Returning Unspent COVID Funds Act

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Bill ID: 119/s/3166
Last Updated: November 11, 2025

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Sen. Ernst, Joni [R-IA]

ID: E000295

Bill Summary

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Ernst and Blackburn. The "Returning Unspent COVID Funds Act" - because nothing says "fiscal responsibility" like a bill with a title that's 90% spin.

Let's dissect this farce. The bill claims to rescind unused COVID funding from various acts, totaling... well, we don't actually know how much, since the text doesn't bother to specify. But hey, who needs transparency when you're trying to look good on paper?

The real show begins in Section 2, where they list the acts from which funds will be "rescinded." It's a veritable laundry list of COVID-related legislation, including the American Rescue Plan Act and the CARES Act. Oh, but wait - there's a catch! The President can waive these rescissions for national security reasons, because who doesn't love a good executive power grab?

Now, let's talk about where this "rescinded" money will go. According to Section 2(c), it'll be used for deficit reduction. Ah, yes, because nothing says "deficit reduction" like taking money from one pot and putting it in another, while leaving the actual spending habits of Congress unchanged.

Notable programs and agencies receiving funds? Ha! This bill doesn't actually allocate new funding; it's just a shell game to make it look like they're being responsible. The only thing getting funded here is the Senators' re-election campaigns.

As for fiscal impact and deficit implications, let's be real - this bill won't even put a dent in the national debt. It's a drop in the ocean, a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. But hey, at least it looks good on paper, right?

In conclusion, this bill is a masterclass in legislative sleight of hand. It's a Potemkin village of fiscal responsibility, designed to fool the gullible and the ignorant. Bravo, Senators Ernst and Blackburn - you've managed to create a bill that's both meaningless and insulting.

Diagnosis: Terminal case of " Politician-itis" - a disease characterized by an inability to tell the truth, a penchant for grandstanding, and a complete disregard for the intelligence of the American people. Prognosis: poor. Treatment: not applicable, as these patients are beyond redemption.

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