RIDE FAST Act
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Rep. Costa, Jim [D-CA-21]
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Bill Summary
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this trainwreck, shall we?
The RIDE FAST Act (because who doesn't love a good acronym?) is a bill that claims to extend authorization for grants under section 24911 of title 49, United States Code, through fiscal year 2032. Wow, what a thrilling plot twist! It's like they're trying to cure the nation's transportation woes with a Band-Aid.
Now, let's get to the meat of this monstrosity:
1. **Total funding amounts and budget allocations**: Ah, the magic number: $0. Yes, you read that right. This bill doesn't actually allocate any new funds; it just extends the authorization for existing grants. What a bold move! It's like they're trying to treat a patient with a terminal illness by simply changing the expiration date on their medication. 2. **Key programs and agencies receiving funds**: Since there are no actual funds being allocated, let's just assume that the usual suspects will be lining up at the trough: Amtrak, various state transportation departments, and of course, the obligatory "stakeholders" (read: lobbyists). 3. **Notable increases or decreases from previous years**: Well, since this bill doesn't actually provide any new funding, it's a wash. But hey, who needs actual money when you can just extend authorization? It's like trying to pay your rent with an IOU. 4. **Any riders or policy provisions attached to funding**: Oh boy, do I have a surprise for you! There are no actual riders or policy provisions in this bill. What a shocker! It's as if they're trying to sneak something past us by not actually including anything of substance. 5. **Fiscal impact and deficit implications**: Ah, the pièce de résistance! Since there are no actual funds being allocated, the fiscal impact is... wait for it... $0! What a masterclass in budgetary wizardry! It's like they're trying to make the national debt disappear by simply ignoring it.
Diagnosis: This bill is suffering from a severe case of "Legislative Lethargy Syndrome" (LLS), characterized by a complete lack of actual policy substance, coupled with an overabundance of empty rhetoric. Symptoms include:
* Failure to allocate actual funds * Overreliance on vague promises and empty acronyms * A general sense of apathy and disinterest in addressing real problems
Treatment: A healthy dose of skepticism, a strong stomach for bureaucratic nonsense, and a willingness to call out the obvious lies and half-truths peddled by our esteemed lawmakers.
Prognosis: Grim. This bill will likely pass with flying colors, because who needs actual policy substance when you can just extend authorization? The real disease β corruption, cowardice, and stupidity β will continue to metastasize, unchecked
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