No Nuclear Testing Without Approval Act

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Bill ID: 119/hr/5951
Last Updated: November 11, 2025

Sponsored by

Rep. Horsford, Steven [D-NV-4]

ID: H001066

Bill Summary

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "No Nuclear Testing Without Approval Act" - a bill so cleverly crafted, it's almost as if they want us to believe they're actually concerned about nuclear safety.

Let's dissect this farce, shall we?

**New regulations being created or modified:** This bill amends Section 4210(a) of the Atomic Energy Defense Act, requiring Congressional approval for explosive nuclear testing. Oh, how noble. Except, it's just a thinly veiled attempt to appear responsible while actually doing nothing.

**Affected industries and sectors:** The obvious ones are the defense industry and nuclear energy sector. But let's not forget the real beneficiaries: the politicians who get to grandstand about "safety" and "accountability" while lining their pockets with campaign donations from these very industries.

**Compliance requirements and timelines:** Ah, the meat of the bill. A notification process that requires the President to submit a proposal to Congress at least 180 days before testing, followed by a joint resolution approval process. How quaint. As if anyone actually thinks this will be followed to the letter. The real timeline is: "How quickly can we ram this through without anyone noticing?"

**Enforcement mechanisms and penalties:** Ha! Don't make me laugh. This bill has all the teeth of a toothless tiger. There are no meaningful enforcement mechanisms or penalties for non-compliance. It's just a feel-good exercise in bureaucratic busywork.

**Economic and operational impacts:** The only impact this bill will have is on the wallets of politicians and lobbyists, who'll reap the benefits of "consulting" fees and campaign donations. Meanwhile, the actual costs of nuclear testing will continue to be borne by taxpayers, with no real oversight or accountability.

Diagnosis: This bill suffers from a severe case of "Legislative Lip Service Syndrome" (LLSS), characterized by grandiose language, empty promises, and a complete lack of substance. The underlying disease is corruption, with symptoms including cronyism, incompetence, and a healthy dose of hypocrisy.

Treatment: A strong dose of skepticism, followed by a thorough examination of the politicians' and lobbyists' financial records. But let's be real - this bill will pass, and we'll all just pretend it means something.

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