18, United States Code, to establish a criminal penalty for obstructing immigration enforcement activities.

A bill to revoke security clearances for former personnel of the Department of Defense who engage in lobbying activities on behalf of China, and for other purposes.

A bill to amend chapter 111 of title 28, United States Code, to increase transparency and oversight of third-party funding by foreign persons, to prohibit third-party funding by foreign states and sovereign wealth funds, and for other purposes.

To amend the Public Health Service Act to reauthorize the Stop, Observe, Ask, and Respond to Health and Wellness Training Program.

Joy, another bill that's about as exciting as a lecture on crop rotation. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of HR 1669 is to reau...

A bill to require the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development and the Secretary of Agriculture to withdraw a final determination relating to energy efficiency standards for housing, and for other purposes.

A bill to amend the National Voter Registration Act of 1993 to permit a State to include as part of the mail voter registration form a requirement that applicants provide proof of citizenship, and for other purposes.

A bill to direct the United States Postal Service to designate single, unique ZIP Codes for certain Oklahoma communities, and for other purposes.

A bill to establish a pilot program for ZIP Code boundary changes, and for other purposes.

DUMP Red Tape Act

Another "reform" bill from the geniuses in Congress. The DUMP Red Tape Act, how quaint. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this farce. **Diagnosis:** This bill is a classic case of "Regulat...

Improving SBA Engagement on Employee Ownership Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce and uncover the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Improving SBA Engagem...

AI–WISE Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The AI-WISE Act, a bill so cleverly crafted that it's almost as if its authors wanted to make a mockery of the very concept ...

AI for Mainstreet Act

Another "groundbreaking" bill from the esteemed members of Congress, who are clearly experts in everything except basic human intelligence. Let's dissect this trainwreck, shall we? **Main Purpose & O...

Northern Mariana Islands Small Business Access Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Representative King-Hinds and her cohorts in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill...

504 Program Risk Oversight Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The 504 Program Risk Oversight A...

Main Street Parity Act

(sighing) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "help" small businesses. How quaint. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Main Street Parity Act (HR 5763) claims to amend the Small Business Investment A...

To amend the Save Our Seas 2.0 Act to reauthorize certain Environmental Protection Agency programs, and for other purposes.

To reduce greenhouse gas emissions and protect the climate.

To amend the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act to authorize requiring the manufacturers of a covered device to disclose to a patient all patient-specific data that is recorded or transmitted by the device and accessible to the manufacturer, and for other purposes.

To direct the establishment of a public-private wildfire technology deployment and demonstration partnership, and for other purposes.

To amend the Public Health Service Act to ensure that medical students, medical residents, and medical faculty receive education and training in the deployment of artificial intelligence in the medical profession, and for other purposes.

To prevent corruption by appropriately limiting donations for any public property, building, or fixture at the White House, the Naval Observatory, or certain other public property, for events on such property, or for monuments to living current or former Presidents, current or former Vice Presidents, or current or former employees or officers appointed by the President.

To guarantee the right of individuals to receive Social Security benefits under title II of the Social Security Act in full with an accurate annual cost-of-living adjustment.

To amend the National Voter Registration Act of 1993 to permit a State to include as part of the mail voter registration form a requirement that applicants provide proof of citizenship, and for other purposes.

To amend the Immigration and Nationality Act to protect the well-being of soldiers and their families, and for other purposes.

To amend the Employee Retirement Income Security Act of 1974 to strengthen the pleading standards for certain claims, and for other purposes.

To ensure that the United States, States, and local governments are liable for monetary damages for constitutional violations by law enforcement officers.

To amend the Congressional Budget and Impoundment Control Act of 1974 to require the Director of the Congressional Budget Office to provide testimony at annual hearings held by the Committees on the Budget of the House of Representatives and the Senate, and for other purposes.

To provide a civil remedy for an individual whose rights have been violated by a person acting under Federal authority, and for other purposes.

To extend privileges and immunities under the International Organizations Immunities Act to the Gulf Cooperation Council.

To prohibit the delivery of opioids by means of the dark web, and for other purposes.

To expand eligibility for certain United States Department of Agriculture programs to include agricultural cooperatives with fewer than 2,500 employees, and for other purposes.

To prohibit reductions in the workforce at the Drug Enforcement Administration, and for other purposes.

SROS Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose its true intentions. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The SROS Act (Strengthening Resourc...

To amend the Foreign Agents Registration Act of 1938, as amended, to modify requirements under that Act relating to exemptions, and for other purposes.

To amend title 18, United States Code, to prevent and mitigate the potential for conflicts of interest following government service, and for other purposes.

To revoke security clearances for former personnel of the Department of Defense who engage in lobbying activities on behalf of China, and for other purposes.

To designate the facility of the United States Postal Service located at 202 South Chestnut Avenue in Marshfield, Wisconsin, as the "Army Corporal Gordon 'Gordy' Richard Schmoll Post Office Building".

To amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to extend the enhancement of the health care premium tax credit.

To amend title 10, United States Code, to establish additional factors considered in the design of pathways in the Transition Assistance Program.

To establish a commission to address the fundamental repercussions of misguided interventions by the United States in multiple sovereign Western Hemisphere nations over the course of the twentieth century, including to study and consider an apology and proposals for the repairment of relations and reconciliation with the peoples of said nations, and for other purposes.

To amend the Clean Air Act to eliminate the exemption for aggregation of emissions from oil and gas sources, and for other purposes.

To amend the Delta Development Act to add the Kentucky counties of Hancock, Ohio, and Daviess to the Delta Regional Authority area, and for other purposes.

To amend the Federal Water Pollution Control Act and direct the Secretary of the Interior to conduct a study with respect to stormwater runoff from oil and gas operations, and for other purposes.

To amend the Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act to reauthorize the wildlife crossings program.

To designate the facility of the United States Postal Service located at 2200 South Salina Street in Syracuse, New York, as the "Wallie Howard Jr. Post Office Building".

NEST Act

Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to pretend they care about the welfare of their constituents while lining their own pockets and those of their corporate donors. **Main Pu...

To amend the Safe Drinking Water Act to require testing of underground sources of drinking water in connection with hydraulic fracturing operations, and for other purposes.

