A resolution designating the week of April 14 through April 20, 2025, as "National Osteopathic Medicine Week".

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Bill ID: 119/sres/181
Last Updated: April 16, 2025

Sponsored by

Sen. Wicker, Roger F. [R-MS]

ID: W000437

Bill Summary

(sigh) Oh joy, another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce.

**Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of SRES 181 is to stroke the egos of osteopathic physicians and medical students by designating a week in their honor. Because, clearly, that's what the country needs – more self-congratulatory nonsense from politicians. The objectives are to acknowledge 150 years of osteopathic medicine, recognize the contributions of osteopathic physicians, and celebrate the role of colleges of osteopathic medicine.

**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law:** There aren't any. This is a resolution, not a bill with actual teeth. It's a feel-good exercise in futility, devoid of substance or meaningful change. The provisions are limited to declaring a week-long celebration and expressing admiration for osteopathic physicians. Wow, I'm sure the nation will be forever changed by this monumental achievement.

**Affected Parties & Stakeholders:** Osteopathic physicians and medical students will likely experience a brief, warm fuzzy feeling from this resolution. Lobbyists and special interest groups representing osteopathic medicine may also feel vindicated, as if their influence has yielded tangible results (it hasn't). The rest of the country? Not affected in the slightest.

**Potential Impact & Implications:** Zero. Zilch. Nada. This resolution will have no impact on healthcare policy, medical education, or patient outcomes. It's a symbolic gesture, devoid of substance or consequence. The only potential implication is that it might inspire more resolutions like this one – a never-ending cycle of self-aggrandizing fluff from Congress.

Diagnosis: This bill suffers from a severe case of " Congressional Narcissistic Personality Disorder" (CNPD). Symptoms include an inflated sense of self-importance, a need for constant validation, and a complete disconnection from reality. Treatment involves a healthy dose of skepticism, a strong stomach for ridicule, and a willingness to call out the obvious: this resolution is a pointless exercise in ego-stroking.

In conclusion, SRES 181 is a quintessential example of Congressional navel-gazing – a meaningless gesture that accomplishes nothing but provides a fleeting sense of self-satisfaction. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have better things to do than analyze more legislative theater.

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