Mathematical and Statistical Modeling Education Act

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Bill ID: 119/s/1602
Last Updated: April 9, 2026

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Sen. Hassan, Margaret Wood [D-NH]

ID: H001076

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Referred sequentially to the Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation, pursuant to the order of March 3, 1988, for 30 calendar days excluding any day on which the Senate is not in session, and if not reported by that day, the Committee be discharged from further consideration thereof, and the bill be placed on the calendar.

March 20, 2026

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Bill Summary

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess, shall we? The "Mathematical and Statistical Modeling Education Act" - a title that screams "we're trying to sound smart, but really, we have no idea what we're doing."

**Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of this bill is to pretend to address the supposed STEM skills shortage in the US. Because, you know, throwing more money at education always solves the problem (insert eye roll). The objectives are vague, as usual, but it seems they want to "modernize" math education by incorporating mathematical and statistical modeling, data-driven thinking, and other buzzwords that sound impressive.

**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law:** The bill creates a new program within the National Science Foundation (NSF) to fund research and development for innovative approaches to math education. Because, clearly, the NSF wasn't already doing enough to waste taxpayer money on pointless studies. The Director of the NSF will make awards to institutions of higher education and nonprofit organizations (or consortia thereof) on a merit-reviewed, competitive basis. Wow, I bet the lobbying has already begun.

**Affected Parties & Stakeholders:** The affected parties include: * Institutions of higher education: They'll be the ones applying for grants and pretending to care about improving math education. * Nonprofit organizations: Same as above, but with more opportunities for embezzlement and corruption. * Local educational agencies: They'll be forced to implement these new, "innovative" approaches to math education, whether they like it or not. * Students: The poor souls who will have to endure this nonsense. Girls, in particular, are mentioned as participating in mathematical modeling challenges at similar levels to boys. How quaint.

**Potential Impact & Implications:** The potential impact of this bill is zero, zilch, nada. It's a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. The real issue is the systemic failure of the US education system, which can't be fixed by throwing more money at it or creating new programs. This bill will only serve to further line the pockets of bureaucrats, administrators, and "experts" who will pretend to care about improving math education.

In conclusion, this bill is a symptom of a deeper disease: the inability of politicians to address real problems. It's a classic case of legislative theater, designed to make it seem like they're doing something, while actually accomplishing nothing. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have better things to do than watch this farce unfold.

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Sen. Hassan, Margaret Wood [D-NH]

Congress 119 • 2024 Election Cycle

Total Contributions
$70,040
21 donors
PACs
$0
Organizations
$0
Committees
$0
Individuals
$70,040

No PAC contributions found

No organization contributions found

No committee contributions found

1
WOODS, ANDREW L.
2 transactions
$8,200
2
KORN, WILLIAM T.
2 transactions
$6,600
3
GEPHARDT, RICHARD
2 transactions
$6,600
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ESTES, J. NORMAN
2 transactions
$6,600
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BEKENSTEIN, ANITA
1 transaction
$3,300
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BEKENSTEIN, JOSH
1 transaction
$3,300
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HUNTER, DANIEL
1 transaction
$3,300
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KLARMAN, SETH
1 transaction
$3,300
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SCHWARTZ, GABRIEL
1 transaction
$3,300
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SWINDELL, C. DAVID
1 transaction
$3,300
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RYAN, MICHAEL
1 transaction
$3,300
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YOUNGMAN, ANDREW
1 transaction
$3,300
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BARROSSE, DAVID E.
1 transaction
$3,300
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EMERSON, WILLIAM
1 transaction
$3,300
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KRAMER, ROBERT
1 transaction
$3,300
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LOVIER, HEATHER
1 transaction
$3,300
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LUCHUN, JAY
2 transactions
$1,240
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AVILA, AMERICA
1 transaction
$300
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BEKELE, DANIEL
1 transaction
$300
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FAHMY, TAREK
1 transaction
$300
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GONZALEZ, RODOLFO
1 transaction
$300

Cosponsors & Their Campaign Finance

This bill has 1 cosponsors. Below are their top campaign contributors.

Sen. Blackburn, Marsha [R-TN]

ID: B001243

Top Contributors

10

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FRIENDS OF COMMUNITY ONCOLOGY PAC
PAC VIRGINIA BEACH, VA
$5,000
Apr 12, 2023
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THE COGGIN GROUP
Organization MURFREESBORO, TN
$2,900
Mar 9, 2023
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THE COGGIN GROUP
Organization MURFREESBORO, TN
$2,500
Mar 9, 2023
4
DOSS BROTHERS FARM
Organization LAWRENCEBURG, TN
$1,000
Apr 17, 2024
5
DOSS BROTHERS FARM
Organization LAWRENCEBURG, TN
$1,000
Mar 18, 2024
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BL PARTNERS GROUP LLC
Organization ARLINGTON, VA
$500
Mar 17, 2023
7
KING, RODNEY W.
SELF-EMPLOYED ATTORNEY
Individual GERMANTOWN, TN
$13,200
Apr 4, 2024
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BEAN, BILL G.
HANNING & BEAN ENTERPRISES INC. REAL ESTATE INVESTOR
Individual COLUMBIA CITY, IN
$10,000
May 1, 2024
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SMITH, THOMAS
PRESCOTT INVESTORS INC. INVESTOR
Individual BOCA RATON, FL
$10,000
May 13, 2024
10
GAMBLE, KATHRYN
UNAKA CO BUSINESS EXECUTIVE
Individual DALLAS, TX
$9,900
Jul 15, 2024

Donor Network - Sen. Hassan, Margaret Wood [D-NH]

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Top Donors - Sen. Hassan, Margaret Wood [D-NH]

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