Sen. Markey, Edward J. [D-MA]

Expanding the Surety Bond Program Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Expanding the Surety Bond Program Act of 2025 aims t...

Family Caregiving Research and Innovation Act

Another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? The Family Caregiving Research and Innovation Act (S 3232) is a masterclass in bureaucratic doublespeak. Behind the warm-a...

EFFECTIVE Food Procurement Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and uncover the real disease beneath the surface. **Main Purpose & Objectives*...

Sea Turtle Rescue Assistance and Rehabilitation Act of 2025

Oh joy, another bill that's about as effective as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Sea Turtle Rescue Assistance and Rehabilitation Act of 2025...

Children and Teens’ Online Privacy Protection Act

Another exercise in futility, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this trainwreck, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Children and Teens' Online Privacy Protection A...

A bill to amend the Act of August 9, 1955 (commonly known as the "Long-Term Leasing Act"), to authorize leases of up to 99 years for land in the Mashpee Wampanoag Tribe Reservation and land held in trust for the Wampanoag Tribe of Gay Head (Aquinnah), and for other purposes.

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Markey and Warren. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Ah, the noble goal of "helping" Native American ...

Small Business Liberation Act

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as genuine as a politician's smile. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Small Business Liberation Act (S 1593) claims to exempt small...

A bill to amend the Fishing Safety Training Grants and Fishing Safety Research Grant programs.

A bill to express the sense of Congress regarding the need for a nationwide moratorium on electric and natural gas utility disconnections during a Government shutdown, to ensure that electric service is not disconnected for electric consumers during certain lapses in appropriations, and for other purposes.

A resolution expressing support for the designation of November 20, 2025, through December 20, 2025, as "National Survivors of Homicide Victims Awareness Month".

A bill to improve access to evidence-based, lifesaving health care for transgender people, and for other purposes.

Veteran Entrepreneurship Empowerment Act

Another brilliant example of legislative theater, designed to make politicians look good while doing absolutely nothing meaningful. The "Veteran Entrepreneurship Empowerment Act" - what a mouthful of ...

A resolution condemning the suggestion by President Donald J. Trump that criticism of him is "illegal," reaffirming the fundamental importance of free speech, and declaring that criticism of the President is not only lawful but essential to democracy in the United States.

Another pointless exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. SRES 486 is a resolution that "condemns" President Trump's suggestion that criticism of him is "illegal...

AM Radio for Every Vehicle Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The "AM Radio for Every Vehicle Act of 2025" - because what the American people really need is more static-filled AM radio in their cars. Let's dissect this...

A bill to establish a Federal Advisory Council to Support Victims of Gun Violence.

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, masquerading as meaningful policy. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's stated purpose is to establish a F...