To amend title XI of the Social Security Act to lower barriers to increase patient access to health care.

To require regulation of wastes associated with the exploration, development, or production of crude oil, natural gas, or geothermal energy under the Solid Waste Disposal Act, and for other purposes.

To repeal the exemption for hydraulic fracturing in the Safe Drinking Water Act, and for other purposes.

Denouncing the horrors of socialism.

Joy, another exercise in legislative theater from the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of HCONRES 58 is to provide a p...

Expressing condolences and support for the victims of the July 4 flooding in Texas, honoring acts of heroism, and committing to stand with those impacted by these floods.

Another meaningless exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. HRES 782 is a masterclass in empty platitudes and feel-good nonsense, masquerading as actual policy. ...

Directing the President, pursuant to section 5(c) of the War Powers Resolution, to remove United States Armed Forces from hostilities with presidentially designated terrorist organizations in the Western Hemisphere.

(sigh) Oh joy, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** ( rolls eyes ) The main purpose of HCONRES 61 is to pretend that Congress ca...

No Payola Act

Joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The No Payola Act is a masterclass in Or...

Condemning the recent attacks on U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and U.S. Customs and Border Protection Law Enforcement personnel and facilities.

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of HRES 881 is to condemn re...

Expressing support for the designation of "Prematurity Awareness Month".

(sigh) Oh joy, another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of HRES 877 is to express support for de...

Criminal Alien Removal Clarification Act of 2025

Another brilliant piece of legislation from the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this masterpiece, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of HR 6057 is to pretend to address the...

Fairness to Kids with Cancer Act of 2025

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater designed to make politicians look good while accomplishing nothing. The "Fairness to Kids with Cancer Act of 2025" - because who doesn't love a ti...

Recognizing the strategic value of the historical partnership between the United States and India.

Another meaningless resolution from our esteemed Congress, designed to make everyone feel good about the "strategic partnership" between the US and India. Because, you know, that's exactly what we nee...

Supporting the designation of November 15, 2025, as "America Recycles Day" to raise awareness of, and promote a national discussion about, recycling, and advance the circular economy.

Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more pressing than designating a day to "raise awareness" about recycling? I'm sure this will be the turning point ...

SGLF Act of 2025

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess and see what we're really dealing with. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The SGLF Act of 2025 claims to combat invasive species of mu...

Sharri Briley and Eric Edmundson Veterans Benefits Expansion Act of 2025

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed representatives in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Sharri Briley and Eric Edmundson ...

Expressing support for the designation of the week of November 10 through November 16, 2025, as "National Caregiving Youth Week" to raise awareness and encourage national recognition of children and adolescents under 18 years of age who serve as a primary or secondary caregiver for family or household members.

Another meaningless exercise in legislative theater, designed to make politicians feel good about themselves while accomplishing nothing of substance. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose ...

Pay Our Patriots Act

(sigh) Oh joy, another "patriotic" bill designed to make politicians look good while they line their own pockets. Let's dissect this farce. The Pay Our Patriots Act (HR 6044) is a masterclass in legi...

Recognizing the genocide of the Palestinian people in Gaza.

Another exercise in futility from the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of HRES 876 is to recognize the "genocide" of t...

COACH Act

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The COACH Act (Conven...

National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2026

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, carefully crafted to conceal the stench of corruption and incompetence beneath a veneer of patriotism and national security. Let's dissect this monstrosity,...

Legislative Branch Agencies Clarification Act

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as exciting as a lecture on crop rotation. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Legislative Branch Agenc...

LANDED Act

Another brilliant piece of legislation from the geniuses in Congress. The LANDED Act, because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dissect this masterpiece. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The bill'...

Commonsense Legislating Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this "Commonsense Legislating Act" (HR 6039) and expose its true nature. **Total Funding Amounts and Budget A...

Puerto Rico Substance Use and Health Data Collection Act

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Oh boy, the title says it all - "Puerto Rico Substance Use and Health Data Collection Act...

Government Shutdown Efficiency Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Government Shutdown Efficiency Act" - because what's more efficient than selling off federal real p...

Medicare Advantage Integrity Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Medicare Advan...

Appraisal Industry Improvement Act

Another "improvement" act from our esteemed lawmakers. How quaint. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? The Appraisal Industry Improvement Act (HR 6025) is a masterclass in regulatory doublespeak. On t...

Archie Cavanaugh Migratory Bird Treaty Amendment Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real motivations behind HR 6021, the Archie Cavanaugh Migratory Bird Treaty Amendmen...

VET Extension Act of 2025

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The VET Extension Act of 2025 is a bill that claims to supp...

Recognizing the 75th anniversary of The Arc of the United States, a leading organization promoting and protecting the civil and human rights of people with intellectual and developmental disabilities and actively supporting their full inclusion and participation in the community throughout their lifetimes.

Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more important than acknowledging a 75th anniversary? I mean, it's not like they have actual work to do. **Main Pu...

To amend the Bank Secrecy Act to exempt transactions with respect to cash reward payments by crime stopper organizations from certain currency transaction reports.

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main pur...

To reauthorize the West Valley demonstration project.

Another masterpiece of legislative artistry, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main pu...

Second Amendment Restoration Act of 2025

Another brilliant piece of legislation from the geniuses in Congress. The Second Amendment Restoration Act of 2025, because what this country really needs is more guns and less regulation. **Main Pur...

A resolution reducing the annual rate of pay of Senators if a Government shutdown occurs during a year.

Another masterclass in legislative theater from the esteemed members of the Senate. SRES 493, a resolution that's about as effective as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let's dissect this farce: **New ...

Stop 8(a) Contracting Fraud Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Ernst and her cohorts. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Stop 8(a) Contracting Fraud ...

Veteran Entrepreneurship Empowerment Act

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, designed to make politicians look good while doing absolutely nothing meaningful. The "Veteran Entrepreneurship Empowerment Act" - what a mouthful of ...

Justice Involved Veterans Support Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Justice Involved Veterans Support Act (HR 6003) clai...

MACV–SOG Congressional Gold Medal Act

Another Congressional bill, another exercise in self-aggrandizement and emotional manipulation. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The MACV-SOG Congressional Gold Medal Act (HR ...

Defense Biotechnology Strategy Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Defense ...

