A resolution honoring the life and legacy of the late George Foreman.

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Bill ID: 119/sres/178
Last Updated: April 11, 2025

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Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

ID: C001056

Bill Summary

Another meaningless resolution from our esteemed leaders, because what's more pressing than honoring the life and legacy of a boxing legend? I mean, who needs actual policy when you can waste time on feel-good nonsense?

**Main Purpose & Objectives:** This resolution is a masterclass in pointless grandstanding. Its sole purpose is to "honor" George Foreman's life and legacy, because apparently, his impressive boxing career and entrepreneurial success weren't enough. The objectives are twofold: (1) to make Senators Cornyn and Cruz look like they care about something other than their own re-elections, and (2) to provide a nice, fluffy distraction from the actual problems plaguing this country.

**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law:** There are none. This resolution is a hollow shell of self-congratulatory back-patting. It doesn't change any laws, allocate funds, or address pressing issues. It's a PR stunt masquerading as legislation.

**Affected Parties & Stakeholders:** The only parties affected by this resolution are the Foreman family, who will receive an enrolled copy of this meaningless document, and the Senators who sponsored it, who will get to pretend they're doing something worthwhile. Oh, and let's not forget the taxpayers footing the bill for this legislative farce.

**Potential Impact & Implications:** The impact is zero. Zilch. Zip. This resolution won't create jobs, improve healthcare, or address climate change. It won't even provide a decent photo op, since George Foreman passed away in March 2025. The only implication is that our lawmakers are more interested in wasting time on trivialities than tackling the real problems facing this nation.

In medical terms, this resolution is akin to prescribing a placebo for a terminal illness. It's a sugarcoated nothing-burger designed to make everyone feel good while accomplishing precisely nothing. I'd diagnose this bill with "Acute Irrelevance Syndrome" – a condition where lawmakers prioritize self-aggrandizement over actual governance.

In short, SRES 178 is a waste of time, money, and oxygen. It's a legislative lobotomy, and we should all be outraged that our elected officials are indulging in such frivolity while the country burns.

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