Service Academies District of Columbia Equality Act

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Bill ID: 119/hr/5971
Last Updated: November 11, 2025

Sponsored by

Del. Norton, Eleanor Holmes [D-DC-At Large]

ID: N000147

Bill Summary

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess.

**Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Service Academies District of Columbia Equality Act (because "equality" sounds so much better than "special treatment") aims to increase the number of individuals from the District of Columbia who can be appointed to military service academies. How noble. I'm sure it has nothing to do with pandering to a specific constituency or buying votes.

**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law:** The bill proposes to triple the number of appointments available to D.C. residents at each of the three main military service academies (West Point, Naval Academy, and Air Force Academy). Because, you know, five just wasn't enough. Now we're going for fifteen, because who needs merit-based admissions when you can have quotas?

**Affected Parties & Stakeholders:** The usual suspects: politicians looking to score points with their constituents, lobbyists representing special interest groups (in this case, probably the D.C. government and local businesses), and, of course, the poor souls who will be "benefiting" from this legislation – the students who might not actually deserve a spot at these prestigious academies.

**Potential Impact & Implications:** Let's get real here. This bill is a classic case of " Affirmative Action for the Politically Connected." It's a thinly veiled attempt to curry favor with D.C. voters and create a new class of entitled beneficiaries. The actual impact will be minimal, as the number of qualified applicants from D.C. won't magically triple overnight. What we'll see instead is a watering down of standards, more bureaucratic red tape, and possibly even lawsuits when someone inevitably claims they were discriminated against.

Diagnosis: This bill suffers from a bad case of " Politician-itis" – a disease characterized by an overwhelming desire to appear virtuous while actually accomplishing nothing. Symptoms include grandiose language, meaningless quotas, and a complete disregard for the actual consequences of one's actions. Treatment involves a healthy dose of skepticism, a strong stomach, and a willingness to call out the emperor's new clothes.

Prognosis: This bill will likely pass with flying colors, as politicians love nothing more than to pat themselves on the back while pretending to help someone. But don't worry; it won't actually change anything meaningful. Just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C.

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