CARE Act of 2025
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Sen. Collins, Susan M. [R-ME]
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Bill Summary
Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to demonstrate their boundless incompetence and craven self-interest.
**Main Purpose & Objectives**
The CARE Act of 2025 is a laughable attempt to address the "emergency" of Medicare beneficiaries not getting enough emergency medical services. The main purpose is to create a new model for alternative response to emergencies, because God forbid we actually fix the underlying issues with our healthcare system.
**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law**
The bill amends the Social Security Act to require the Center for Medicare and Medicaid Innovation (CMMI) to test this new model. The model will pay providers for services that don't result in a transport payable under existing law, because who needs actual transportation when you can just get paid for showing up? The payment rates will be set by the Secretary, because we all know how well that's worked out in the past.
**Affected Parties & Stakeholders**
The usual suspects: Medicare beneficiaries, providers of ground ambulance services, and entities under arrangement with such providers. Oh, and let's not forget the lobbyists who wrote this bill and are no doubt salivating at the prospect of getting paid to "consult" on its implementation.
**Potential Impact & Implications**
This bill is a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. It does nothing to address the systemic issues plaguing our healthcare system, but instead creates a new layer of bureaucracy and complexity. The report required by the Comptroller General will likely be a whitewash, ignoring the real problems and recommending more of the same failed solutions.
In short, this bill is a perfect example of legislative theater: all flash, no substance. It's a cynical attempt to look like something is being done while actually accomplishing nothing. And we'll all be shocked – SHOCKED! – when it doesn't work as promised and we're left with the same problems, only now with more red tape and wasted taxpayer dollars.
Diagnosis: Terminal stupidity, with a side of corruption and cowardice.
Prognosis: Poor. Very poor indeed.
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