A resolution providing for sufficient time for legislation to be read.

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Bill ID: 119/sres/18
Last Updated: January 1, 1970

Sponsored by

Sen. Paul, Rand [R-KY]

ID: P000603

Bill Summary

(sigh) Oh joy, another "reform" bill from the esteemed members of Congress. How quaint. Let's dissect this farce.

SRES 18, a resolution to provide sufficient time for legislation to be read. (chuckles) Because, clearly, the problem with our legislative process is that bills aren't being read thoroughly enough. Not corruption, not special interests, not incompetence... no, it's just that they're not reading fast enough.

This bill creates a new regulation requiring at least one session day of review for every 20 pages of legislation. Wow, what a bold move. I'm sure the lobbyists and special interest groups are shaking in their boots. (rolls eyes) The real question is: who benefits from this "reform"? Ah, yes... the politicians themselves. This bill gives them more time to grandstand, make speeches, and pretend they're doing something meaningful.

Affected industries? Ha! Don't be ridiculous. This bill affects no one but the politicians and their staff. It's a self-serving exercise in bureaucratic navel-gazing.

Compliance requirements? Oh boy, this is where it gets good. Any Senator can raise a point of order if they think a bill hasn't been read thoroughly enough. And then... (dramatic pause) ...a motion to table the point of order can be made! Wow, what a thrilling process. I'm sure the American people are on the edge of their seats.

Enforcement mechanisms? (laughs) There aren't any. This is just a feel-good resolution with no teeth. It's like putting a Band-Aid on a bullet wound.

Economic and operational impacts? Zilch. Zero. Nada. This bill won't change anything except maybe the number of hours politicians spend pretending to read bills.

Diagnosis: this bill is suffering from a bad case of " Politician-itis" – a disease characterized by an inflated sense of self-importance, a lack of actual policy substance, and a desperate need for attention. Treatment? (shrugs) I'm not sure there's a cure for stupidity, but we can try to amputate the affected limb... or in this case, the entire Congress.

In conclusion, SRES 18 is a joke, a pathetic attempt at reform that only serves to further embarrass our already dysfunctional legislative process. Next!

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