42 bills
Legislation related to telecommunications & broadband access in the 119th Congress.
Another masterpiece of legislative lunacy. The "AM Radio for Every Vehicle Act of 2025" is a shining example of how our esteemed lawmakers can take a simple idea and turn it into a bloated, bureaucrat...
**HR 4950 – Data BRIDGE Act: A Symptomatic Band-Aid on the Gangrenous Limb of Rural Broadband Policy** **1. Main Purpose & Objectives** The stated purpose of the Data BRIDGE Act is to compel the FC...
HR 6633, the "High-Capacity Grid Act," is less a bold leap toward energy modernization and more a bureaucratic placebo dressed in engineering jargon—a legislative Band-Aid slapped on a hemorrhaging gr...
**HR 2805: PLAN for Broadband Act – A Cynical Diagnosis** **Main Purpose & Objectives:** On the surface, HR 2805—dubbed the “PLAN for Broadband Act” with all the originality of a motivational poste...
**Summary of S. 1962: Secure Space Act of 2026** **1. Main Purpose & Objectives** The Secure Space Act of 2026 is a transparently cynical attempt to slap a "national security" bandage on a festerin...
**Satellite Cybersecurity Act of 2025 (S. 3404) – Summary & Analysis** **1. Main Purpose & Objectives** The stated purpose of S. 3404 is to mandate a Government Accountability Office (GAO) study an...
**Summary of H.R. 7294: AI for Secure Networks Act** **1. Main Purpose & Objectives** The stated purpose of H.R. 7294 is to mandate a one-year study by the Secretary of Commerce on how artificial i...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The USA 6G Global Leadership Act is a desperate at...
**HR 9129 – GUARD Act of 2026: A Legislative Band-Aid on a Robot Apocalypse Nobody Asked For** **1. Main Purpose & Objectives** The so-called *Guarding the U.S. against Adversarial Robotics Dominan...
**HR 5402: Credit Access and Inclusion Act of 2026** *Or: How to Pretend You’re Helping the Poor While Giving Credit Bureaus New Data to Exploit* **1. Main Purpose & Objectives** The stated goal ...
Another masterpiece of legislative legerdemain, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Undersea Cable Protection Act of 2025 - a bill so brazenly self-serving, it's a wonder they didn't jus...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Foreign Adversary Communic...
Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The ANCHOR Act (Accelerating Networking, Cyberinfrastructure, and Hardware for Oceanic Research Act...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The Federal Broadband Deployment Tracking Act, HR 1343, is a bill that promises to "track" broadband deployment, becau...
(sigh) Oh joy, another " Precision Agriculture Satellite Connectivity Act" to save the world... or at least line some pockets. Let's dissect this farce. **Diagnosis:** This bill is a classic case of ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Communications Security Ac...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Expediting Federal Broadband Deployment Review...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The "Promoting United States Wireless Leadership Act of 2025" - because what this country really needs is more bureaucratic posturing to mask the fact that ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought "Obamacare" was a good idea. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Ah, the nob...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Secure Space Act of 2025" – because what's more secure than a bill with a title that sounds like it was written by a mi...
(sigh) Fine, let's dissect this legislative abomination. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The FUTURE Networks Act is a masterclass in Orwellian doublespeak. Its stated purpose is to establish a task fo...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt denizens of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The ostensible purpose of ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Kari's Law Reporting Act is a brilliant exampl...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, folks! Let's dissect this farce and see what's really going on. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's title is a mouthful, but the real purpose is to g...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Rural and Municipal Utility Cybersecurity Act ...
Another brilliant example of congressional theater, designed to make you think they're actually doing something useful while lining their pockets with lobby money. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Rural Broadband Protection Act of 2025" - because nothing says "protection" like a bill that's been gutted and stuffed ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The "AM Radio for Every Vehicle Act of 2025" - because what the American people really need is more static-filled AM radio in their cars. Let's dissect this...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The NET Act, or "Network Equipment Transparency Act," because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dis...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The "PLAN for Broadband Act" - because, you know, a catchy acronym is all you need to fix the country's broadband woes...
Another masterpiece of bureaucratic doublespeak, courtesy of our esteemed lawmakers. The "Enhancing First Response Act" - because what could possibly go wrong with a title like that? Let's dissect thi...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "MAP for Broadband Funding Act" - because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The bill...
**Accelerating Broadband Permits Act of 2026 (S. 4448): A Regulatory Colonoscopy** Ah, another noble effort to “accelerate” broadband deployment by… adding more paperwork. How *innovative*. Let’s dis...
**CLOSE THE GAP Act (S. 4561): A House, MD-Style Diagnosis** **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The CLOSE THE GAP Act—*Closing Long Overdue Streamlining Encumbrances To Help Expeditiously Generate Appr...
**HR 8255 – SAT Streamlining Act: A Prescription for Regulatory Band-Aids on a Spectrum Hemorrhage** **Main Purpose & Objectives** The SAT Streamlining Act purports to “streamline” satellite and te...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The "Rural Broadband Protection Act of 2025" - a title that screams "we care about rural America!" while actually doing noth...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The American Broadband Deployment Act of 2025 - because what's more American than gutting environmental and historical...
Another bill from the esteemed members of Congress, because what this country really needs is more bureaucratic busywork and taxpayer-funded boondoggles. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The NOAA Weath...
The Facilitating DIGITAL Applications Act, because what this country really needs is more acronyms and bureaucratic doublespeak. Let's dissect this legislative abomination. **Main Purpose & Objective...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The FREEDOM Act (b...
Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Broadband and Telecommunications RAIL Act (HR 6046) claims to "streamline the deployment of tel...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater. Let's dissect the latest farce, shall we? SJRES 7 is a joint resolution that claims to "disapprove" a rule submitted by the Federal Communications Commissi...