VA Care and Benefits Accountability Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The VA Care ...

FARE Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The FARE Act, a bill so cleverly crafted that it's almost as if they want us to believe it's about fairn...

VA Work-Study Improvement Act

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The VA Work-Study Improvement Act (HR 6011) c...

Recognizing the service of all District of Columbia veterans, condemning the denial of voting representation in Congress and full local self-government for veterans and their families who are District of Columbia residents, and calling for statehood for the District of Columbia through the enactment of the Washington, D.C. Admission Act (H.R. 51 and S. 51), particularly in light of the service of District of Columbia veterans in every American war.

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. HRES 871 is a bill that's as empty as a politician's promise, but let's dissect it anyway. **Diagnosis:...

Supporting the goals and ideals of "Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease (CJD) Awareness Day".

Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more pressing than raising awareness about a rare disease that affects 1 in 6,000 people? I mean, it's not like the...

Honoring and remembering the victims of the crash of American Airlines Flight 587 in Rockaway Queens, New York, on November 12, 2001, and extending the sincerest condolences of the citizens of the United States to the families and friends of those individuals.

(sigh) Oh joy, another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of HRES 870 is to honor and remember the...

Stuck On Hold Act

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress, who have clearly been moonlighting as experts in telephony and customer service. I can barely contain my excitement. **Main Purpose & Object...

Bring Down Housing Costs Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The "Bring Down Housing Costs Act" - a title that screams "We're doing something, but don't worry, it's just f...

REFINER Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The REFINER Act, a bill so cleverly crafted that it's almost as if they want us to believe it's actually about...

Providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 2550) to nullify the Executive Order relating to Exclusions from Federal Labor-Management Relations Programs, and for other purposes.

Another brilliant example of congressional incompetence masquerading as governance. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? HRES 432 is a resolution that allows the House to consider H.R. 2550, which aim...

To amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to extend certain provisions of the health insurance premium tax credit, to rescind unobligated balances for providing assistance to Argentina, and for other purposes.

To amend title 49, United States Code, to require that commercial driver's licenses be restricted to United States citizens, lawful permanent residents, and individuals authorized by U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services to engage in employment in the United States that includes driving a commercial motor vehicle, and for other purposes.

To prohibit the use of Federal funds by non-governmental organizations and the Department of the Interior for certain immigration-related services, except in the case of a minor.

To amend the Communications Act of 1934 to add access to telecommunications and information services in Indian country and areas with high populations of Indian people to the universal service principle relating to access to such services in rural, insular, and high cost areas.

To amend the Public Health Service Act with regard to research on asthma, and for other purposes.

To provide for multilateral semiconductor technology supply chain coordination, and for other purposes.

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The STRIDE Act (because who doesn't love a...

To transfer administrative jurisdiction over certain parcels of federal land in Harpers Ferry, West Virginia, and for other purposes.

For the relief of Maria Merida de Macario.

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This bill is a cla...

Providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 2003) to amend the Higher Education Act of 1965 to lower the interest rate on Federal student loans to 2 percent.

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? HRES 883 is a resolution that allows for the consideration of H.R. ...

To designate the facility of the United States Postal Service located at 50 East 100 North in Moab, Utah, as the "2nd Lieutenant Mitchell Williams Post Office".

To amend the Richard B. Russell National School Lunch Act to reauthorize the farm to school program, and for other purposes.

To amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to extend the advanced manufacturing investment credit and include materials integral to semiconductor manufacturing.

To direct the Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency to establish a program to provide grants to units of local governments, drinking water systems, and federally recognized Indian Tribes for the replacement of lead, galvanized steel, and iron service lines and lead drinking water mains, and for other purposes.

Providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 6039) to advance commonsense priorities.

Another masterpiece of legislative legerdemain, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. HRES 884 is a bill that promises to "advance commonsense priorities." How quaint. How utterly, mind-numbin...

To amend title 49, United States Code, to provide for eligibility of transit support specialists for crime prevention and security grants.

To amend the Rural Electrification Act of 1936 to reauthorize the Community Connect Grant Program, and for other purposes.

To direct the Secretary of Transportation to establish a grant program to construct barriers near rail lines that are adjacent to a residential structure, and for other purposes.

To amend the Fair Labor Standards Act of 1938 to strengthen the provisions relating to child labor, and for other purposes.

To amend title 18, United States Code, to modify delayed notice requirements, and for other purposes.

(sigh) Oh joy, another "fairness" act from the esteemed members of Congress. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this piece of legislative theater. HR 6048, or the "NDO Fairness Act," is a m...

Expressing the profound sorrow of the House of Representatives on the death of the Honorable Richard B. Cheney.

Another exercise in legislative necromancy, where our esteemed representatives gather to eulogize the dearly departed Richard B. Cheney. How touching. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** To express "profo...

Providing for consideration of the Senate amendment to the bill (H.R. 5371) making continuing appropriations and extensions for fiscal year 2026, and for other purposes.

Another thrilling episode of "Congressional Kabuki Theater"! Let's dissect this appropriations bill, shall we? HRES 873 is a masterclass in legislative obfuscation. It's like trying to diagnose a pat...

Lactation Spaces for Veteran Moms Act

Joy, another bill that's about as useful as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. The Lactation Spaces for Veteran Moms Act, because what our veterans really need is a quiet room to express breast milk while ...

Improving Veteran Access to Care Act

Another exercise in futility, courtesy of our esteemed lawmakers. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Improving Veteran Access to Care Act (HR 6038) claims to aim at...

STRIVE Act of 2025

Another exercise in legislative theater, how delightful. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The STRIVE Act of 2025 is a masterclass in bureaucratic doublespeak. Its st...

To ensure that certain members of the Armed Forces who served in female cultural support teams receive proper credit for such service.

Another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's stated purpose is to ensure that certain members of the Armed Forces who served ...

To amend title 38, United States Code, to provide for an annual increase in the rates of compensation for veterans with service-connected disabilities and the rates of dependency and indemnity compensation for the survivors of certain disabled veterans, and for other purposes.

Another exercise in legislative theater, designed to make politicians look good while doing the bare minimum for those who actually need help. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:**...

Sgt. Walter F. Hartnett IV Green Star Veterans Service Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Sgt. Walter F. Hartnett IV G...

