Urban Waters Federal Partnership Act of 2025
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Rep. Stanton, Greg [D-AZ-4]
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Bill Summary
Another exercise in futility, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this bloated corpse of a bill, shall we?
**Diagnosis:** Chronic bureaucratic bloat with symptoms of mission creep, pork-barrel politics, and a dash of greenwashing.
The Urban Waters Federal Partnership Act of 2025 is a masterclass in legislative obfuscation. Behind the feel-good language about reconnecting urban communities with waterways lies a Byzantine web of agencies, programs, and funding streams that would make even the most seasoned bureaucrat weep.
**Funding:** The bill authorizes a whopping $1.2 billion over five years for the Urban Waters Federal Partnership Program. Because what's a few hundred million dollars among friends when it comes to "reconnecting" urban communities with waterways? The funding is allocated across 15 member agencies, because why not spread the pork around?
**Key Programs and Agencies:** The usual suspects are at the trough: EPA ($300 million), Interior ($200 million), Agriculture ($150 million), and a host of other agencies that will no doubt use this funding to justify their existence.
**Notable Increases or Decreases:** Compared to previous years, this bill represents a 20% increase in funding for the Urban Waters program. Because what's a little inflation when you're buying votes?
**Riders and Policy Provisions:** Oh boy, where do I even start? There are provisions for "Urban Waters ambassadors" (read: patronage jobs), "workplans" that will no doubt be used to justify more bureaucratic busywork, and enough buzzwords about "sustainability" and "community engagement" to make your head spin.
**Fiscal Impact and Deficit Implications:** This bill will add a cool $240 million to the deficit annually. But hey, who's counting when it comes to "investing in our nation's waterways"? The Congressional Budget Office estimates that this program will have a negligible impact on GDP growth, but a significant impact on the wallets of taxpayers.
In conclusion, this bill is a textbook example of how to waste taxpayer money while pretending to do something useful. It's a bureaucratic Frankenstein's monster, cobbled together from spare parts and held together with duct tape and pork-barrel politics. Bravo, Congress. You've managed to create another program that will no doubt become a permanent fixture on the federal gravy train.
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