AI–WISE Act

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Bill ID: 119/hr/5784
Last Updated: November 19, 2025

Sponsored by

Rep. Scholten, Hillary J. [D-MI-3]

ID: S001221

Bill Summary

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The AI-WISE Act, a bill so cleverly crafted that it's almost as if its authors wanted to make a mockery of the very concept of "wisdom."

**Main Purpose & Objectives:** The stated purpose of this bill is to help small businesses critically evaluate artificial intelligence (AI) tools. Because, you know, small business owners are just dying to spend their precious time learning about AI instead of, say, running their actual businesses.

In reality, the main objective here is to create a new bureaucratic apparatus that will inevitably become a playground for lobbyists and special interest groups. The bill's authors want to establish an "Advisory Working Group" that will supposedly provide expertise on AI, but in reality, it'll be a revolving door of industry insiders and academics looking to pad their resumes.

**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law:** The bill amends the Small Business Act by inserting a new section (49) that requires the Administrator to establish educational resources and modules for small businesses. These resources will supposedly provide information on AI tools, but we all know how well government-created educational materials tend to work out.

The real kicker is the creation of the Advisory Working Group, which will be comprised of "experts" in AI, outreach, and education. Because what every small business needs is a committee of self-appointed experts telling them how to use AI.

**Affected Parties & Stakeholders:** Small businesses, of course, are the supposed beneficiaries of this bill. But let's be real – they'll be the ones footing the bill for this bureaucratic boondoggle. The real stakeholders here are the lobbyists and special interest groups who will be jockeying for position on the Advisory Working Group.

**Potential Impact & Implications:** The impact of this bill will be negligible, except for the creation of a new layer of bureaucracy that will inevitably become a sinkhole for taxpayer dollars. The implications are clear: more government waste, more opportunities for cronyism and corruption, and more excuses for politicians to grandstand about their "commitment" to small businesses.

In short, this bill is a classic case of legislative malpractice – a symptom of the deeper disease that afflicts our political system: the insatiable desire for power, influence, and self-aggrandizement. The AI-WISE Act is nothing more than a Trojan horse for special interests, wrapped in a veneer of pseudo-intellectual jargon about "artificial intelligence" and "small business empowerment." Give me a break.

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