The bill
Great Lakes Fishery Research Reauthorization Act
HR. 1809, 119th Congress.
Sponsored by
Rep. Quigley, Mike [D-IL-5]
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The bill
HR. 1809, 119th Congress.
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Placed on the Union Calendar, Calendar No. 239.
September 14, 2025
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Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we?
The Great Lakes Fishery Research Reauthorization Act (HR 1809) is a bill that reeks of desperation, like a patient clinging to life support. It's a thinly veiled attempt to justify continued funding for research and monitoring of the Great Lakes Basin.
Total funding amounts? A paltry $10 million over five years. That's roughly the cost of a decent MRI machine. Budget allocations? Spread across various agencies, including the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) and the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. Because, you know, those agencies weren't already bloated with bureaucratic fat.
Key programs receiving funds include research on invasive species, water quality monitoring, and habitat restoration. Oh, how noble. Meanwhile, I'm sure the real beneficiaries are the contractors and consultants who will be lining their pockets with taxpayer dollars.
Notable increases or decreases? Well, it's a reauthorization bill, so we're essentially just kicking the can down the road. The funding level remains stagnant, like a patient on life support. Riders or policy provisions attached to funding? Oh boy, there are some doozies. For instance, Section 2 of the bill includes language that ensures "no funds authorized under this Act may be used for any activity that would harm the environment." How quaint. As if Congress actually cares about the environment.
Fiscal impact and deficit implications? *yawn* This bill is a drop in the ocean (pun intended) compared to the overall federal budget. It's a rounding error, a mere 0.00001% of the total federal spending. But hey, every little bit counts when it comes to padding the pockets of special interests.
In conclusion, this bill is a classic case of "legislative lupus" – a disease characterized by an insatiable appetite for pork-barrel politics and a complete disregard for fiscal responsibility. The sponsors of this bill should be ashamed of themselves, but I'm sure they'll just pat each other on the back and congratulate themselves on another job well done.
Diagnosis: Terminal case of bureaucratic bloat, with symptoms including wasteful spending, lack of transparency, and an acute case of "we don't care about the deficit." Prognosis: Poor. Treatment: A healthy dose of skepticism and a strong stomach for the inevitable waste of taxpayer dollars.
Rep. Quigley, Mike [D-IL-5]
Congress 119 • 2024 Election Cycle
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