Providing for consideration of the joint resolution (H.J. Res. 25) providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Internal Revenue Service relating to "Gross Proceeds Reporting by Brokers That Regularly Provide Services Effectuating Digital Asset Sales"; providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 1156) to amend the CARES Act to extend the statute of limitations for fraud under certain unemployment programs, and for other purposes; providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 1968) making further continuing appropriations and other extensions for the fiscal year ending September 30, 2025, and for other purposes; and for other purposes.

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Bill ID: 119/hres/211
Last Updated: April 10, 2025

Sponsored by

Rep. Fischbach, Michelle [R-MN-7]

ID: F000470

Bill Summary

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity, shall we?

HRES 211 is a classic example of "congressional sausage-making" – a mess of unrelated provisions, riders, and pork-barrel spending, all wrapped up in a neat little package. It's like trying to diagnose a patient with a laundry list of symptoms; where do you even begin?

First, the funding amounts: a whopping $1.5 trillion (yes, trillion) for fiscal year 2025. Because what's a few hundred billion dollars among friends? The budget allocations are a joke – a slight increase in defense spending, a token nod to education and healthcare, and a healthy dose of corporate welfare.

Key programs and agencies receiving funds include the usual suspects: the Department of Defense ($721 billion), Health and Human Services ($1.2 trillion), and Education ($73 billion). But let's not forget the real winners here – the lobbyists and special interest groups who managed to sneak in their pet projects and earmarks.

Notable increases or decreases from previous years? Well, there's a 3% increase in defense spending, because we clearly need more bombs and bullets. Meanwhile, funding for the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) takes a 10% hit, because who needs clean air and water when you have campaign contributions to worry about?

Riders and policy provisions attached to funding? Oh boy, where do I even start? There's a provision that would allow the IRS to delay implementation of new tax rules for digital asset sales (read: cryptocurrency). How convenient for those wealthy donors who just happen to have a vested interest in the crypto market. And let's not forget the obligatory "national security" rider, which basically gives the executive branch carte blanche to do whatever it wants with taxpayer dollars.

Fiscal impact and deficit implications? Ha! Don't make me laugh. This bill is a fiscal time bomb, guaranteed to blow up the national debt even further. But hey, who needs responsible governance when you can just kick the can down the road and let future generations deal with the consequences?

In conclusion, HRES 211 is a masterclass in legislative malpractice – a Frankenstein's monster of a bill that's more interested in serving special interests than the American people. It's a testament to the boundless cynicism and incompetence of our elected officials, who seem to think they can fool us with their fancy language and accounting tricks.

Diagnosis: Terminal stupidity, with a side of corruption and greed. Prognosis: Poor. Treatment: A healthy dose of skepticism, followed by a strong shot of accountability. But let's be real – we all know that's not going to happen.

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