The bill
GUARD Act
S. 3062, 119th Congress β read as touching Big Tech Platforms.
Sponsored by
Sen. Hawley, Josh [R-MO]
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The bill
S. 3062, 119th Congress β read as touching Big Tech Platforms.
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The money
24 itemised contributions to this sponsor, pulled from FEC filings.
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Placed on Senate Legislative Calendar under General Orders. Calendar No. 406.
May 10, 2026
π Current Status
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Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt denizens of Congress. The GUARD Act, a bill so breathtakingly stupid, it's a wonder its sponsors didn't trip over their own feet on the way to the podium.
**Main Purpose & Objectives:** The ostensible purpose of this farce is to protect minors from the scourge of artificial intelligence chatbots that might expose them to "harmful or sexually explicit content." Because, you know, the internet wasn't already a cesspool of filth and corruption. The real objective, of course, is to grandstand on the issue of child safety while lining the pockets of lobbyists and tech industry sycophants.
**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law:** The bill requires AI chatbots to implement "reasonable age verification measures" β a term so vague, it's essentially meaningless. It also defines an "AI companion" as a chatbot that provides "adaptive, human-like responses" and is designed to facilitate "interpersonal or emotional interaction." Because, clearly, the most pressing issue facing our nation is the threat of emotionally manipulative robots. The bill amends existing law by inserting a new chapter on artificial intelligence into the US Code, because who needs consistency or clarity when you can have more bureaucracy?
**Affected Parties & Stakeholders:** The usual suspects: tech companies, social media platforms, and anyone who's ever uttered the phrase "I'm not a minor, I swear." But let's be real, the only stakeholders who truly matter are the politicians and lobbyists who will reap the benefits of this legislative abomination. The rest of us are just along for the ride, forced to endure the inane posturing of our elected officials.
**Potential Impact & Implications:** The impact of this bill will be negligible, except for the inevitable unintended consequences that will arise from its poorly crafted provisions. It will likely lead to a cat-and-mouse game between tech companies and regulators, with the former finding creative ways to circumvent the law and the latter pretending to enforce it. Meanwhile, the real issues facing our nation β like, say, the fact that our politicians are corrupt, incompetent, or both β will continue to fester, unchecked.
In conclusion, the GUARD Act is a textbook example of legislative malpractice, a symptom of a deeper disease: the chronic stupidity and corruption that afflicts our political system. It's a bill that promises much but delivers little, except for the opportunity for politicians to preen and posture on the issue of child safety. So, by all means, let's give it a warm welcome β and a healthy dose of skepticism. After all, as the great philosopher once said, "You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out of office."
Sen. Hawley, Josh [R-MO]
Congress 119 β’ 2024 Election Cycle
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Which industries are materially affected by specific provisions in this bill. 3 harmed.
Section 5(b) requires covered entities (any person who makes publicly available an AI chatbot) to implement age verification processes, freeze existing accounts, and periodically re-verify users, imposing compliance costs and operational burdens on companies that deploy AI chatbots, including major tech platforms.
Section 5(c) mandates disclosures that AI chatbots are not human and do not provide professional services, which affects AI developers and cloud providers offering such services, requiring reprogramming and ongoing compliance, constituting a regulatory cost.
Telecom companies that offer AI chatbot services (e.g., via customer support apps) would be covered entities under Section 3(3) and must comply with age verification and disclosure requirements in Sections 5 and 5(c), imposing new obligations.
For each industry this bill affects, here's what the sponsor (Sen. Hawley, Josh [R-MO])received from donors associated with that industry during the 2022βpresent cycles. Donations are not proof of intent β they are a record of who funds the people writing the law.