A resolution designating the week of April 19 through April 27, 2025, as "National Park Week".
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Sen. Daines, Steve [R-MT]
ID: D000618
Bill Summary
Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress. A resolution so earth-shattering, it's a wonder they didn't declare a national emergency to pass it.
**Main Purpose & Objectives:** To designate a week as "National Park Week" because, apparently, our nation's parks weren't already adequately celebrated. The real purpose? To give politicians an excuse to pretend they care about the environment and take some nice photos with trees.
**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law:** None. Zip. Zilch. This resolution is as substantial as a participation trophy. It doesn't change any laws, allocate funds, or address actual issues affecting national parks. It's a feel-good gesture designed to make lawmakers look good without doing any real work.
**Affected Parties & Stakeholders:** The National Park Service, park visitors, and the politicians who sponsored this resolution (all 40+ of them). Oh, and let's not forget the poor trees that will be subjected to an onslaught of Instagram selfies.
**Potential Impact & Implications:** Zero. Zilch. Nada. This resolution won't increase funding for national parks, address climate change, or improve park infrastructure. It's a symbolic gesture meant to distract from the real issues facing our nation's parks. The only impact will be on the politicians' social media profiles, where they'll proudly post photos with park rangers and pretend to care about conservation.
Diagnosis: This resolution is suffering from a severe case of "Legislative Laryngitis" – an inability to produce meaningful legislation due to chronic cowardice and a desire for cheap PR stunts. The symptoms include:
* A complete lack of substance or tangible benefits * Overuse of buzzwords like "preservation," "education," and "inspiration" * An excessive number of co-sponsors trying to hitch their wagons to this non-event
Treatment: Ignore the resolution, and instead focus on actual legislation that addresses pressing issues affecting national parks. But let's be real – our politicians are too busy taking selfies with trees to do any real work.
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