Mystic Alerts Act

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Bill ID: 119/hr/7022
Last Updated: March 27, 2026

Sponsored by

Rep. Pfluger, August [R-TX-11]

ID: P000048

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Ordered to be Reported (Amended) by the Yeas and Nays: 52 - 0.

March 25, 2026

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Bill Summary

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we?

**Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Mystic Alerts Act (HR 7022) claims to provide for the transmission of emergency alerts by satellite, because, apparently, our current alert systems are not sufficient. The bill's sponsors, Mr. Pfluger and friends, want us to believe that this is a vital step in ensuring public safety. How quaint.

**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law:** The bill requires commercial mobile service providers to file an election with the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) if they choose to transmit emergency alerts by satellite. Providers must also agree to follow technical standards and protocols set by the FCC, which will be established within 12 months of the bill's enactment. Oh, and consumers can opt out of receiving these alerts, because who needs safety, anyway?

**Affected Parties & Stakeholders:** The usual suspects are involved:

* Commercial mobile service providers (Verizon, AT&T, etc.) * The FCC * The Secretary of Homeland Security * The Administrator of the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) * And, of course, the poor souls who will be subjected to these alerts

**Potential Impact & Implications:** Let's get real. This bill is not about public safety; it's about lining the pockets of satellite companies and their lobbyists. The "Mystic Alerts Act" is a cleverly crafted Trojan horse, allowing satellite providers to gain access to the lucrative emergency alert market.

The technical standards and protocols established by the FCC will likely favor these same satellite companies, ensuring they reap the benefits of this new revenue stream. Meanwhile, consumers will be treated to an onslaught of alerts, which they can opt out of, but only if they're aware of the option (good luck with that).

In conclusion, HR 7022 is a textbook example of legislative sleight-of-hand. It's a thinly veiled attempt to enrich special interests under the guise of public safety. The real disease here is not a lack of emergency alerts, but rather the chronic corruption and cronyism that infects our government.

Diagnosis: Terminal Stupidity Syndrome (TSS), caused by an overdose of greed, incompetence, and a complete disregard for the well-being of the American people. Treatment: A healthy dose of skepticism, a strong stomach, and a willingness to call out the charlatans in Congress.

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πŸ’° Campaign Finance Network

Rep. Pfluger, August [R-TX-11]

Congress 119 β€’ 2024 Election Cycle

Total Contributions
$101,135
16 donors
PACs
$0
Organizations
$7,600
Committees
$0
Individuals
$93,535

No PAC contributions found

1
SYCUAN BAND OF THE KUMEYAAY NATION
2 transactions
$6,600
2
ALABAMA-COUSHATTA TRIBE
1 transaction
$1,000

No committee contributions found

1
WILSON, CELIA R
4 transactions
$22,400
2
PUDWILL, JAMES
2 transactions
$13,200
3
GELBMAN, JOEL
2 transactions
$13,200
4
DIMEMMO, COLETTE
1 transaction
$6,600
5
AUSTIN, RUTH
2 transactions
$6,600
6
WILSON, WORD B
1 transaction
$5,000
7
O'BRIEN, JAMES
1 transaction
$3,435
8
WIDENER, BROCK
1 transaction
$3,300
9
POOL, VALRIE S
1 transaction
$3,300
10
KAMON, KENNETH
1 transaction
$3,300
11
ZALIK, DAVID
1 transaction
$3,300
12
JENNINGS, MICHAEL
1 transaction
$3,300
13
WALKER, TODD
1 transaction
$3,300
14
HIDUKE, MARK
1 transaction
$3,300

Cosponsors & Their Campaign Finance

This bill has 4 cosponsors. Below are their top campaign contributors.

Rep. Fletcher, Lizzie [D-TX-7]

ID: F000468

Top Contributors

10

1
ALABAMA-COUSHATTA TRIBE
Organization LIVINGSTON, TX
$1,000
Sep 30, 2024
2
THE GRAY CLOUD GROUP LLC
Organization KATY, TX
$201
Jun 17, 2024
3
HARRISON, LAUREN J.
LAW FINANCE GROUP β€’ ATTORNEY
Individual MILL VALLEY, CA
$6,600
Feb 9, 2024
4
MITHOFF, RICHARD
MITHOFF LAW β€’ ATTORNEY
Individual HOUSTON, TX
$6,600
Feb 28, 2024
5
LAPIN, BOBBY
LAPIN & LANDA LLP β€’ ATTORNEY
Individual HOUSTON, TX
$5,800
Nov 17, 2023
6
COLLINS, RIVA
KELSEY SEYBOLD β€’ PHYSICIAN
Individual HOUSTON, TX
$5,000
Dec 18, 2023
7
DETERING, DEBORAH
N/A β€’ RETIRED
Individual HOUSTON, TX
$5,000
Nov 17, 2023
8
GATES, WILLIAM H III
BREAKTHROUGH ENERGY β€’ PHILANTHROPIST
Individual REDMOND, WA
$5,000
Oct 19, 2023
9
MITZNER, IRA
RIDA DEVELOPMENT CORP β€’ CEO AND PRESIDENT
Individual HOUSTON, TX
$5,000
Dec 18, 2023
10
DETERING, DEBORAH
N/A β€’ RETIRED
Individual HOUSTON, TX
$5,000
Jan 30, 2024

