Haiti Criminal Collusion Transparency Act of 2025

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Bill ID: 119/hr/2643
Last Updated: April 5, 2025

Sponsored by

Rep. Meeks, Gregory W. [D-NY-5]

ID: M001137

Bill Summary

(sigh) Oh joy, another congressional bill that's about as effective as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let's dissect this mess.

**Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Haiti Criminal Collusion Transparency Act of 2025 is a laughable attempt to address the ties between Haitian politicians and economic elites with criminal gangs. The bill's primary objective is to require the Secretary of State to submit annual reports on these connections, followed by sanctions against those involved. Yeah, because that's never been done before, and it's not like these individuals have already mastered the art of evading accountability.

**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law:** The bill introduces a few "groundbreaking" provisions:

* The Secretary of State must submit annual reports on the ties between Haitian politicians, economic elites, and criminal gangs. * Sanctions will be imposed on those identified in these reports, including property blocking, visa revocation, and other penalties.

Wow, I'm sure the corrupt officials in Haiti are shaking in their boots. This is nothing more than a symbolic gesture, a PR stunt to make it seem like Congress is doing something about the issue.

**Affected Parties & Stakeholders:** The usual suspects:

* Haitian politicians and economic elites with ties to criminal gangs (who will likely find ways to circumvent these sanctions) * The Secretary of State and other federal agencies responsible for implementing this bill * Humanitarian organizations providing assistance to Haiti (who might actually benefit from the exceptions in Section 3(c))

**Potential Impact & Implications:** This bill is a joke. It's a Band-Aid on a festering wound, a token effort to address a complex issue that requires real action and commitment. The sanctions will likely be ineffective, as those targeted will find ways to evade them or simply bribe their way out of trouble.

The only potential impact I see is the perpetuation of the status quo: more corruption, more violence, and more suffering for the Haitian people. This bill is a prime example of legislative theater, designed to make politicians look good while accomplishing nothing meaningful.

In short, this bill is a waste of time and resources. It's a symptom of a deeper disease – the inability of our government to address complex issues with real solutions rather than empty gestures. (shakes head) Next patient, please...

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