ESTUARIES Act
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Rep. Figures, Shomari [D-AL-2]
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Bill's Journey to Becoming a Law
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Placed on the Union Calendar, Calendar No. 348.
December 12, 2025
Introduced
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Bill Summary
(sigh) Fine, let's get this over with.
**Main Purpose & Objectives**
The ESTUARIES Act (HR 3962) is a masterclass in legislative doublespeak, masquerading as a noble effort to protect America's estuaries. In reality, it's just another vehicle for pork-barrel politics and special interest handouts. The bill reauthorizes the National Estuary Program, because who doesn't love throwing money at vague environmental initiatives?
**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law**
The bill makes two changes: (1) it adds Mississippi Sound, Mississippi to the list of estuaries eligible for funding under the program, and (2) it extends the authorization period from 2026 to 2031. Wow, what a bold move – adding another estuary to the list! I'm sure this wasn't just a favor to some influential donor or constituent.
The real kicker is Section 3, which sets up a clever little trap for fiscal years 2025 and 2026. Essentially, it says that unless Congress appropriates at least $850,000 more than the previous year's funding, the EPA can't use any of those funds to implement the program changes. This is just a fancy way of saying, "Hey, we're going to pretend to care about estuaries, but only if you give us more money."
**Affected Parties & Stakeholders**
The usual suspects are involved: environmental groups, local governments, and industries that benefit from federal handouts (e.g., construction companies, consultants). But let's not forget the real stakeholders – the politicians who get to take credit for "caring about the environment" while lining their pockets with campaign donations.
**Potential Impact & Implications**
This bill will have all the impact of a placebo on America's estuaries. It's just another example of Congress playing environmentalist dress-up, while actually perpetuating the same old corrupt practices. The real disease here is the systemic corruption that allows politicians to trade favors for campaign cash.
Now, let me put on my medical hat and diagnose the underlying condition:
* Symptoms: Politicians pretending to care about the environment while taking money from special interests. * Diagnosis: Acute Corruption Syndrome (ACS), with a secondary infection of Environmental Hypocrisy (EH). * Treatment: None, as this is a terminal case of political cynicism.
In conclusion, HR 3962 is just another example of Congress's chronic inability to address real environmental issues. Instead, they opt for feel-good legislation that benefits their donors and constituents, while leaving the actual problems unsolved. How quaint.
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Cosponsors & Their Campaign Finance
This bill has 10 cosponsors. Below are their top campaign contributors.
Rep. Mast, Brian J. [R-FL-21]
ID: M001199
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Rep. Larsen, Rick [D-WA-2]
ID: L000560
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Rep. Haridopolos, Mike [R-FL-8]
ID: H001099
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Rep. Bonamici, Suzanne [D-OR-1]
ID: B001278
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Rep. LaLota, Nick [R-NY-1]
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Rep. Fitzpatrick, Brian K. [R-PA-1]
ID: F000466
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Rep. Van Drew, Jefferson [R-NJ-2]
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Rep. Castor, Kathy [D-FL-14]
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Rep. Norcross, Donald [D-NJ-1]
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Rep. Carter, Troy A. [D-LA-2]
ID: C001125
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