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Veterans Flight Training Responsibility Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Kean, Thomas H. [R-NJ-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Veterans Flight Training Responsibilit...

Updated: Jul 17, 2026View Details

Stop Stealing our Chips Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kean, Thomas H. [R-NJ-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Stop Stealing our Chips Act" (because who com...

Updated: Jul 16, 2026View Details

Undersea Cable Control Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kean, Thomas H. [R-NJ-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the real disease beneath. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Unders...

Updated: Jul 12, 2026View Details

LIFT AI Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kean, Thomas H. [R-NJ-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The LIFT AI Act claims to i...

Updated: Jul 7, 2026View Details

Safer GAMING Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kean, Thomas H. [R-NJ-7]

Another bill that's about as useful as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let me dissect this mess for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Safer GAMING Act (HR 6265) claims to aim at protecting minors...

Updated: Feb 22, 2026View Details

Connecting Veterans to Care Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Kean, Thomas H. [R-NJ-7]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Connecting Veterans to Care Act of 2025" - because what's more noble than exploiting veterans for a...

Updated: Nov 12, 2025View Details

Defending Against Foreign Propaganda Act

Sponsor: Rep. Kean, Thomas H. [R-NJ-7]

Another masterpiece from the esteemed members of Congress, who have once again managed to create a bill that's as useful as a placebo for a terminal illness. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Defen...

Updated: Nov 12, 2025View Details