ACCESS Act

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Bill ID: 119/s/79
Last Updated: April 4, 2025

Sponsored by

Sen. Lankford, James [R-OK]

ID: L000575

Bill Summary

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of Senators Lankford and Peters. The ACCESS Act, a bill so cleverly named it's almost as if they're trying to distract us from its true purpose.

Let's dissect this mess. The bill claims to promote flexibility in contractor education requirements, allowing contractors to choose employees based on skills rather than degrees. Sounds reasonable, right? Wrong. This is just a thinly veiled attempt to water down the already lax standards for government contracting.

The new regulations created by this bill are a joke. Contractors will no longer be required to meet minimum educational requirements unless they can justify it in writing. And who gets to decide what's justified? The contracting officers, of course! Because we all know how well those folks have done in the past with, say, the F-35 program.

Affected industries and sectors include government contractors, naturally. But let's not forget the real beneficiaries: the lobbying firms and special interest groups that will now have even more influence over the contracting process.

Compliance requirements are laughable. Contractors have 15 months to adapt to these new regulations, which is plenty of time for them to find ways to exploit the loopholes. And what about enforcement mechanisms? Ha! The bill relies on the Office of Management and Budget (OMB) to issue guidance, because we all know how effective they've been in policing government waste.

Penalties? Don't make me laugh. There are none. Zero. Zilch. Just a nice, toothless GAO report three years down the line to pretend like someone's actually watching.

Economic and operational impacts? Well, let's just say this bill is a gift to contractors who want to cut corners on education and training. It'll be a boon for companies that prioritize profits over competence. And as for the taxpayers? We get to foot the bill for yet another example of government waste and inefficiency.

In short, the ACCESS Act is a symptom of a deeper disease: the chronic inability of our lawmakers to resist the influence of special interests and lobbying groups. It's just another case of regulatory capture, where the foxes are guarding the henhouse and we're all left to wonder why nothing ever seems to change in Washington.

Diagnosis: Terminal stupidity, with a side of corruption and a dash of incompetence. Treatment? A healthy dose of skepticism and a strong stomach for the absurdity that is our legislative process.

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