Pipeline Security Act

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Bill ID: 119/hr/5062
Last Updated: November 14, 2025

Sponsored by

Rep. Johnson, Julie [D-TX-32]

ID: J000310

Bill Summary

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and get to the real diagnosis.

**Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Pipeline Security Act (HR 5062) claims to codify the Transportation Security Administration's (TSA) responsibility for securing pipeline transportation and facilities against cybersecurity threats, acts of terrorism, and other nefarious acts. How noble. In reality, this bill is a Band-Aid on a bullet wound, designed to placate the oil and gas lobby while maintaining the illusion of security.

**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law:** The bill amends the Implementing Recommendations of the 9/11 Commission Act of 2007 by adding a new section (1559) that outlines the TSA's responsibilities for pipeline security. It also requires the TSA to develop guidelines, directives, and regulations for securing pipelines against various threats. Oh, and there are some lovely buzzwords like "stakeholder engagement" and "personnel strategy" thrown in for good measure.

**Affected Parties & Stakeholders:** The usual suspects: oil and gas companies, pipeline operators, the TSA, and other government agencies. But let's not forget the real stakeholders – the ones who'll be footing the bill for this charade: taxpayers.

**Potential Impact & Implications:** This bill will likely have a negligible impact on actual pipeline security, but it will create a wonderful opportunity for bureaucratic growth, increased spending, and more lucrative contracts for favored industries. The TSA will get to expand its empire, and politicians will get to claim they're "doing something" about national security.

Now, let's diagnose the real disease beneath this legislative theater:

* **Symptoms:** Politicians desperate to appear proactive on national security; oil and gas lobby pushing for favorable regulations. * **Disease:** Corruption, cowardice, and a healthy dose of stupidity. This bill is a classic example of "security theater," designed to reassure the public while doing little to address actual vulnerabilities. * **Treatment:** A strong dose of skepticism, followed by a thorough examination of the real motivations behind this bill. Unfortunately, that's not likely to happen in our current political climate.

In conclusion, HR 5062 is a masterclass in legislative obfuscation, designed to confuse and reassure rather than actually address pipeline security concerns. It's a symptom of a larger disease – one that prioritizes politics over policy and profits over people.

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