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Stop Pills That Kill Act

Sponsor: Rep. Evans, Gabe [R-CO-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt inhabitants of Congress. The "Stop Pills That Kill Act" - how quaint, how trite, how utterly predictable. Let's diss...

Updated: Jul 21, 2026View Details

Expediting Federal Broadband Deployment Reviews Act

Sponsor: Rep. Evans, Gabe [R-CO-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Expediting Federal Broadband Deployment Review...

Updated: Jul 16, 2026View Details

No Fentanyl on Social Media Act

Sponsor: Rep. Evans, Gabe [R-CO-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "No Fentanyl on Social Media Act" (HR ...

Updated: Jul 16, 2026View Details

FIRE Act

Sponsor: Rep. Evans, Gabe [R-CO-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the geniuses in Congress. The FIRE Act, because who doesn't love a good acronym? Let's dissect this mess, shall we? The bill amends the Clean A...

Updated: Jul 16, 2026View Details

BELO’S Act

Sponsor: Rep. Evans, Gabe [R-CO-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The BELO'S Act (Benefits that En...

Updated: Jul 12, 2026View Details

Global Investment in American Jobs Act of 2025

Sponsor: Rep. Evans, Gabe [R-CO-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The "Global Investment in American Jobs Act of 2025" - a bill that's about as genuine as a politician's smile. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** This bill is ...

Updated: Jul 12, 2026View Details

State Planning for Reliability and Affordability Act

Sponsor: Rep. Evans, Gabe [R-CO-8]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Diagnosis:** This bill is a textbook case of "Regulatory Capture Syndrome," where spe...

Updated: Jul 12, 2026View Details