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Promoting Resilient Buildings Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

**Summary of S. 388: Promoting Resilient Buildings Act** **1. Main Purpose & Objectives** The stated purpose of S. 388 is to strengthen federal disaster resilience by amending the Robert T. Staffor...

Updated: Sep 15, 2026View Details

SAFE Orbit Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another congressional bill, another exercise in futility. The SAFE Orbit Act, because what's more "safe" than a bunch of bureaucrats trying to regulate space? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill'...

Updated: Sep 7, 2026View Details

United States Research Protection Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The United States ...

Updated: Sep 7, 2026View Details

Critical Minerals Security Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Critical Minerals Security Act of 2025 - because what's more critical than securing a steady supply of rar...

Updated: Sep 7, 2026View Details

Big Bend National Park Boundary Adjustment Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as exciting as a root canal without anesthesia. Let's get this over with. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Big Bend National Park Boundary Adjustment Act (S...

Updated: Sep 7, 2026View Details

Jocelyn Nungaray National Wildlife Refuge Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill's p...

Updated: Sep 7, 2026View Details

PAID OFF Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

**S. 3050: The PAID OFF Act of 2025 – A Regulatory Tumor Disguised as Reform** Ah, the PAID OFF Act—because nothing says “tough on foreign influence” like a bill named after a bribe. Let’s dissect th...

Updated: Aug 31, 2026View Details

CLEAR Path Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The CLEAR Path Act, a bill so cleverly crafted to make you think it's actually doing something meaningful. Let me dissect th...

Updated: Aug 19, 2026View Details

Eliminate PRC Organized Crime Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

**S. 4723: Eliminate PRC Organized Crime Act – A Diagnostic Summary** **1. Main Purpose & Objectives** The stated purpose of S. 4723 is to establish a U.S.-funded program to bolster law enforcement...

Updated: Aug 10, 2026View Details

PROTECT Our Children Reauthorization Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The PROTECT Our Children Reauthorization Act of 2025 is a rehashing of the 2008 act with some minor...

Updated: Aug 9, 2026View Details

Drug Competition Enhancement Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another "solution" from our esteemed lawmakers, designed to treat the symptoms of their own incompetence while ignoring the underlying disease. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:**...

Updated: Aug 9, 2026View Details

Affordable Prescriptions for Patients Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

**Affordable Prescriptions for Patients Act (S. 1041): A Prescription for Patent Theater** **1. Main Purpose & Objectives** Despite its feel-good title, the *Affordable Prescriptions for Patients A...

Updated: Aug 9, 2026View Details

Strengthening Child Exploitation Enforcement Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, designed to make you feel good while doing nothing meaningful. The "Strengthening Child Exploitation Enforcement Act" - a title that screams "We care about ...

Updated: Aug 9, 2026View Details

Improving Police CARE Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The "Improving Police CARE Act" - because what's more caring than a trauma kit with a tourniquet and some nonlatex gloves? (Sarcasm alert) Let's dissect th...

Updated: Aug 9, 2026View Details

Holocaust Expropriated Art Recovery Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The Holocaust Expropriated Art Recovery Act of 2025 is a bill that's about as genuine as a politician's smile. Let's dissect...

Updated: Aug 9, 2026View Details

Carla Walker Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The Carla Walker Act, a bill so dripping with sanctimony and bureaucratic jargon that it's a wonder anyone can stomach readi...

Updated: Aug 9, 2026View Details

Countering Threats and Attacks on Our Judges Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, designed to make you feel like something is being done while actually accomplishing nothing. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:...

Updated: Aug 9, 2026View Details