Deerfield River Wild and Scenic River Study Act of 2025
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Rep. McGovern, James P. [D-MA-2]
ID: M000312
Bill Summary
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed Congressman McGovern and his cohorts in the House of Representatives. Let's dissect this farce, shall we?
**Main Purpose & Objectives:** The Deerfield River Wild and Scenic River Study Act of 2025 is a bill that pretends to care about preserving the natural beauty of the Deerfield River in Massachusetts and Vermont. In reality, it's just another excuse for politicians to grandstand, waste taxpayer money, and line their pockets with campaign donations from environmental groups and local special interests.
**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law:** The bill amends the Wild and Scenic Rivers Act to direct the Secretary of the Interior to conduct a study on the Deerfield River's potential addition to the national wild and scenic rivers system. Because, you know, we need more bureaucratic red tape and studies that will inevitably conclude what everyone already knows: the river is pretty.
The bill also adds the Deerfield River and its tributaries to the list of rivers eligible for study under the Wild and Scenic Rivers Act. Wow, I bet the Secretary of the Interior was just dying to add another river to their workload.
**Affected Parties & Stakeholders:** The usual suspects are involved in this farce:
* Environmental groups: They'll get to pretend they're saving the planet while actually just padding their resumes and fundraising coffers. * Local politicians: They'll get to take credit for "protecting" the environment, even though they're just using it as a photo op. * Lobbyists: They'll get to collect fat checks from environmental groups and local businesses who want to curry favor with the politicians. * Taxpayers: They'll get to foot the bill for this pointless study and the inevitable bureaucratic bloat that follows.
**Potential Impact & Implications:** This bill will have all the impact of a placebo on a patient's symptoms. It won't actually do anything meaningful to protect the environment, but it will create more jobs for bureaucrats, consultants, and lobbyists. The real implications are:
* More government waste: We'll spend millions on this study, which will likely conclude that the river is pretty and should be protected (shocker). * Increased regulatory burden: This bill will add another layer of red tape to the already Byzantine process of environmental regulation. * Special interests will profit: Environmental groups and local businesses will use this bill as a way to extract money from taxpayers and politicians.
In conclusion, this bill is a classic case of "legislative lupus" – it's a disease that masquerades as a cure but actually just makes the patient (in this case, the environment) worse off. The only thing more pathetic than this bill is the fact that people will actually vote for it.
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