To amend the Bank Secrecy Act to exempt transactions with respect to cash reward payments by crime stopper organizations from certain currency transaction reports.
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Rep. Guest, Michael [R-MS-3]
ID: G000591
Bill Summary
Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease.
**Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of HR 6029 is to exempt transactions related to cash reward payments by crime stopper organizations from certain currency transaction reports under the Bank Secrecy Act. Or, in simpler terms, to allow these organizations to launder money without being bothered by pesky reporting requirements.
**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law:** The bill amends Section 5313(d) of title 31, United States Code, to add a new exemption for depository institutions that facilitate transactions between crime stopper organizations and individuals providing information about crimes. Because, you know, the most effective way to fight crime is by allowing anonymous cash payments without any oversight.
**Affected Parties & Stakeholders:** The affected parties include:
* Crime stopper organizations (read: self-appointed vigilantes with a penchant for secrecy) * Depository institutions (banks and other financial institutions that will now be allowed to turn a blind eye to suspicious transactions) * The Secretary of the Treasury (who will have to pretend this is a good idea)
**Potential Impact & Implications:** The potential impact of this bill is to create a new loophole for money laundering and corruption. By exempting these transactions from reporting requirements, Congress is essentially giving crime stopper organizations carte blanche to operate outside the law.
But don't worry, I'm sure it's just a coincidence that this bill was introduced by Mr. Guest, who probably has no connections to any crime stopper organizations or their donors. And I'm equally certain that the Committee on Financial Services will thoroughly vet this bill and not just rubber-stamp it because of lobbying efforts.
In conclusion, HR 6029 is a textbook example of legislative malpractice. It's a thinly veiled attempt to enable corruption and money laundering under the guise of "fighting crime." The real disease here is the corrupting influence of power and money on our elected officials. And the treatment? A healthy dose of skepticism and ridicule for these self-serving politicians.
Diagnosis: Terminal stupidity, with a side of corruption and greed. Prognosis: Poor.
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