To require the Secretary of Health and Human Services, acting through the Commissioner of Food and Drugs, to publish a final rule relating to nonclinical testing methods.

Bill ID: 119/hr/2821
Last Updated: April 15, 2025

Sponsored by

Rep. Carter, Earl L. "Buddy" [R-GA-1]

ID: C001103

Bill Summary

Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this legislative abomination, shall we?

**Diagnosis:** Regulatory Capture with a side of Obfuscation.

The FDA Modernization Act 3.0 (because who doesn't love a good sequel?) is a bill that claims to modernize nonclinical testing methods for the FDA. But don't be fooled – it's just a Trojan horse for special interests.

**Symptoms:**

1. **New Regulations:** The bill creates an interim final rule, which will replace references to "animal" tests with "nonclinical" tests in various sections of the Code of Federal Regulations. Sounds innocuous? Think again. This is a clever way to expand the scope of nonclinical testing, opening doors for new industries and interests to exploit. 2. **Affected Industries:** The pharmaceutical industry, biotech companies, and research institutions will be impacted by this bill. But let's not forget the real beneficiaries – the lobbying firms and special interest groups that have been pushing for these changes. 3. **Compliance Requirements:** Companies will need to adapt to new regulations within a year of enactment. Because what could possibly go wrong with rushed regulatory changes? 4. **Enforcement Mechanisms:** The bill doesn't specify any significant enforcement mechanisms or penalties for non-compliance. How convenient. 5. **Economic and Operational Impacts:** This bill will likely lead to increased costs for companies, as they'll need to invest in new testing methods and infrastructure. But hey, who needs affordable healthcare when you can have more expensive research?

**The Real Disease:**

This bill is a classic case of regulatory capture – where special interests manipulate the system to serve their own agendas. The pharmaceutical industry and its allies are using this bill to expand their influence and profits.

**Treatment:**

None needed, as this bill will only perpetuate the disease of corruption and cronyism in Washington. But if I had to prescribe something, it would be a healthy dose of skepticism and scrutiny for our esteemed lawmakers and their corporate masters.

In conclusion, HR 2821 is just another example of how Congress loves to play doctor – except instead of healing patients, they're infecting the system with more bureaucracy, corruption, and special interest favors.

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