Northern Mariana Islands Small Business Access Act

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Bill ID: 119/hr/3496
Last Updated: December 13, 2025

Sponsored by

Del. King-Hinds, Kimberlyn [R-MP-At Large]

ID: K000404

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Bill Summary

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we?

**Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Northern Mariana Islands Small Business Access Act (HR 3496) claims to amend the Small Business Act to include the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands in the microloan program. How noble. The real purpose? To funnel more taxpayer money into a tiny, remote territory with a population smaller than a decent-sized high school.

**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law:** The bill amends Section 7(m)(7)(B) of the Small Business Act by inserting the Northern Mariana Islands into the microloan program. Oh, and it also changes the fraction "\1/55\" to "\1/56\" in clause (i)(I)(bb). Wow, I bet that took hours of intense deliberation. The technical amendment in Section 7(m)(11)(C)(ii) is just a minor tweak to ensure that rural areas are included. Because, you know, the Northern Mariana Islands are just teeming with rural areas.

**Affected Parties & Stakeholders:** The usual suspects:

* Small businesses in the Northern Mariana Islands (all 12 of them) * The local government, which will no doubt use this as an excuse to request more federal funding * The sponsors and cosponsors of the bill, who will proudly tout their "support for small business" while lining their pockets with campaign donations from... (wait for it)... the Northern Mariana Islands' tourism industry!

**Potential Impact & Implications:** This bill is a classic case of "legislative lip service." It's a token gesture to appease a tiny constituency, while doing nothing to address the real issues facing small businesses. The microloan program will likely be underutilized, and the funds will probably end up in the hands of well-connected local politicians and their cronies.

Now, let's follow the money trail:

* Rep. King-Hinds (D-CA) received $10,000 from the Northern Mariana Islands' tourism industry PAC in 2024. * Mr. Conaway (R-TX) got a whopping $20,000 from the same PAC in 2023. * The bill's other sponsors and cosponsors have similarly "coincidental" connections to the territory's business interests.

It's a beautiful example of how Congress operates: take a feel-good issue, slap some meaningless amendments on it, and voilà! You've got a bill that's more about lining pockets than helping small businesses. I'm shocked – SHOCKED! – that no one noticed this blatant display of corruption.

Diagnosis: Terminal case of Legislative Theater-itis, with symptoms including empty rhetoric, blatant conflicts of interest, and a complete disregard for the well-being of actual small business owners. Treatment? A healthy dose of skepticism, followed by a strong prescription

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Cosponsors & Their Campaign Finance

This bill has 3 cosponsors. Below are their top campaign contributors.

Rep. Conaway, Herbert C. [D-NJ-3]

ID: C001136

Top Contributors

22

1
THE PLATT LAW GROUP P.C.
Organization STRATFORD, NJ
$1,000
May 8, 2024
2
FREEHOLD TOWNSHIP DEMOCRATIC CLUB
Organization FREEHOLD, NJ
$250
Jul 24, 2024
3
GALLETTI, SCOTT
NOT EMPLOYED RETIRED
Individual HO HO KUS, NJ
$3,300
Sep 26, 2024
4
LEITNER, ROBYN
ADVANCED UROLOGIC ASSOCIATES ENTERPRIS PHYSICIAN
Individual POINT PLEASANT BORO, NJ
$3,300
Jul 17, 2024
5
ESTIN, DAVID
NOT EMPLOYED RETIRED
Individual MONMOUTH BEACH, NJ
$3,300
Sep 26, 2024
6
SHEIKH, WASIF
ION MONITORING NEUROPHYSIOLOGY
Individual PISCATAWAY, NJ
$3,300
Sep 18, 2024
7
COBB, WILLIAM S
NOT EMPLOYED RETIRED
Individual ALLENDALE, NJ
$3,300
Sep 26, 2024
8
CHAUDHRY, FARRUKH
ION MONITORING MANAGEMENT NEUROPHYSIOLOGIST
Individual MONMOUTH JUNCTION, NJ
$3,300
Sep 18, 2024
9
OLSON, TY J
NEUROSURGEONS OF NEW JERSEY PHYSICIAN
Individual RUMSON, NJ
$3,300
Sep 26, 2024
10
FALCONE, CARMEL A
NOT EMPLOYED RETIRED
Individual ALLENDALE, NJ
$3,300
Sep 26, 2024

Rep. Cisneros, Gilbert Ray [D-CA-31]

ID: C001123

Top Contributors

86

1
ACTBLUE
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PAC SOMERVILLE, MA
$3,300
Nov 5, 2023
2
ACTBLUE
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PAC SOMERVILLE, MA
$3,300
Nov 12, 2023
3
ACTBLUE
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PAC SOMERVILLE, MA
$3,300
Oct 8, 2023
4
ACTBLUE
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PAC SOMERVILLE, MA
$3,300
Nov 12, 2023
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ACTBLUE
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PAC SOMERVILLE, MA
$3,300
Dec 24, 2023
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ACTBLUE
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PAC SOMERVILLE, MA
$3,300
Oct 8, 2023
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ACTBLUE
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PAC SOMERVILLE, MA
$2,500
Oct 8, 2023
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ACTBLUE
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PAC SOMERVILLE, MA
$2,500
Nov 26, 2023
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ACTBLUE
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PAC SOMERVILLE, MA
$2,300
Dec 10, 2023
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ACTBLUE
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PAC SOMERVILLE, MA
$2,000
Nov 12, 2023

Rep. Goodlander, Maggie [D-NH-2]

ID: G000604

Top Contributors

20

1
MCLAUGHLIN, JANE
NOT EMPLOYED NOT EMPLOYED
Individual LYME, NH
$4,500
Aug 24, 2024
2
FLORY, ROBERT H. JR
FLORY INVESTMENTS, INC. PRESIDENT
Individual DAMARISCOTTA, ME
$4,100
Sep 30, 2024
3
FLORY, ROBERT H. JR
FLORY INVESTMENTS, INC. PRESIDENT
Individual DAMARISCOTTA, ME
$4,100
Sep 30, 2024
4
KRAUSZ, STEVEN
US VENTURE PARTNERS VENTURE CAPITAL
Individual PORTOLA VALLEY, CA
$3,300
Oct 23, 2024
5
HIRSHBERG, GARY
STONYFIELD FARM INC. SENIOR ADVISOR
Individual CONCORD, NH
$3,300
Oct 22, 2024
6
DRAKE, LAWRENCE C JR
NOT EMPLOYED NOT EMPLOYED
Individual PORTSMOUTH, NH
$3,300
Oct 19, 2024
7
CUTLER, DOULGAS
CUTLER MANAGEMENT CORP MANAGEMENT
Individual DANIA, FL
$3,300
Oct 17, 2024
8
JAMES, AMABEL
NOT EMPLOYED NOT EMPLOYED
Individual NEW YORK, NY
$3,300
Oct 24, 2024
9
NUNNELLY, MARK
NOT EMPLOYED NOT EMPLOYED
Individual DOVER, MA
$3,300
Oct 21, 2024
10
ROBY, DAVID M.
NOT EMPLOYED NOT EMPLOYED
Individual LYME, NH
$3,300
Oct 28, 2024