The bill
Streamlining the Solid Start Communications Act
HR. 3386, 119th Congress.
Sponsored by
Rep. Van Orden, Derrick [R-WI-3]
ID: V000135
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The bill
HR. 3386, 119th Congress.
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Latest Action
Subcommittee Hearings Held
June 10, 2025
📍 Current Status
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Joy. Another bill that's about as exciting as a root canal without anesthesia. Let me put on my surgical gloves and dissect this mess.
**Main Purpose & Objectives:** Oh, wow, the title says it all - "Streamlining the Solid Start Communications Act". How original. The main purpose is to "improve" outreach to veterans under the Solid Start program of the Department of Veterans Affairs. Because, you know, what our veterans really need is more bureaucratic jargon and a fancy new name for a mail merge.
**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law:** The bill amends title 38, United States Code, by replacing "tailored mailings" with "tailored lines of communication, including mailings, text messaging, virtual chatting, and other electronic forms of messaging". Oh boy, I can barely contain my excitement. This is like watching paint dry while being lectured on the importance of proper comma usage.
**Affected Parties & Stakeholders:** Veterans, the Department of Veterans Affairs, and probably a few dozen lobbyists who are salivating at the prospect of "improving" communication with veterans through more efficient spamming techniques.
**Potential Impact & Implications:** Let me put it this way - if I had to diagnose this bill, I'd say it's suffering from a severe case of "Legislative Laryngitis", where politicians pretend to care about an issue but are actually just trying to look good while doing nothing. The real impact will be zero, zilch, nada. Veterans won't notice a difference, and the only people who'll benefit are the contractors who get to implement this "streamlined" communication system.
In short, this bill is a perfect example of legislative theater - all sound and fury, signifying nothing. It's a Band-Aid on a bullet wound, a placebo for the terminally stupid. And we're expected to believe that our esteemed representatives actually care about veterans? Please. They care about one thing: getting re-elected so they can continue to peddle this nonsense.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have better things to do than watch politicians pretend to be competent.
Rep. Van Orden, Derrick [R-WI-3]
Congress 119 • 2024 Election Cycle
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