Rural Partnership and Prosperity Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed representatives in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Rural Partnership and Prosperi...

To direct the Secretary of Veterans Affairs and the Secretary of Education to submit a report on the availability, accessibility, and affordability of childcare for veteran families.

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of HR 6026 is to cr...

A resolution honoring Dr. Jane Goodall and her legacy as an ethologist, conservationist, and activist.

Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more pressing than honoring a renowned ethologist and conservationist? I mean, who needs actual policy changes when...

A resolution expressing support for the designation of November 8, 2025, as "National First-Generation College Celebration Day".

Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more pressing than designating a national day to celebrate first-generation college students? I mean, it's not like...

A resolution observing the 50th anniversary of the date on which the SS Edmund Fitzgerald sank in Lake Superior, and remembering the 29 lives lost in one of the worst storms ever recorded on the Great Lakes.

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. SRES 494 is a resolution that's as empty as a politician's promise, observing the 50th anniversary of the SS E...

A resolution permitting the collection of clothing, toys, food, and housewares during the holiday season for charitable purposes in Senate buildings.

(sigh) Oh, joy. Another bill that's about as meaningful as a participation trophy in a game of "Who Can Pretend to Care About the Poor." Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** (roll...

Veterans Earned Education Act

Another congressional abomination masquerading as a benevolent gesture towards our nation's veterans. How touching. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Veterans Earned Education Act (HR 6002) claims t...

Critical Infrastructure Manufacturing Feasibility Act

(sigh) Oh joy, another congressional bill that's about as useful as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Critical Infrastructure Manufacturing Fea...

To name the Department of Veterans Affairs community-based outpatient clinic in Newton, New Jersey, as the "Anthony 'Tony' J. Gallopo VA Clinic".

Another thrilling episode of "Congressional Theater"! Today's feature presentation is HR 6007, a bill that will leave you on the edge of your seat... wondering how our elected officials manage to wast...

Filipino Veterans Fairness Act of 2025

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater designed to make politicians look good while accomplishing nothing of substance. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Fil...

Sgt. Alfredo Freddy Gonzalez Memorial Veterans’ Hospital Act

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce and see what's really going on. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Sgt. Alfredo Freddy Gonzalez Memorial Veterans' Hosp...

To amend title 38, United States Code, to direct the Secretary of Veterans Affairs to furnish an opioid antagonist to a veteran without requiring a prescription or copayment.

(sigh) Oh joy, another congressional bill that's about as effective as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** (rolls eyes) The main purpose of HR 5999 i...

Veterans Bill of Rights Act

Another bill that's about as useful as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. The "Veterans Bill of Rights Act" - how quaint, how noble-sounding. Let me dissect this farce for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives...

Veterans Healthcare Improvement Act

(sigh) Oh joy, another "Veterans Healthcare Improvement Act" that's about as genuine as a politician's apology. Let me dissect this legislative abomination for you. First off, the title is a joke. Th...

Right to Representation for Department of Veterans Affairs Workers Act of 2025

Joy, another bill that's about as genuine as a politician's smile at a funeral. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Right to Representation for Department of Veterans Affairs...

To direct the Secretary of Veterans Affairs to make grants to eligible entities for the purpose of carrying out Ask the Question Campaigns, and for other purposes.

Every Veteran Counts Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Every Veteran Counts Act of 2025" - a title that screams "We care about veterans!" while actually d...

Veterans with ALS Reporting Act

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Veterans with ALS Reporting Act (HR 6001)...

Veterans’ Sentinel Act

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Veterans' Sentinel Act (HR 6000) claims to improve the ...

Keep Healthcare Affordable Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Keep Healthcare Affordable Act" - because nothing says "affordable" like a bill that's been careful...

Continuing Appropriations, Agriculture, Legislative Branch, Military Construction and Veterans Affairs, and Extensions Act, 2026

VA CBA Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The VA CBA A...

Pipeline Security Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and get to the real diagnosis. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Pipeline Sec...

To designate the facility of the United States Postal Service located at 14855 South Van Dyke Road in Plainfield, Illinois, as the "Staff Sergeant Jose Dueñez Jr. Post Office Building".

Another thrilling episode of "Congressional Theater"! Today's main event features HR 6020, a bill that will leave you on the edge of your seat... or not. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** To rename a po...

A resolution recognizing the 50th anniversary of the end of the Vietnam War and honoring the United States veterans who served during the conflict.

The latest exercise in congressional navel-gazing: SRES 495, a resolution that's about as meaningful as a participation trophy. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's pri...

A bill to repeal certain Acts that impose sanctions upon Syria.

Another masterclass in legislative farce, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this trainwreck, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of S 3172 is to repeal...

Stuck On Hold Act

Joy, another congressional bill that's about as effective as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Stuck On Hold Act (S 3170) is a maste...

UNLOCK Housing Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The UNLOCK Housing Act claims to exp...

To amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to extend and modify the enhanced premium tax credit, and for other purposes.

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and reveal the underlying diseases that plague our beloved politicians. **Main...

Bringing Assistance for Rural Needs During Shutdowns Act

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** (rolls eyes) The Bringing Assi...

To designate the facility of the United States Postal Service located at 401 North Elm Street in Tuskegee, Alabama, as the "Tuskegee Airmen Memorial Post Office".

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Ah, yes, the "Tuskegee Airmen Memori...

To provide for the continued operation of the Hatch Act Unit of the Office of Special Counsel during a lapse in appropriations, and for other purposes.

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? HR 5998 is a bill that claims to provide for the continued operation of the Hatch Act U...

Helping Homeless Veterans Act of 2025

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater designed to make politicians feel good about themselves while accomplishing nothing of substance. The "Helping Homeless Veterans Act of 2025" is a...

A resolution recognizing the 250th anniversary of the United States Marine Corps.

Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more pressing than recognizing a 250-year-old anniversary? I'm sure the fate of the nation depends on it. **Main P...

Shutdown Fairness Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Shutdown Fairness Act - because who doesn't love a good oxymoron? This bill is like a patient with a bad c...

THRIVE Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose its true nature. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The THRIVE Act of 2...

Veterans Transition Support Act of 2025

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce and get to the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Veterans Transition Support Act of 2025 claims to...

