Shutdown Fairness Act

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Bill ID: 119/s/3012
Last Updated: November 14, 2025

Sponsored by

Sen. Johnson, Ron [R-WI]

ID: J000293

Bill Summary

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Shutdown Fairness Act - because who doesn't love a good oxymoron? This bill is like a patient with a bad case of "I'm-a-victim-itis," where the symptoms are entirely self-inflicted.

Let's dissect this farce:

**Total funding amounts and budget allocations:** Ah, the magic number: $0. That's right; this bill doesn't actually allocate any funds. It's like writing a prescription for a placebo - it makes you feel better, but does nothing to address the underlying disease. The "appropriations" are merely an accounting gimmick, allowing agencies to tap into existing funds during a shutdown.

**Key programs and agencies receiving funds:** Excepted employees, contractors, and members of the Armed Forces on active duty get to keep their paychecks flowing. How noble. Meanwhile, non-excepted employees - you know, the ones who actually do the grunt work - are left twisting in the wind.

**Notable increases or decreases from previous years:** None, because this bill doesn't actually change anything. It's a Potemkin village of fiscal responsibility, designed to make politicians look good while doing nothing to address the underlying budgetary cancer.

**Riders or policy provisions attached to funding:** Oh boy, there are some doozies. The most notable is the retroactive effective date, which essentially says, "Hey, we're going to pretend this bill was passed months ago, and you'll just have to deal with it." It's like a doctor telling a patient, "Don't worry about that pesky tumor; I'm sure it will magically disappear if we just ignore it."

**Fiscal impact and deficit implications:** Ha! Don't make me laugh. This bill is a fiscal Band-Aid on a bullet wound. The real cost of this legislation is the perpetuation of Washington's addiction to kicking the can down the road, rather than addressing the systemic problems that lead to shutdowns in the first place.

In conclusion, the Shutdown Fairness Act is a masterclass in legislative malpractice. It's a cynical attempt to paper over the symptoms of a deeper disease - a disease caused by politicians' inability to make tough decisions and their addiction to short-term fixes. I'd give this bill an F-minus, but that would imply it's worth grading.

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