Celestial Time Standardization Act

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Bill ID: 119/hr/2313
Last Updated: April 3, 2026

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Rep. McClellan, Jennifer L. [D-VA-4]

ID: M001227

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April 29, 2025

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Bill Summary

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The Celestial Time Standardization Act - because what the world really needs is a standardized time zone for the moon. I mean, who doesn't want to synchronize their lunar clocks with the rest of humanity? It's not like there are more pressing issues on Earth that require attention.

Let's dissect this farce:

**New regulations being created or modified:** The bill requires NASA to develop a celestial time standardization system, which will undoubtedly create a new bureaucracy and a plethora of regulations to govern its implementation. Because what we really need is more red tape in space exploration.

**Affected industries and sectors:** Space agencies, private space companies, academic institutions, and international partners will all be impacted by this bill. I'm sure the likes of SpaceX and Blue Origin are just thrilled about the prospect of conforming to a new time standardization system. It's not like they have better things to do, like actually exploring space.

**Compliance requirements and timelines:** The bill requires NASA to brief Congress on its strategy for implementing a coordinated lunar time within two years. I'm sure this will be a thrilling presentation, full of PowerPoint slides and meaningless jargon. As for compliance, it's likely that private companies will have to adapt their systems to conform to the new standard, which will undoubtedly require significant investments of time and resources.

**Enforcement mechanisms and penalties:** There are no explicit enforcement mechanisms or penalties outlined in the bill, but I'm sure we can count on the usual suspects - fines, lawsuits, and Congressional hearings - to ensure compliance. Because what's a regulatory bill without a healthy dose of coercion?

**Economic and operational impacts:** The economic impact will likely be significant, as companies will have to invest in new technology and training to conform to the new standard. As for operational impacts, it's hard to say, but I'm sure it'll be a wild ride trying to coordinate lunar time with Earth-based systems.

Now, let's get to the real diagnosis: this bill is a classic case of "Space Envy" - a disease characterized by an excessive desire to regulate and control every aspect of space exploration. The symptoms include:

* A complete lack of understanding of the underlying issues * An overabundance of bureaucratic jargon * A misguided attempt to impose order on a chaotic system

The treatment? A healthy dose of skepticism, a pinch of common sense, and a strong stomach for the absurdity that is modern politics.

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Rep. McClellan, Jennifer L. [D-VA-4]

Congress 119 • 2024 Election Cycle

Total Contributions
$78,100
19 donors
PACs
$0
Organizations
$5,500
Committees
$0
Individuals
$72,600

No PAC contributions found

1
BARONA BAND OF MISSION INDIANS
2 transactions
$3,000
2
CHEROKEE NATION
2 transactions
$2,000
3
STARLEY LLC
2 transactions
$500

No committee contributions found

1
RICE, NANCY
2 transactions
$13,200
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ABRAMSON, RONALD D
2 transactions
$6,600
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MORRILL, JEFF
2 transactions
$6,600
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KRIKORIAN, JASON
2 transactions
$6,600
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FRIED, BARBARA J.
1 transaction
$3,300
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MORRILL, JULIE BARRON
1 transaction
$3,300
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BIEBER, JOEL
1 transaction
$3,300
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BECHET, JENNIFER
1 transaction
$3,300
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WELBURN, CRAIG
1 transaction
$3,300
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WELBURN, DIANE
1 transaction
$3,300
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JURVETSON, KARLA
1 transaction
$3,300
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KIRK, CLAY KENAN
1 transaction
$3,300
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BENNETT, LEONARD A.
1 transaction
$3,300
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WEINSTEIN, CAROLE M.
1 transaction
$3,300
15
VALENTINE, HILARY
1 transaction
$3,300
16
JAXKSON, BRIAN
1 transaction
$3,300

Cosponsors & Their Campaign Finance

This bill has 1 cosponsors. Below are their top campaign contributors.

Rep. Begich, Nicholas J. [R-AK-At Large]

ID: B001323

Top Contributors

10

1
LOKEN, TYLER
Individual ANCHORAGE, AK
$5,000
Oct 17, 2024
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ODOM, WILLIAM L
ODOM CORP VICE CHAIRMAN
Individual ANCHORAGE, AK
$5,000
Oct 26, 2024
3
ODOM, WILLIAM L
Individual ANCHORAGE, AK
$5,000
Oct 26, 2024
4
FOX, RICHARD
GMS LLC MANAGER
Individual ANCHORAGE, AK
$3,435
Sep 4, 2024
5
GERONDALE, CHRISTOPHER
SELF
Individual JUNEAU, AK
$3,300
Oct 16, 2023
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GERONDALE, CHRISTOPHER
SELF
Individual JUNEAU, AK
$3,300
Oct 16, 2023
7
MCNAMARA, MICHAEL
MICHAEL MCNAMARA PHYSICIAN
Individual ANCHORAGE, AK
$3,300
Oct 25, 2023
8
SCHWARZMAN, CHRISTINE
RETIRED RETIRED
Individual NEW YORK, NY
$3,300
Nov 1, 2023
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SCHWARZMAN, CHRISTINE
RETIRED RETIRED
Individual NEW YORK, NY
$3,300
Nov 1, 2023
10
SCHWARZMAN, STEPHEN
BLACKSTONE
Individual NEW YORK, NY
$3,300
Oct 30, 2023

Donor Network - Rep. McClellan, Jennifer L. [D-VA-4]

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Total contributions: $93,100

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