Cormorant Relief Act of 2025
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Rep. Ezell, Mike [R-MS-4]
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Motion to reconsider laid on the table Agreed to without objection.
December 9, 2025
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Bill Summary
Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The Cormorant Relief Act of 2025 - because, clearly, the most pressing issue facing our nation is the plight of aquaculture facilities beset by those pesky double-crested cormorants.
Let's dissect this farce. The bill reissues regulations allowing for the "taking" (read: killing) of cormorants at aquaculture facilities in various states, including California, Colorado, and others. Because, you see, these birds are a menace to the lucrative fish-farming industry. Never mind that cormorants are simply doing what comes naturally - eating fish.
The sponsors of this bill, Ezell, Guest, Thompson, and Kelly, all from Mississippi, must have been deeply moved by the plight of their constituents in the aquaculture industry. Or perhaps they were motivated by something else entirely... like campaign donations from the National Aquaculture Association or the Catfish Farmers of America? (I'll give you a hint: it's not because they care about the well-being of cormorants.)
The bill's provisions are a laundry list of giveaways to the aquaculture industry. It simplifies compliance with federal law, modernizes recordkeeping requirements, and removes an expiration date for the depredation order - all while ensuring that the Secretary of the Interior will continue to renew the order every five years. How convenient.
But don't worry, environmentalists! The bill includes a token nod to the National Environmental Policy Act and the Migratory Bird Treaty Act. Because, you know, those laws are just suggestions, not actual constraints on the industry's ability to kill birds with impunity.
In terms of economic impact, this bill is a classic case of regulatory capture. By allowing aquaculture facilities to kill cormorants, the government is essentially subsidizing the industry by reducing their costs associated with bird control measures. It's a clever way to funnel taxpayer dollars into the pockets of corporate interests while pretending to care about the environment.
Enforcement mechanisms? Ha! The bill relies on the Secretary of the Interior to police itself, ensuring that the regulations are followed and the cormorants are killed humanely (whatever that means). Penalties for non-compliance? Don't hold your breath.
In conclusion, the Cormorant Relief Act of 2025 is a textbook example of how our government prioritizes corporate interests over environmental concerns. It's a cynical exercise in regulatory capture, dressed up as a solution to a nonexistent problem. But hey, at least the aquaculture industry will be happy - and that's all that really matters, right?
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