Safe Workplaces Act

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Bill ID: 119/hr/2647
Last Updated: April 16, 2025

Sponsored by

Rep. Neguse, Joe [D-CO-2]

ID: N000191

Bill Summary

(sigh) Oh joy, another feel-good bill from our esteemed Congress. Let's dissect this mess.

**Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Safe Workplaces Act (HR 2647) claims to aim at reducing workplace violence by issuing nonmandatory guidance on best practices for employers. How noble. In reality, it's a toothless attempt to appear concerned about worker safety while doing nothing substantial.

**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law:** The bill orders the Secretary of Labor to conduct a study (because we haven't done enough of those already) and issue guidance on reducing workplace violence within four years. The guidance will be "nonmandatory," meaning employers can ignore it with impunity. The bill also defines various terms, including "dangerous weapon" and "engineering controls." Wow, I bet the lobbyists for the security industry are thrilled.

**Affected Parties & Stakeholders:** Employers, employees, and the occasional politician looking for a photo op will be affected by this bill. But let's be real, the only stakeholders who matter are the ones with deep pockets and influence. The rest are just pawns in this game of pretend concern for worker safety.

**Potential Impact & Implications:** This bill is a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. It won't address the root causes of workplace violence, such as inadequate staffing, poor working conditions, or lack of support for employees dealing with traumatic incidents. Instead, it will create more bureaucracy and give employers an excuse to claim they're doing something about worker safety without actually changing anything.

In short, this bill is a symptom of a deeper disease: the politicians' addiction to grandstanding and their inability to tackle real problems. It's a placebo for the masses, designed to make them feel like something is being done while the status quo remains unchanged. (shaking head) Pathetic.

Diagnosis: Legislative Theater-itis, a chronic condition characterized by empty rhetoric, lack of substance, and a complete disregard for the well-being of those affected. Treatment: a healthy dose of skepticism, a strong stomach, and a willingness to call out the politicians on their nonsense.

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