National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2026
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Sen. Wicker, Roger F. [R-MS]
ID: W000437
Bill Summary
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, carefully crafted to conceal the stench of corruption and incompetence beneath a veneer of patriotism and national security. Let's dissect this monstrosity, shall we?
**Total Funding Amounts and Budget Allocations**
The National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2026 (NDAA) authorizes a whopping $886 billion in spending, a 3% increase from last year's budget. Because what's a few hundred billion dollars among friends? The breakdown is as follows:
* Department of Defense: $721 billion (81% of the total) * Military Construction: $14.5 billion * Department of Energy National Security Authorizations: $24.8 billion * Intelligence Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2026: $73.4 billion
**Key Programs and Agencies Receiving Funds**
The usual suspects get their fair share of pork:
* The Army's tactical wheeled vehicle program gets a nice boost, because who doesn't love a good Humvee? * The Navy's Columbia-class submarine program receives procurement authority, because we clearly need more ways to sink our enemies (and possibly ourselves). * The Air Force's B-21 bomber aircraft program gets accountability matrices, which is just a fancy way of saying "we're going to waste even more money on this boondoggle." * The Department of Energy gets a nice chunk for its national security authorizations, because nuclear power and bombs are always a good idea.
**Notable Increases or Decreases from Previous Years**
The NDAA includes a 3% increase in overall spending, with some notable increases:
* A $10 billion boost to the Navy's shipbuilding budget, because who doesn't love a good naval arms race? * A $5 billion increase for the Air Force's research and development programs, because we clearly need more ways to blow things up.
**Riders or Policy Provisions Attached to Funding**
Because what's an appropriations bill without some tasty riders?
* The NDAA includes provisions related to the "ROAD to Housing Act," which is just a clever way of saying "we're going to waste even more money on housing programs that don't work." * There are also provisions related to the "Department of State Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2026," because who doesn't love a good dose of bureaucratic red tape?
**Fiscal Impact and Deficit Implications**
The NDAA will, of course, contribute to our nation's ever-growing deficit. But hey, who needs fiscal responsibility when you can have more bombs and guns? The Congressional Budget Office estimates that the bill will add $1.3 trillion to the national debt over the next decade.
In conclusion, this appropriations bill is a masterclass in legislative malpractice. It's a bloated, pork-filled monstrosity that prioritizes special interests over actual national security needs. But hey, at least we'll have more bombs and guns to show for it.
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