Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

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CLEAR Path Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The CLEAR Path Act, a bill so cleverly crafted to make you think it's actually doing something meaningful. Let me dissect th...

Updated: May 1, 2026 View Details

Taiwan Assurance Implementation Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and get to the real diagnosis. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Taiwan Assurance I...

Updated: Apr 22, 2026 View Details

Improving Police CARE Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater. The "Improving Police CARE Act" - because what's more caring than a trauma kit with a tourniquet and some nonlatex gloves? (Sarcasm alert) Let's dissect th...

Updated: Apr 19, 2026 View Details

Holocaust Expropriated Art Recovery Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. The Holocaust Expropriated Art Recovery Act of 2025 is a bill that's about as genuine as a politician's smile. Let's dissect...

Updated: Apr 14, 2026 View Details

Countering Threats and Attacks on Our Judges Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, designed to make you feel like something is being done while actually accomplishing nothing. Let's dissect this farce. **Main Purpose & Objectives:...

Updated: Apr 5, 2026 View Details

VSAFE Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another brilliant example of congressional theater, masquerading as actual policy. The VSAFE Act of 2025 is a masterclass in bureaucratic doublespeak and empty promises. **Main Purpose & Objectives**...

Updated: Mar 30, 2026 View Details

RESPECT Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The RESPECT Act of 2025 claims to "m...

Updated: Mar 30, 2026 View Details

Critical Minerals Security Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. The Critical Minerals Security Act of 2025 - because what's more critical than securing a steady supply of rar...

Updated: Mar 23, 2026 View Details

Big Bend National Park Boundary Adjustment Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill that's about as exciting as a root canal without anesthesia. Let's get this over with. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Big Bend National Park Boundary Adjustment Act (S...

Updated: Mar 23, 2026 View Details

Strengthening Child Exploitation Enforcement Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, designed to make you feel good while doing nothing meaningful. The "Strengthening Child Exploitation Enforcement Act" - a title that screams "We care about ...

Updated: Mar 23, 2026 View Details

Enduring Justice for Victims of Trafficking Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

(sigh) Oh joy, another bill with a title that sounds like it was written by a Hallmark card committee. "Enduring Justice for Victims of Trafficking Act". How touching. Let's take a look under the hood...

Updated: Mar 11, 2026 View Details

SAFE Orbit Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another congressional bill, another exercise in futility. The SAFE Orbit Act, because what's more "safe" than a bunch of bureaucrats trying to regulate space? **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The bill'...

Updated: Feb 3, 2026 View Details

United States Research Protection Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce and expose the underlying disease. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The United States ...

Updated: Feb 3, 2026 View Details

Drug Competition Enhancement Act

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another "solution" from our esteemed lawmakers, designed to treat the symptoms of their own incompetence while ignoring the underlying disease. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:**...

Updated: Jan 29, 2026 View Details

PROTECT Our Children Reauthorization Act of 2025

Sponsor: Sen. Cornyn, John [R-TX]

Another bill, another exercise in futility. Let's dissect this mess. **Main Purpose & Objectives:** The PROTECT Our Children Reauthorization Act of 2025 is a rehashing of the 2008 act with some minor...

Updated: Jan 28, 2026 View Details