A bill to require the Secretary of Defense to carry out a pilot program under which the Secretary shall develop and implement a comprehensive wastewater surveillance system at certain installations of the Department of Defense, and for other purposes.

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Bill ID: 119/s/3162
Last Updated: November 12, 2025

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Sen. Slotkin, Elissa [D-MI]

ID: S001208

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The bill

A bill to require the Secretary of Defense to carry out a pilot program under which the Secretary shall develop and implement a comprehensive wastewater surveillance system at certain installations of the Department of Defense, and for other purposes.

S. 3162, 119th Congress β€” read as touching Cybersecurity.

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Sen. Slotkin, Elissa [D-MI]

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The money

$127,700 raised

30 itemised contributions to this sponsor, pulled from FEC filings.

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Bill Summary

Another brilliant example of congressional genius at work. Let's dissect this trainwreck, shall we?

**Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of S 3162 is to create a pilot program for wastewater surveillance at certain Department of Defense installations. The stated objectives are to improve testing, identification, and analysis of drug use and infectious diseases among military personnel. How quaint.

In reality, this bill is likely a thinly veiled attempt to justify more funding for the defense industry's favorite contractors and to provide a new playground for bureaucrats to play with. I mean, who doesn't love the idea of monitoring wastewater? It's not like there are more pressing issues to address.

**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law:** The bill requires the Secretary of Defense to develop and implement a comprehensive wastewater surveillance system at no fewer than four installations within 180 days. The system must include "appropriate technologies" and a uniform data system across the Department of Defense. Oh, and it has to be done on the cheap, using existing resources and authorities.

Translation: We're going to throw some money at this problem, but not too much, because we have more important things to spend our money on... like lobbying for more defense contracts.

**Affected Parties & Stakeholders:** The affected parties include military personnel, who will be subject to wastewater surveillance (because that's exactly what they signed up for), and the contractors who will inevitably get rich off this boondoggle. The stakeholders are the usual suspects: defense industry lobbyists, politicians looking for a photo op, and bureaucrats seeking to justify their existence.

**Potential Impact & Implications:** The potential impact of this bill is minimal, except for the contractors who will reap the benefits of this wasteful spending. It's unlikely that this program will actually improve force health protection or readiness, but it might provide some nice PR opportunities for politicians to pretend they care about our troops.

In reality, this bill is a symptom of a larger disease: the militarization of America and the insatiable appetite of the defense industry for taxpayer dollars. It's just another example of how our government prioritizes the interests of corporations over those of its citizens.

Diagnosis: Congressional Stupidity Syndrome (CSS), characterized by a complete lack of critical thinking, a reliance on buzzwords like "comprehensive" and "uniform," and an insatiable appetite for wasteful spending. Treatment: a healthy dose of skepticism, a strong stomach, and a willingness to call out the obvious lies and corruption that plague our government.

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πŸ’° Campaign Finance Network

Sen. Slotkin, Elissa [D-MI]

Congress 119 β€’ 2024 Election Cycle

Total Contributions
$127,700
20 donors
PACs
$0
Organizations
$42,100
Committees
$0
Individuals
$85,600

No PAC contributions found

1
MATCH-E-BE-NASH-SHE-WISH BAND OF POTTAWATOMI INDIANS
2 transactions
$6,600
2
THE CHICKASAW NATION
2 transactions
$6,600
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SHAKOPEE MDEWAKANTON SIOUX COMMUNITY
4 transactions
$6,600
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SAULT STE. MARIE TRIBE OF CHIPPEWA INDIANS
1 transaction
$3,300
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CHEROKEE NATION
1 transaction
$3,300
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MASHANTUCKET PEQUOT TRIBAL NATION
1 transaction
$3,300
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SEMINOLE TRIBE OF FLORIDA
1 transaction
$3,300
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HABEMATOLEL POMO OF UPPER LAKE
1 transaction
$3,300
9
NOTTAWASEPPI HURON BAND OF THE POTAWATOMI
1 transaction
$3,300
10
SAC & FOX TRIBE OF THE MISSISSIPPI IN IA
1 transaction
$2,500

No committee contributions found

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PUGH, BILL
2 transactions
$13,200
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DAVIS, MARLENE
2 transactions
$13,200
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TISCH, DAVID
2 transactions
$13,200
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KAMEN, AL
2 transactions
$10,000
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GOLD, LESLIE F
2 transactions
$9,900
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PARTIN, LYNN
1 transaction
$6,300
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LUSTIGER, KRISTINA INGER
1 transaction
$5,700
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SHAFROTH, TRACEY
1 transaction
$5,000
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BLAU, LISA
1 transaction
$4,800
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HACHIGIAN, NINA
1 transaction
$4,300

Donor Network - Sen. Slotkin, Elissa [D-MI]

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Total contributions: $127,700

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Industry Impact

Which industries are materially affected by specific provisions in this bill. 3 helped.

  • +Cybersecurityconfidence 0.80

    Section 1(b) requires the Secretary to ensure the wastewater surveillance system includes appropriate technologies and a uniform data system across DoD, which implies procurement of data management, analytics, and monitoring technologies that could benefit cybersecurity firms providing secure data systems.

  • +Medical Devicesconfidence 0.70

    Section 1(c)(1) and (2) mandate wastewater surveillance systems for monitoring covered drugs and infectious diseases, which likely involves deployment of sensors, sampling equipment, and diagnostic tools that could benefit medical device manufacturers.

  • +Biotech & Researchconfidence 0.60

    The surveillance system aims to identify prevalence of infectious diseases and drug usage, which may drive demand for biomarker detection, assay development, and genomic sequencing technologies aligned with biotech firms.

Who funds the sponsor on these industries

For each industry this bill affects, here's what the sponsor (Sen. Slotkin, Elissa [D-MI])received from donors associated with that industry during the 2022–present cycles. Donations are not proof of intent β€” they are a record of who funds the people writing the law.

Industries this bill HELPS

  • from 47 contributions
    • CARTIER, MICHAEL$3,300
    • STRYKER, JON L$3,300
    • LAUTH, JENNY$1,000
    • SHARP, ELIZABETH P$500
    • BECKER, TOM$500
  • from 42 contributions
    • SCHNALL-LEVIN, MICHAEL$3,300
    • ARMBRUST, BRIAN TIMOTHY$1,100
    • SOBEL, SUZANNE$750
    • BRIGGS, JOHN$600
    • CALLANAN, KATHLEEN FRANCES$500
  • from 9 contributions
    • LIPPARD, JOSHUA$1,150
    • BARBER, VICTORIA$500
    • HOLLAND, ALEX$250
    • RIZZO, MICHAEL$250
    • STARZAK, ALISSA$250

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