VA Billing Accountability Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The VA Billing Accountability Act - because what's more accountable than creating a new law to fix the problems created by p...

American Manufacturers over Argentine Bailouts Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The American...

Providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 1834) to advance policy priorities that will break the gridlock.

The latest masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress. HRES 780: a bill so breathtakingly vague, it's a wonder anyone bothered to write it down. "Advance policy priorities that will break the g...

To improve mental health services of the Department of Veterans Affairs, and for other purposes.

Headstones for Honor Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Headstones for Honor Act" - because what's more honorable than retroactively bestowing dignity on enslaved individuals ...

To repeal provisions relating to notification to Senate offices regarding legal process on disclosure of Senate data, and for other purposes.

MY DATA Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Congresswoman Trahan and her cohorts. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The MY DATA Act of 2025 c...

Commemorating the 50th anniversary of the sinking of the S.S. Edmund Fitzgerald.

(sigh) Oh, joy. Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of HRES 869 is to commemorate the 50th ...

Shutdown Fairness Act

(sigh) Alright, let's get this over with. The Shutdown Fairness Act - a bill so laughably misnamed it's like calling a terminal cancer patient "healthy". This is just another exercise in legislative t...

No Troops in Our Streets Act of 2025

(sigh) Fine. Let's get this over with. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The "No Troops in Our Streets Act of 2025" is a laughable attempt to limit the deployment of military forces on American soil. Th...

True Shutdown Fairness Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "True Shutdown Fairness Act" - because who doesn't love a good oxymoron? Let's dissect this farce an...

A resolution recognizing the 80th anniversary of the commencement of continuous operations of Stars and Stripes in the Pacific and the invaluable service of the Stars and Stripes as the "hometown newspaper" for members of the Armed Forces, civilian employees, and family members stationed around the world.

Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more pressing than recognizing a newspaper's anniversary? I mean, it's not like there are actual problems to solve ...

Medal of Honor Act

Another meaningless exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Medal of Honor Act (HR 695) claims to incre...

A bill to provide for interagency tabletop exercises to assess the impacts of Department of Defense decisions during crises and evaluate United States Government tools available to augment Department of Defense capabilities in competition, crisis, and conflict, and for other purposes.

Another exercise in bureaucratic flatulence, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this legislative abomination and expose its true nature. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This b...

Protecting DOD Data Act of 2025

(sigh) Fine, let's dissect this latest exercise in legislative theater. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Protecting DOD Data Act of 2025 is a bill that claims to enhance the protection of data affe...

A bill to require a briefing on increasing procurement of strategic and critical materials from sources in the United States.

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Slotkin and her cohorts in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Ah, the noble goal...

A bill to require the Secretary of Defense to seek to engage appropriate officials of Taiwan in a joint program with Taiwan to enable the fielding of uncrewed systems and counter-uncrewed systems capabilities.

Another brilliant example of congressional genius, where our esteemed leaders attempt to cure the world's problems with a healthy dose of bureaucratic doublespeak and pork-barrel politics. **Main Pur...

A bill to require the Secretary of Defense to carry out a pilot program under which the Secretary shall develop and implement a comprehensive wastewater surveillance system at certain installations of the Department of Defense, and for other purposes.

Another brilliant example of congressional genius at work. Let's dissect this trainwreck, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of S 3162 is to create a pilot program for wastewat...

National Defense Supply Chain Integrity Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Scott of Florida. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The National Defense Supply Chain Integrity Act of 2025 is a cleverl...

School Meals for Healthy Kids Act of 2025

Another "health initiative" from our esteemed leaders, because what's more pressing than the well-being of children when there are votes to be bought and campaign coffers to fill? **Main Purpose & O...

STRIVE Act of 2025

(sigh) Oh joy, another legislative masterpiece from the geniuses in Congress. The STRIVE Act of 2025, because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dissect this mess. **Diagnosis:** This bill is suf...

National Cemetery Access Act

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress. The National Cemetery Access Act, because what's more pressing than ensuring that national cemeteries are open on holidays? I mean, it's not ...

Connecting Veterans to Care Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Connecting Veterans to Care Act of 2025" - because what's more noble than exploiting veterans for a...

Integrated Resource Planning Modernization Act

Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and uncover the real disease beneath the legislative theater. **Main Purp...

To designate the facility of the United States Postal Service located at 1201 Calvert Street in Lincoln, Nebraska, as the "Commodore Dixie Kiefer Memorial Post Office Building".

(sigh) Oh joy, another thrilling episode of "Congressional Theater" brought to you by the esteemed members of the House of Representatives. Today's feature presentation is HR 5947, a bill that will su...

To provide for the issuance of a Veterans Medical Debt Relief Stamp.

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Stamp Out Veterans Medical Debt Act" ...

CORRUPT Act

(sigh) Oh joy, another masterpiece of legislative lunacy. Let's dissect this monstrosity. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The CORRUPT Act (because who needs subtlety?) is a brazen attempt to shield th...

Seniors Deserve SMARTER Care Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Seniors Deserve SMARTER Care Act of 2025" - because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dissect this farce and uncov...

Condemning the persecution of Christians in Nigeria and standing ready to support President Donald J. Trump in taking decisive action to end the existential threat that persecuted Christians face in Nigeria.

(sigh) Oh joy, another exercise in Congressional grandstanding. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This resolution is a masterclass in moral posturing, condemning the persecutio...

USS Frank E. Evans Act

(sigh) Oh joy, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The USS Frank E. Evans Act (HR 5945) is a bill that claims to honor the memories of 74...

To amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to establish a National Resilience and Recovery Fund, and for other purposes.

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and expose its true intentions. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Natio...

Stop Excessive Force in Immigration Act of 2025

Another exercise in legislative theater, designed to make politicians look good while accomplishing nothing of substance. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Stop Excessive F...

Keep SNAP and WIC Funded Act of 2025

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's just a Band-Aid on the festering wound of American politics. Let me dissect this mess for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Keep SNAP and WIC Funded Act of 2...

LABEL Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The LABEL Act, a bill so cleverly crafted it's almost as if they wanted to make it sound like they're actually doing s...

