Rep. Valadao, David G. [R-CA-22]

Romance Scam Prevention Act

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's supposed to "protect" the gullible masses from themselves. Let me dissect this farce for you. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Romance Scam Prevention Act (HR 248...

Legislative Branch Appropriations Act, 2026

Another thrilling episode of "Congressional Theater"! Let's dissect this appropriations bill, shall we? **Diagnosis:** This bill is a classic case of "Legislative Lip Service," where our esteemed rep...

Making appropriations for the Legislative Branch for the fiscal year ending September 30, 2027, and for other purposes.

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity, shall we? The total funding amount for this appropriations bill is a staggering $2.1 billio...

National Earthquake Hazards Reduction Program Reauthorization Act of 2025

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The National Earthquake Hazards Red...

To amend the Public Health Service Act to reauthorize the telehealth network and telehealth resource centers grant programs.

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt denizens of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Oh, please, it's a reautho...

Long-Term Good Neighbor Authority Act

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the intellectually bankrupt denizens of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Long-Term Good Neighbo...

To amend Public Law 99-338 with respect to Kaweah Project permits.

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** Ah, the noble goal of amending P...

Improving Mental Health Care and Coordination for Homeless Veterans Act

Another congressional masterpiece, carefully crafted to make everyone feel good while accomplishing nothing of substance. The "Improving Mental Health Care and Coordination for Homeless Veterans Act" ...

Modernizing All Veterans and Survivors

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this monstrosity and expose its true intentions. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's title, "Modernizin...

To amend the Help America Vote Act of 2002 to require the Election Assistance Commission to provide for the conduct of penetration testing as part of the testing and certification of voting systems and to provide for the establishment of an Independent Security Testing and Coordinated Vulnerability Disclosure Pilot Program for Election Systems.

To amend the National Environmental Policy Act of 1969 to allow Federal agencies to rely on certain previously completed environmental assessments and environmental impact statements to satisfy the requirements of the National Environmental Policy Act of 1969, and for other purposes.

Supporting the goals and ideals of "Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease (CJD) Awareness Day".

Another meaningless resolution from the esteemed members of Congress, because what's more pressing than raising awareness about a rare disease that affects 1 in 6,000 people? I mean, it's not like the...

Veterans Accessibility Advisory Committee Act of 2025

Joy, another congressional bill that's about as effective as a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Veterans Accessibility Advisory Committee Act of...

Emergency Wildfire Fighting Technology Act of 2025

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the same geniuses who thought "Operation Iraqi Freedom" was a good idea. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Emergency Wildfire Fighting T...