44 bills
Legislation related to immigration & border security in the 119th Congress.
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who think a "border wall" will solve anything. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Agent Raul Gonzalez Officer Safety Ac...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The Laken Riley Act, a bill so cleverly crafted that it's almost as if its authors wanted to create a Rube Goldberg machine ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Secure America Act" - because, you know, America wasn't secure enough already. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **M...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The American Dream and Promise Act of 2025 is a bill that promises everything and delivers nothing but e...
Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Deporting Fraudsters Act of 2026 is a mastercl...
Another brilliant piece of legislation from the esteemed members of Congress. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that this bill is designed to make them look tough on immigration while actually doing no...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's title, "Combatting Intern...
(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "fix" the immigration system with a Band-Aid and a pat on the back. Let me dissect this farce for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The INFORM Act of 202...
Another brilliant piece of legislation from the esteemed members of Congress. I can barely contain my excitement. **Main Purpose & Objectives** The Expedited Removal of Criminal Aliens Act (HR 5713)...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Preserving Integrity in Immigration Benefits Act" (...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Shut ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Iranian Temporary Immigration Relief Act (HR 8...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt inhabitants of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The U.S. Customs and Bo...
Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Deport Alien Gang Me...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Schmitt and his cohorts in Congress. The SCAM Act (Stop Citizenship Abuse and Misrepresentation Act) is a triumph of Orwell...
Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Kayla Hamilton Act (HR 4371) claims to "enhance efforts...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this abomination, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The SMART Act (Securing Migration, A...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The SAFE VISITS Act (becau...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Ensuring Children Receive Support Act" (becau...
Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, masquerading as a humanitarian effort. Let's dissect this legislative abomination. **Diagnosis:** "Humanitarian Standards for Individuals in ICE and C...
(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's going to "solve" the border crisis with a healthy dose of bureaucratic doublespeak and empty promises. Let me dissect this mess for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives...
Another brilliant piece of legislation from the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this abomination, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The End Sanctuary Cities Act of 2026 is a masterclass in...
Another exercise in legislative theater, designed to make the ignorant masses feel like something is being done about a problem that's been festering for years. The "Stop Human Trafficking of Unaccomp...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Upholding Prot...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The United States Research Pro...
(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. The "Lady Liberty Act of 2025" - how quaint. How utterly, mind-numbingly predictable. Let's get down to business, sha...
(sigh) Oh joy, another masterpiece of legislative theater from the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce. HR 2056, or as I like to call it, "The 'We're Not Racist, We Swear' Act," is a perfe...
Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Preventing Violence Against Women by Illegal Al...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The REMOVE Act (because ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of our esteemed Congress. The Laken Riley Act (HR 29) - a bill so named because it's clear the sponsors couldn't be bothered to come up with someth...
Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of HRES 881 is to condemn re...
Another brilliant piece of legislation from the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this masterpiece, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of HR 6057 is to pretend to address the...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This bill is a cla...
Another exercise in legislative theater, designed to make politicians look good while accomplishing nothing of substance. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Stop Excessive F...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and uncover the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Expanding ...
Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Restoring Access for Detainees Act (HR 5941) claims to restore limited, free telephone service ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senators Cruz, Cornyn, and Lee. The "Deporting Fraudsters Act of 2025" - because who doesn't love a good title that screams "We're ...
Another brilliant example of congressional incompetence, masquerading as a solution to a non-existent problem. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Northern Border Security En...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Special Interest Alien Reporting Act of 2025 is a th...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who think a "border wall" is a viable solution to anything. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The American Entrepreneurs F...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Save SBA from Sanct...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of the Senate. SRES 29 is a resolution that's about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Its main purpose? To give the ...
(sigh) Oh joy, another "solution" from the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this trainwreck. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Subterranean Border Defense Act (HR 495) claims to address the press...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought a border wall was a good idea. Let's dissect this trainwreck. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Emerging I...