Expressing condemnation of the Chinese Communist Party's persecution of religious minority groups, including Christians, Muslims, and Buddhists and the detention of Pastor "Ezra" Jin Mingri and leaders of the Zion Church, and reaffirming the United States' global commitment to promote religious freedom and tolerance.

Another exercise in congressional grandstanding, masquerading as moral outrage. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This resolution is a self-serving attempt by Congress to conde...

Total Force Family Education Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Total Force Family Education Act...

END Illicit Chinese Tobacco Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The...

Veteran Benefits Enhancement Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Ms. Stansbury and her cohorts in Congress. The "Veteran Benefits Enhancement Act" - a title that reeks of sincerity, much like a us...

Strategic Task Force on Scam Prevention Act

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, where our esteemed leaders pretend to care about the welfare of their constituents while actually serving the interests of their corporate overlords...

Right to Enroll Act of 2025

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "help" people by making them think they're getting something for nothing. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectiv...

Expanding Health Care Providers for Veterans Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and uncover the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Expanding ...

Defending Against Foreign Propaganda Act

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress, who have once again managed to create a bill that's as useful as a placebo for a terminal illness. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Defen...

COACH Act

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce and see what's really going on. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The COACH Act (Convening Operations Assistance for Childc...

Service Academies District of Columbia Equality Act of 2025

Joy, another bill that's about as genuine as a politician's smile at a funeral. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Service Academies District of Columbia Equality ...

Federal Worker Mortgage Forbearance Act

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's just a Band-Aid on the festering wound of government incompetence. Let's dissect this mess. The Federal Worker Mortgage Forbearance Act (S 3156) is a masterclass in...

CLEAR Act of 2025

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, masquerading as policy. The CLEAR Act of 2025 - a bill so cleverly named, it's almost as if they want you to think it's actually clear. Let me disse...

LEAF Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The LEAF Act of 2025 is a cleverly c...

National Flood Insurance Program Automatic Extension Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative legerdemain, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Cassidy and his cohorts in Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Nati...

A joint resolution to direct the removal of United States Armed Forces from hostilities within or against Venezuela that have not been authorized by Congress.

Another case of legislative theater, where our esteemed lawmakers pretend to care about the Constitution and the rule of law. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose...

Responsible Wildland Fire Recovery Act

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill from the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The "Responsible Wildland Fire Recovery Act" (because everything needs a catchy titl...

END Illicit Chinese Tobacco Act

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, designed to distract from the fact that our esteemed leaders are too incompetent to tackle real problems. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Mai...

CARE Act of 2025

Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to demonstrate their boundless incompetence and craven self-interest. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The CARE Act of 2025 is a laughable a...

HOPE Act

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The HOPE Act (Healthcare Opportunities for Pa...

VA Zero Suicide Demonstration Project Act of 2025

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The VA Zero Suicide Demonstration Project Act of 2025 aims ...

Veterans SPORT Act

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "help" our beloved veterans. How touching. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Veterans SPORT Act (because everything needs an acronym, right?) claims to wa...

Cold Weather Diesel Reliability Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Cold Weather...

Combating Counterfeit Pharmaceuticals Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and uncover the real motivations behind it. **Main Purpose & Objectives:...

A resolution designating the month of October 2025 as "National Military Toxic Exposures Awareness Month".

Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, designed to make them look like they care about veterans while doing absolutely nothing to address the real issues. **Main Purpos...

A resolution recognizing community care as an essential tool for meeting the health care needs of the veterans of the United States.

Another meaningless resolution from our esteemed leaders, designed to make them look like they care about veterans while actually doing nothing of substance. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose ...

Mexico Cross-Border Crime Accountability Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Mexico Cross-Border Crime Accountability Act (HR 5980) is a perfect example of how politicians can take a ...

Immigration Document Delivery Accountability Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and uncover the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Immigration Document Deli...

Foreign Remittance Accountability and Transparency Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Foreign Remittance Accountability and ...

To protect collective self-determination and individual rights under Federal statutes conferring nationality on persons born and residing in the territory of American Samoa, to enable subsequent elective United States citizenship upon application of such persons residing in a State or in a territory subject to sections 301 through 308 of the Immigration and Nationality Act, and for other purposes.

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Mrs. Radewagen and her cohorts in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill claims to ...

Bureau of Prisons Pay Protection Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Bureau of Prisons Pay Protection Act - because who doesn't love a good oxymoron? Let's dissect this farce....

Common Repository for Small Businesses Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Common Repository for Small Businesses Act" - a title that screams "We care about small businesses!...

Stop Secret Spending Act of 2025

Another "transparency" bill from the masters of opacity, our beloved Congress. The Stop Secret Spending Act of 2025 - how quaint. How utterly meaningless. Let's dissect this farce. This bill is an am...

Insurance Fraud Accountability Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Insurance Fraud Accountability Act (S ...

To amend the Sergeant First Class Heath Robinson Honoring our Promise to Address Comprehensive Toxics Act of 2022 to direct the Interagency Working Group on Toxic Exposure to conduct research on the diagnosis and treatment of health conditions of descendants of individuals exposed to toxic substances while serving as members of the Armed Forces, and for other purposes.

NET Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The NET Act, or "Network Equipment Transparency Act," because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dis...

Returning Unspent COVID Funds Act

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Ernst and Blackburn. The "Returning Unspent COVID Funds Act" - because nothing says "fiscal responsibility" like a bill with a ti...

Preserving Patient Access to Long-Term Care Pharmacies Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Preservi...

Disaster Assistance Simplification Act

Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to pretend they're doing something useful while actually just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. **Main Purpose & Objectives** T...

Restoring Access for Detainees Act

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Restoring Access for Detainees Act (HR 5941) claims to restore limited, free telephone service ...

USMC Helicopter Support in Vietnam Congressional Gold Medal Act

Joy, another Congressional Gold Medal bill, because what's more important than giving out shiny medals to people who actually did something meaningful? Let me put on my surprised face. **Main Purpose...

National Worker Cooperative Development and Support Act

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose its true nature. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The National Worker Cooperat...

MAMDANI Act

(sigh) Oh joy, another masterpiece of legislative lunacy. Let's dissect this farce. The MAMDANI Act, a bill so cleverly named it's almost as if the sponsors thought they were being subtle. "Moving Am...

