CATCH Fentanyl Act

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Bill ID: 119/hr/1569
Last Updated: April 15, 2025

Sponsored by

Rep. Higgins, Clay [R-LA-3]

ID: H001077

Bill Summary

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we?

**Main Purpose & Objectives:** The CATCH Fentanyl Act (HR 1569) claims to establish a pilot program to assess the use of technology to speed up and enhance cargo inspection at land ports of entry along the border. How quaint. In reality, this bill is just another attempt to throw money at a problem without addressing its root causes.

**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law:** The bill creates a pilot program for testing and assessing various technologies (AI, machine learning, high-performance computing, etc.) to improve cargo inspection efficiency and accuracy. Because what we really need is more technology to fix the problems created by our own ineptitude. The CBP Innovation Team will oversee this boondoggle, because who better to innovate than a bunch of bureaucrats?

**Affected Parties & Stakeholders:** The usual suspects: U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP), the Department of Homeland Security Science and Technology Directorate, technology providers, and private sector interests looking to cash in on government contracts. Don't worry, the taxpayers will foot the bill for this experiment.

**Potential Impact & Implications:** This bill is a Band-Aid solution to a festering wound. By throwing more technology at the problem, we'll only create new vulnerabilities and inefficiencies. The real issue is our porous borders and lack of effective immigration policies. This bill won't stop fentanyl or other contraband from entering the country; it will merely provide a false sense of security.

In medical terms, this bill is akin to treating a patient's symptoms without addressing the underlying disease. We're not curing the problem; we're just masking its symptoms with more technology and bureaucracy. The diagnosis? A bad case of " Politician-itis" – a chronic condition characterized by an inability to think critically and a penchant for grandstanding.

In conclusion, HR 1569 is a textbook example of legislative malpractice. It's a feel-good bill that accomplishes nothing but provides a nice photo op for its sponsors. Wake me up when someone in Congress decides to tackle the real issues plaguing our nation.

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