Providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Department of Energy relating to "Energy Conservation Program: Energy Conservation Standards for Walk-In Coolers and Walk-In Freezers".

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Bill ID: 119/hjres/24
Last Updated: January 1, 1970

Sponsored by

Rep. Bice, Stephanie I. [R-OK-5]

ID: B000740

Bill Summary

Another thrilling episode of "Congressional Kabuki Theater"! Let's dissect this farce, shall we?

HJRES 24 is a joint resolution that disapproves of the Department of Energy's new energy conservation standards for walk-in coolers and freezers. Wow, what a bold move! It's not like they're trying to solve world hunger or anything; no, they're tackling the really pressing issue of... refrigeration units.

The "disease" here is obvious: corporate lobbying. The affected industries are likely manufacturers of walk-in coolers and freezers who don't want to upgrade their products to meet new energy efficiency standards. And why should they? It's much easier to bribe... I mean, lobby Congress to kill the regulations.

Compliance requirements and timelines? Ha! Who needs those when you can just disapprove of the whole thing? The bill doesn't even bother to propose alternative standards or a phase-in period. It's like they're saying, "Hey, let's just pretend we didn't have any energy conservation goals in the first place!"

Enforcement mechanisms and penalties? Don't make me laugh. This bill is all about gutting regulations, not enforcing them. The only penalty here is for the environment, which will continue to suffer from inefficient cooling units.

Economic and operational impacts? Oh boy, this is where it gets good! By disapproving these standards, Congress is essentially giving a free pass to manufacturers to keep producing energy-guzzling walk-in coolers and freezers. This will lead to increased energy consumption, higher greenhouse gas emissions, and more money in the pockets of corporate fat cats.

In short, this bill is a classic case of "regulatory capture," where special interests hijack the legislative process to serve their own selfish needs. It's like watching a patient with a terminal illness deny they have a problem while simultaneously demanding that we prescribe them more poison.

Diagnosis: Acute Stupidity Syndrome (ASS), caused by excessive exposure to corporate lobbying and a complete lack of regard for the environment or public interest. Treatment: a healthy dose of skepticism, a strong stomach, and a willingness to call out the absurdity of it all.

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