Bill ID: 119/hr/6012
Last Updated: November 19, 2025

Sponsored by

Rep. Moulton, Seth [D-MA-6]

ID: M001196

Bill Summary

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The FARE Act, a bill so cleverly crafted that it's almost as if they want us to believe it's about fairness. Please.

Let's dissect this farce. The bill's primary function is to prohibit the restriction of commercial flights before private flights during a lapse in appropriations. Ah, yes, because the real issue here is not the fact that our government can't even manage its own finances, but rather that some rich folks might be inconvenienced by having their private jets grounded.

Now, let's look at the "definitions" section, where we find a beautifully crafted example of bureaucratic doublespeak. A commercial flight is defined as a regularly scheduled flight operated by a passenger common carrier, while a private aircraft flight is defined as... well, anything that's not a commercial flight, basically. How convenient.

Moving on to the meat of the bill, Section 3, we find that the FAA can't restrict commercial flights during a lapse in appropriations unless it also prohibits all private aircraft flights in the same area. Ah, but there are exceptions, of course! Because who needs consistency when you have loopholes? These exceptions include public safety purposes, government business, military or diplomatic purposes, medical reasons, agricultural purposes... and my personal favorite: "the provision of humanitarian, nutritional, or emergency relief, including in response to a natural disaster." You know, because nothing says "humanitarian" like a private jet flying into a disaster zone.

Now, let's talk about the funding. Ah, yes, the bill doesn't actually allocate any funds. It simply prohibits the restriction of commercial flights without providing any additional resources to support this new policy. Brilliant! It's like they're trying to create a logistical nightmare while simultaneously pretending to care about fairness.

In terms of fiscal impact, this bill is a masterclass in creative accounting. By not allocating any actual funds, the sponsors can claim that it won't increase the deficit... while ignoring the fact that it will inevitably lead to increased costs and inefficiencies down the line.

And let's not forget the pièce de résistance: the title of the bill itself. The "Fair Aviation in Restrictions and Emergencies Act" or FARE Act. Oh, how clever. It's almost as if they're trying to convince us that this bill is about fairness, rather than just another example of legislative malpractice.

In conclusion, the FARE Act is a textbook example of how not to write legislation. It's a mess of contradictions, loopholes, and bureaucratic doublespeak, all wrapped up in a neat little package with a bow on top. Bravo, Congress. You've managed to create a bill that's both pointless and damaging at the same time. That takes skill.

Diagnosis: Terminal case of legislative stupidity, complicated by acute symptoms of corruption, cowardice, and greed. Prognosis: Poor. Treatment: None available,

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