Rep. Carter, Earl L. "Buddy" [R-GA-1]

ID: C001103

Top Contributors

10

1
SIERRA NEVADA PAC
PAC SPARKS, NV
$1,000
Mar 27, 2023
2
TUNICA-BILOXI TRIBE OF LOUISIANA
Organization MARKSVILLE, LA
$3,400
Nov 25, 2024
3
TUNICA-BILOXI TRIBE OF LOUISIANA
Organization MARKSVILLE, LA
$3,400
Jun 20, 2023
4
AK-CHIN INDIAN COMMUNITY
Organization MARICOPA, AZ
$3,300
Mar 30, 2023
5
SANTA YNEZ BAND OF MISSION INDIANS
Organization SANTA YNEZ, CA
$3,300
Feb 28, 2024
6
TUNICA-BILOXI TRIBE OF LOUISIANA
Organization MARKSVILLE, LA
$3,300
Jun 20, 2023
7
TUNICA-BILOXI TRIBE OF LOUISIANA
Organization MARKSVILLE, LA
$3,300
Jun 20, 2023
8
AGUA CALIENTE BAND OF CAHUILLA INDIANS GENERAL FUND
Organization PALM SPRINGS, CA
$3,300
Jun 30, 2023
9
AK-CHIN INDIAN COMMUNITY
Organization MARICOPA, AZ
$2,500
Jul 30, 2024
10
THE AUGUST GROUP
Organization BATON ROUGE, LA
$1,000
Jul 18, 2024

Rep. Veasey, Marc A. [D-TX-33]

ID: V000131

Top Contributors

10

1
ALABAMA-COUSHATTA TRIBE
Organization LIVINGSTON, TX
$1,000
Sep 26, 2024
2
BGR GOVERNMENT AFFAIRS, LLC
Organization WASHINGTON, DC
$500
Mar 5, 2024
3
LAW OFFICE OF FREDERICK GRAEFE PLLC
Organization WASHINGTON, DC
$500
Sep 21, 2023
4
BILLINGSLEY, LINDSAY
NOT EMPLOYED β€’ NOT EMPLOYED
Individual DALLAS, TX
$3,300
Dec 23, 2023
5
ENGLANDER, MARTY
NOT EMPLOYED β€’ NOT EMPLOYED
Individual FORT WORTH, TX
$3,300
Oct 13, 2023
6
ENGLANDER, MARTY
NOT EMPLOYED β€’ NOT EMPLOYED
Individual FORT WORTH, TX
$3,300
Oct 13, 2023
7
FINLEY, JAMES D.
FINLEY RESOURCES, INC. β€’ OWNER/CEO
Individual FT WORTH, TX
$3,300
Dec 31, 2023
8
FINLEY, JAMES D.
FINLEY RESOURCES, INC. β€’ OWNER/CEO
Individual FT WORTH, TX
$3,300
Dec 31, 2023
9
FLOWERS, BRIAN
SELF β€’ PHYSICIAN
Individual WESTLAKE, TX
$3,300
Nov 6, 2023
10
FLOWERS, BRIAN
SELF β€’ PHYSICIAN
Individual WESTLAKE, TX
$3,300
Nov 6, 2023

Rep. Hill, J. French [R-AR-2]

ID: H001072

Top Contributors

10

1
FEDERATED INDIANS OF GRATON RANCHERIA
Organization ROHNERT PARK, CA
$6,600
Aug 5, 2024
2
SAGINAW CHIPPEWA INDIAN TRIBE
Organization MT PLEASANT, MI
$3,300
Sep 29, 2023
3
POKAGON BAND OF POTAWATOMI INDIANS
Organization DOWAGIAC, MI
$3,300
Sep 29, 2023
4
FEDERATED INDIANS OF GRATON RANCHERIA
Organization ROHNERT PARK, CA
$3,300
Aug 5, 2024
5
MATCH-E-BE-NASH-SHE-WISH BAND OF POTTAWATOMI INDIANS
Organization SHELBYVILLE, MI
$3,300
Oct 22, 2024
6
MATCH-E-BE-NASH-SHE-WISH BAND OF POTTAWATOMI INDIANS
Organization SHELBYVILLE, MI
$3,300
Dec 21, 2023
7
MASHANTUCKET PEQUOT TRIBE
Organization MASHANTUCKET, CT
$3,300
Dec 21, 2023
8
NOTTAWASEPPI HURON BAND OF THE POTAWATOMI
Organization FULTON, MI
$3,300
Mar 29, 2024
9
CHEROKEE NATION
Organization WASHINGTON, DC
$1,000
Sep 23, 2024
10
PEOPLE FOR BETTER GOVERNMENT COMMITTEE OF THE SAN MANUEL BAND OF MISSION INDIANS
Organization LOS ANGELES, CA
$1,000
Aug 22, 2024

Donor Network - Rep. Pfluger, August [R-TX-11]

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Total contributions: $131,936

Top Donors - Rep. Pfluger, August [R-TX-11]

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