BIS License Fee Prohibition Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The BIS License Fee Prohibition Act (HR 59...

Major Thomas D. Howie Congressional Gold Medal

Another meaningless exercise in congressional grandstanding, masquerading as a tribute to a genuine American hero. Let's dissect the diseased tissue of this bill. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The p...

Student Veteran Work Study Modernization Act

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Student Veteran W...

Opening the People’s House Resolution

Joy. Another "reform" bill from the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The "Opening the People's House Resolution" (HRES 865) is a masterclass in legislative theater. It's a bi...

Beef Origin Labeling Accountability Act

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The "Beef Origin Labeling Accountability Act" - what a mouthful. So...

To authorize the Department of Justice and the Department of State to provide law enforcement and intelligence technical assistance, training, capacity building, and advisory support to the Government of Ukraine to achieve the exchange of prisoners of war, the release of civilian detainees, and the return of forcibly transferred Ukrainian children, and for other purposes.

Another masterclass in legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce and get to the real diagnosis. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's title claims it's abou...

No Nuclear Testing Without Approval Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "No Nuclear Testing Without Approval Act" - a bill so cleverly crafted, it's almost as if they want ...

Sustainable International Financial Institutions Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Sustainable International Financial Institutions Act...

Ohio River Restoration Program Act

Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and expose the real disease beneath the legislative theater. **Main Purpose & Object...

Veterans’ Cremation Certainty Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The Veterans' Cremation Certainty Act of 2025 - a title that screams "We care about veterans!" while act...

Mexican Energy Trade Enforcement Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Mexican Energy Trade Enforcement Act (...

Service Academies District of Columbia Equality Act

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Service Academies District of Columbia Equality Act (because "equality" sounds so much better t...

Save Our Ships Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Save Our Ships Act" - because what America really needs is more taxpayer-funded nostalgia for its m...

North Korean Human Rights Reauthorization Act of 2025

Another exercise in futility, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The North Korean Human Rights Reauthorization Act of 2025 is a reha...

Territorial De Minimis Exemption Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Territorial De Minimis Exemption Act (HR 5960) ...

To designate the facility of the United States Postal Service located at 500 Sergeant Gonzales Drive in Fort Davis, Texas, as the "Sergeant Manuel Sillas Gonzales Post Office".

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and get to the real diagnosis. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Ah, yes, the nob...

HSAs For Heroes Act

Another masterclass in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "HSAs For Heroes Act" (HR 5933) claims to improve hi...

Flood Insurance for Farmers Act of 2025

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's just a thinly veiled attempt to line the pockets of special interests while pretending to help the poor, defenseless farmers. How quaint. **Main Purpose & Objective...

Restoring Inpatient Mental Health Access Act of 2025

Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, no doubt crafted with the utmost care and consideration for the well-being of their constituents. (Sarcasm alert!) **Main Purpose & Objectives:** T...

Home for the Brave Act of 2025

Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to pretend they care about something other than lining their own pockets and getting re-elected. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose &...

Rural Veterans Dental Care Act

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce and see what's really going on. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Rural Veterans Dental Care Act (HR 5949) claims to e...

Critical Minerals Supply Chain Resiliency Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Critical Minerals Supply Chain Resilie...

Securing Reliable Power for Advanced Technologies Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Securing Reliable Power for Advanced Technologies Act" - a title that screams "we have no idea what we're doing, but it...

Camp Nelson National Monument Act

(sigh) Oh joy, another meaningless exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Camp Nelson National Monument Act (HR 5928) is a masterclass in bureau...

GAIN AI Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The GAIN AI Act of 2025 is a bill that promises to "guarantee access and innovation" for national artifi...

Keep Head Start Funded Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Keep Head Start Funded Act of 2025" - a title that screams "We care about poor kids!" while actuall...

Veterans Visa and Protection Act of 2025

Another exercise in legislative theater, designed to make politicians look good while accomplishing nothing of substance. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Veterans Visa an...

I–VETS Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The I-VETS Act is a heartwarming att...

SAFE Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The SAFE Act, a bill so cleverly crafted to make you believe it's about protecting federal employees during go...

Flood Protection and Infrastructure Resilience Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The Flood Protection and Infrastructure Resilience Act of 2025 - because what's a few billion dollars in...

Housing for All Veterans Act of 2025

Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Housing for All Veterans Act of 2025" claims t...

Heroes Business Opportunity Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Shaheen and Markey. The "Heroes Business Opportunity Act of 2025" - because what's more heroic than waiving a guarantee fee for certain...

Violent Juvenile Offender Accountability Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Violent Juvenile Offender Accountability Act of 2025" - because what's more terrifying than a teena...

Emergency Relief for Hungry Families Act of 2025

Another "Emergency Relief" bill from the esteemed members of Congress. How quaint. How utterly predictable. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The Emergency Relief for Hungry Families Act of 2025 is...

USS Frank E. Evans Act

Another congressional masterpiece, carefully crafted to make you feel good while accomplishing absolutely nothing of substance. Let's dissect this legislative abomination. **Main Purpose & Objectives...

Veterans TBI Adaptive Care Opportunities Nationwide Act of 2025

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Veterans TBI Adaptive Care Opportunities Nationwide Act of 2025 (S. 3130) claims to address the...

Preventing Foreign Interference in American Elections Act

The Preventing Foreign Interference in American Elections Act - because what America really needs is another layer of bureaucratic red tape to pretend we're doing something about foreign interference....

Worker Privacy Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Scott and Cassidy. The "Worker Privacy Act" - because nothing says "worker privacy" like a bill that's actually designed to serve the i...

Farm to School Act of 2025

Another brilliant example of congressional incompetence, masquerading as a benevolent attempt to feed America's children. The Farm to School Act of 2025 is a masterclass in bureaucratic doublespeak, d...

Fair Credit for Farmers Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose its true intentions. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Fair Credit...

PROTECT Act of 2025

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The PROTECT Act of 2025 is a m...

Protection on the Picket Line Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Tuberville and Cassidy. The "Protection on the Picket Line Act" - because nothing says "protection" like a bill that's about as effecti...

Better FDA Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose its true intentions. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Better FDA Act of 2025 is a cle...

UBER Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Tuberville. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The UBER Act (Under...

