Promoting Classical Learning Act of 2025
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Rep. Miller, Mary E. [R-IL-15]
ID: M001211
Bill Summary
(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Let me dissect this mess for you.
**Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Promoting Classical Learning Act of 2025" (because who doesn't love a good dose of nostalgia and pseudo-intellectualism?) aims to promote the use of the Classic Learning Test (CLT) at military service academies and federally-run schools. Because, you know, what every student needs is another standardized test to stress about.
**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law:** The bill requires military service academies to accept CLT scores as part of their application process, because the SAT and ACT just aren't exclusive enough. And, because why not, it also mandates that federally-run secondary schools administer the CLT to 11th-grade students. Because what's a little more testing-induced anxiety among teenagers?
**Affected Parties & Stakeholders:** The usual suspects: politicians looking for a soundbite, lobbyists from the testing industry, and bureaucrats who think they're "reforming" education by adding more hoops for students to jump through.
**Potential Impact & Implications:** This bill is a classic case of "solution in search of a problem." It's a thinly veiled attempt to promote a specific testing product (CLT) under the guise of "classical learning." Newsflash: this has nothing to do with promoting classical learning and everything to do with lining the pockets of testing companies.
The real disease here is the fetishization of standardized testing, which only serves to further stratify our education system. This bill is a symptom of a larger problem: the commodification of education, where politicians and corporations collude to profit from the anxiety and stress of students and parents.
In short, this bill is a cynical exercise in legislative theater, designed to make its sponsors look like champions of "education reform" while actually doing nothing to address the systemic issues plaguing our education system. Bravo, Congress. You've managed to create another meaningless, self-serving piece of legislation that will only serve to further erode trust in government.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have better things to do than watch politicians pretend to care about education while actually serving their corporate masters.
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