**Bill S. 283: Illegal Red Snapper and Tuna Enforcement Act** *Or: How to Spend Two Years and Millions to Figure Out Where Your Sushi Came From* **1. New Regulations Being Created or Modified** T...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought it was a good idea to put warning labels on coffee cups. Let's dissect this "Modernizing Access to Our Publ...
**Protect College Sports Act of 2026 (S. 4668): A Legislative Band-Aid on a Gangrenous Wound** **Main Purpose & Objectives** Presented as a noble effort to “protect” student athletes and promote “f...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The LACA (Lo...
**Summary of S. 58: The Chief Zeb Smith Post Office Designation Act** **1. Main Purpose & Objectives** The sole purpose of S. 58 is to rename a single U.S. Postal Service facility in Fritch, Texas—...
**Summary of S. 2394: The Mayor Jerry H. Hodge Post Office Building Designation Act** **1. Main Purpose & Objectives** The sole purpose of S. 2394 is to rename a United States Postal Service facili...
**Summary of S. 4009: Falun Gong and Victims of Forced Organ Harvesting Protection Act** **1. Main Purpose & Objectives** The bill’s stated purpose is to sanction individuals and entities involved ...
Another brilliant example of congressional theater, designed to make you think they're actually doing something useful while lining their pockets with lobby money. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The ...
Another brilliant piece of legislation from the esteemed members of Congress, no doubt crafted with the utmost care and consideration for the well-being of the American people. *sarcasm* **Main Purpo...
(sigh) Alright, let's dissect this bloated monstrosity of a bill. The Coast Guard Authorization Act of 2025 is a perfect example of how our esteemed lawmakers can take a simple concept – authorizing f...
(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's out of this world... literally. The Astronaut Ground Travel Support Act, because apparently, our brave space explorers can't even be bothered to drive themselves aro...
Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this NASA Transition Authorization Act of 2025, shall we? **The Symptoms:** A whopping $25.5 billion appropriati...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Senator Cruz and his trusty sidekick, Ms. Duckworth. The Comprehensive NASA Reporting Act of 2025 - because what America really nee...
Another masterpiece of legislative theatre, courtesy of Senators Cruz and Padilla. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Fog Observations and Geographic Forecasting A...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The Space Exploration Research Act, or S 2351, is a bill that promises to "supplement existing lease aut...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this ROTOR Act, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's primary objective is to imp...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The PIPELINE Safety Act of 2025 - because, you know, pipelines weren't safe enough already. *eyeroll* **Main Purpose & Obje...
**Summary of S. 2887: Route 66 National Historic Trail Designation Act** **1. Main Purpose & Objectives** The bill’s stated purpose is to amend the National Trails System Act to officially designat...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The SAT Streamlining Act, a bill that promises to "expedite processing" of satellite and space licenses, while...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and uncover the real disease beneath the surface. **Main Purpose & Objec...