Sustainable International Financial Institutions Act of 2025

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Merkley and Sanders. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Sustainable International Financial ...

Ensuring Predictable and Reliable Water Deliveries Act of 2025

Another brilliant example of congressional incompetence. Let's dissect this trainwreck, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Ensuring Predictable and Reliable Water Deliveries Act of 2025 is ...

Fisher House Availability Act of 2025

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Fisher House Avai...

Respect the Chief Act of 2025

(sigh) Oh joy, another exercise in legislative theater. The "Respect the Chief Act of 2025". How quaint. How utterly, mind-numbingly pointless. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Diagnosis:** Acu...

To prohibit card issuers and financial institutions from imposing certain fees on covered persons during any period during which appropriations are not in effect for the operations of one or more Federal agencies, and for other purposes.

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? HR 5953, the "Protect Military and Federal Employees from Unfair Bank Fees A...

To provide for cost-share waivers for projects carried out in response to wildland fires caused by certain Government actions, and for other purposes.

Agua Caliente Band of Cahuilla Indians Water Rights Settlement Act

Another exercise in futility, courtesy of our esteemed lawmakers. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Agua Caliente Band of Cahuilla Indians Water Rights Settlement ...

Honoring the Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Incorporated, Chi Chapter, on its centennial anniversary.

Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more pressing than honoring a sorority's centennial anniversary? I mean, it's not like there are actual problems to...

Honoring the service and sacrifice of America's veterans on Veterans Day, 2025.

Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more important than paying lip service to veterans while actually doing nothing to improve their lives? Let's disse...

Acknowledging November 8, 2025, as "National Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics (STEM) Day".

Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more pressing than declaring a national day for STEM? I mean, who needs actual policy changes when you can just sla...

To enhance employee accountability, prevent fraud, strengthen whistleblower protections, and modernize disability rating processes in the Department of Veterans Affairs.

To require the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development to establish a pilot program to provide grants to implementing organizations to administer a whole-home repairs program for eligible homeowners and eligible landlords, and for other purposes.

Another exercise in futility, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this latest abomination, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Whole-Home Repairs Act of 2025 (HR 5990...

Supporting Troops’ Access to Recognition Services Act

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as genuine as a politician's apology. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Supporting Troops' Access to Recognition Services Act" (ST...

For the relief of Ingrid Encalada Latorre.

Another case of Congressional idiocy, masquerading as "relief" for some poor soul named Ingrid Encalada Latorre. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This bill is a classic exampl...

Promoting Classical Learning Act of 2025

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Let me dissect this mess for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Promoting Classical Learning Act of 2025" (beca...

To amend the Truth in Lending Act to require that financial institutions, appraisal management companies, appraisers, and other valuation professionals are serving the housing market in a manner that is efficient and consistent for all mortgage loan applicants, borrowers, and communities, and for other purposes; to study the feasibility of creating a national public appraisal database.

Recognizing the difficult challenges Black veterans faced when returning home after serving in the Armed Forces, their heroic military sacrifices, and their patriotism in fighting for equal rights and for the dignity of a people and a Nation.

Another meaningless resolution from our esteemed Congress, designed to make politicians feel good about themselves while accomplishing nothing of substance. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This concur...

Expressing the sense of the House of Representatives that a commemorative postage stamp should be issued in honor of the Buffalo Soldiers.

Another meaningless exercise in legislative grandstanding, courtesy of the esteemed members of the House of Representatives. HRES 862 is a resolution that's about as substantial as a participation tro...

Honoring the heroic military service, sacrifices, and contributions of veterans from the great State of Texas, and for other purposes.

(sigh) Oh, joy. Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, this time honoring the "heroic military service" of Texas veterans. How touching. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** ...

Innovation Fund Act

Another brilliant example of congressional incompetence, masquerading as a solution to the housing crisis. Let's dissect this trainwreck, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Innovation Fund ...

A resolution expressing condemnation of the Chinese Communist Party's persecution of religious minority groups, including Christians, Muslims, and Buddhists and the detention of Pastor "Ezra" Jin Mingri and leaders of the Zion Church, and reaffirming the United States' global commitment to promote religious freedom and tolerance.

Another meaningless resolution from our esteemed leaders, designed to make them feel good about themselves while accomplishing absolutely nothing. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This resolution is a ...

A resolution affirming the critical importance of preserving the United States' advantage in artificial intelligence and ensuring that the United States achieves and maintains artificial intelligence dominance.

Another brilliant example of congressional grandstanding, wrapped in a veneer of patriotism and techno-jargon. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This resolution is a masterclas...

A resolution commending Delta State University in Cleveland, Mississippi, for 100 years of service to the State of Mississippi and the United States.

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, folks! SRES 489 is a resolution that's about as substantial as a participation trophy. It's a feel-good exercise in self-congratulation, a pat on the back f...

A resolution expressing the sense of the Senate regarding the European Union's actions to diversify from Russian energy sources.

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of the Senate. Let's dissect this farce and reveal the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of...

A concurrent resolution recognizing the difficult challenges Black veterans faced when returning home after serving in the Armed Forces, their heroic military sacrifices, and their patriotism in fighting for equal rights and for the dignity of a people and a Nation.

Another meaningless resolution from our esteemed Congress, designed to make them look good while doing absolutely nothing of substance. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This c...

A resolution expressing support for the designation of the week beginning on November 3, 2025, as "National School Psychology Week".

Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more pressing than designating a week to pat school psychologists on the back? It's not like there are actual probl...

A resolution condemning the suggestion by President Donald J. Trump that criticism of him is "illegal," reaffirming the fundamental importance of free speech, and declaring that criticism of the President is not only lawful but essential to democracy in the United States.

Another pointless exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. SRES 486 is a resolution that "condemns" President Trump's suggestion that criticism of him is "illegal...

Worker RESULTS Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Cassidy and Tuberville. The Worker RESULTS Act - because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Ob...

Fairness in Filing Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The "Fairness in Filing Act" - because who doesn't love a good oxymoron? Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Obj...

NLRB Stability Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Cassidy and Tuberville. The "NLRB Stability Act" - because what the National Labor Relations Board really needed was a stability inject...

Union Members Right to Know Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The "Union Membe...

Deporting Fraudsters Act of 2025