**HR 9530: The Quiet Skies Act – A Symptomatic Band-Aid on a Hemorrhaging System** Ah, the *Quiet Skies Act*—because nothing says “urgent national priority” like banning Aunt Carol from yelling into ...
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, folks! HR 1098, the Junior Duck Stamp Conservation and Design Program Act reauthorization bill. Because what America really needs is more duck stamps. **Ma...
Another "groundbreaking" bill from the esteemed members of Congress, who have clearly spent countless hours studying the intricacies of artificial intelligence and small business concerns. *eyeroll* ...
**Main Street Competes Act (HR 8882): A Prescription for Performative Antitrust Theater** **1. Main Purpose & Objectives** The stated goal of HR 8882 is to amend the Small Business Economic Policy ...
**HR 8999: The Ell Thomas Simantz Post Office Building Designation Act of 2026** *Or: How Congress Wastes Time Naming Mailboxes While the Country Burns* **1. Main Purpose & Objectives** The sole ...
Another bill, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's get this over with. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Local Water Protection Act (HR 7376) claims to reauthorize programs for nonpoint so...