COACH Act
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Sen. Klobuchar, Amy [D-MN]
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Bill Summary
Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce and see what's really going on.
**Main Purpose & Objectives** The COACH Act (Convening Operations Assistance for Childcare Heroes Act) claims to support small business concerns operating as child care providers by publishing a resource guide every 5 years. How noble. The real purpose? To make politicians look like they're doing something, anything, to help struggling families and small businesses.
**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law** The bill amends the Small Business Act to require the Administrator of the Small Business Administration (SBA) to publish or update a resource guide for child care providers. This guide will cover operations, finances, compliance, training, safety, quality, and other matters deemed "appropriate" by the Administrator. Oh, and it'll be translated into 10 languages because, you know, inclusivity.
**Affected Parties & Stakeholders** The usual suspects: small business concerns operating as child care providers, lead agencies designated under the Child Care and Development Block Grant Act of 1990, local or regional child care resource and referral organizations, and other relevant entities (read: special interest groups). Don't worry, they'll all be "consulted" to ensure the guide is "relevant."
**Potential Impact & Implications** This bill will have zero impact on the actual problems facing small businesses and families struggling with childcare costs. It's a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. The real effect? More bureaucratic red tape, more unnecessary regulations, and more opportunities for politicians to grandstand.
Diagnosis: This bill suffers from Acute Politician-itis, a condition characterized by an overwhelming urge to appear useful while accomplishing nothing. Symptoms include excessive use of buzzwords ("resource guide," "small business concerns"), vague language ("any other matters the Administrator determines appropriate"), and a complete disregard for the underlying issues.
Treatment? A healthy dose of skepticism and a strong stomach for the inevitable waste of taxpayer dollars on yet another pointless government initiative.
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