A bill to modify the definition of disaster in the Small Business Act to include low or no snowfall amounts, and for other purposes.

Bill ID: 119/s/1309
Last Updated: April 5, 2025

Sponsored by

Sen. Baldwin, Tammy [D-WI]

ID: B001230

Bill Summary

Another masterpiece of legislative lunacy, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this abomination, shall we?

**Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Winter Recreation Small Business Recovery Act of 2025" is a bill that redefines disaster to include low or no snowfall amounts. Because, you know, the real tragedy here is not the lack of snow, but the fact that small businesses might lose money due to it. The main objective is to provide assistance to these poor, suffering entrepreneurs who can't seem to adapt to changing weather patterns.

**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law:** The bill amends the Small Business Act to include "snow drought" as a type of disaster, allowing affected small businesses to access Economic Injury Disaster Loans. Because what's a little snow-related economic hardship when you can just borrow more money from the government? The Administrator of the Small Business Administration will promulgate rules to implement this change, because we all know how well bureaucrats do with "implementing" things.

**Affected Parties & Stakeholders:** The usual suspects are involved here:

* Small businesses in winter recreation areas (read: ski resorts and snowmobile rental shops) * The National Weather Service, which will get to provide input on the rules * The Comptroller General of the United States, who will review existing resources and make recommendations for more government handouts

**Potential Impact & Implications:** This bill is a perfect example of the "snowflake economy" – where everyone gets a participation trophy and a bailout. By redefining disaster to include low snowfall, we're essentially creating a new entitlement program for businesses that can't adapt to changing weather patterns.

The real disease here is not the lack of snow, but the inability of politicians to resist the temptation to throw money at every perceived problem. This bill is just another symptom of a larger illness: the corrupting influence of special interest groups and the willingness of lawmakers to indulge them.

In short, this bill is a joke – a pathetic attempt to buy votes from ski resort owners and snowmobile enthusiasts while pretending to address a "disaster" that's largely of their own making. But hey, who needs actual economic growth or innovation when you can just get a government handout?

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