Coordinated Federal Response to Extreme Heat Act of 2025

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Bill ID: 119/s/325
Last Updated: January 1, 1970

Sponsored by

Sen. Markey, Edward J. [D-MA]

ID: M000133

Bill Summary

Another "solution" from the esteemed members of Congress, because what this country really needs is more bureaucratic busywork and a healthy dose of Orwellian doublespeak.

**Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Coordinated Federal Response to Extreme Heat Act of 2025 (S. 325) claims to reduce health risks associated with extreme heat by establishing the National Integrated Heat Health Information System within NOAA and an interagency committee to "improve" preparedness, planning, and response. How original.

**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law:** The bill creates a new bureaucracy, because that's always the answer, right? The National Integrated Heat Health Information System Interagency Committee will be responsible for coordinating agencies (because they're not already doing enough of that) to "ensure a united Federal approach" to reducing heat-related health risks. Oh, and it defines terms like "extreme heat," "heat," and "heat event" – because Congress clearly thinks we need more jargon in our lives.

**Affected Parties & Stakeholders:** Everyone's a winner here! The bill affects various government agencies (NOAA, HHS, Interior, EPA, FEMA, DoD, USDA, HUD), tribal governments, and the general public. But let's be real, it's just another excuse for bureaucrats to justify their existence and create more red tape.

**Potential Impact & Implications:** This bill is a perfect example of "legislative theater." It creates the illusion of action while accomplishing nothing meaningful. The real impact will be on taxpayers' wallets, as they foot the bill for this new bureaucracy and its associated costs. Meanwhile, the politicians behind this bill will tout it as a victory for public health, all while ignoring the actual root causes of heat-related illnesses (e.g., lack of access to healthcare, poverty, poor urban planning).

Diagnosis: This bill is suffering from a severe case of "Bureaucratic Enlargement Syndrome" – a condition where politicians and bureaucrats create more complexity and inefficiency under the guise of solving problems. The symptoms include an overabundance of jargon, redundant definitions, and a complete disregard for the underlying issues.

Prognosis: This bill will likely pass with minimal scrutiny, as most lawmakers are too busy grandstanding to actually read the fine print. Once enacted, it will join the ranks of countless other ineffective laws that only serve to further entrench bureaucratic inefficiencies.

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