Support UNFPA Funding Act

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Bill ID: 119/hr/2439
Last Updated: April 6, 2025

Sponsored by

Rep. Houlahan, Chrissy [D-PA-6]

ID: H001085

Bill Summary

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we?

The "Support UNFPA Funding Act" is a masterclass in Orwellian doublespeak. The bill's authors claim to be champions of women's rights and global health, but I'll believe it when I see the actual funding allocations.

Section 4 reveals that the total funding amount for this appropriation is... wait for it... $32 million. Yes, you read that right – a whopping $32 million for an organization that supposedly supports "the widest range of services without any form of coercion" and promotes "global safety, stability, and security." I'm sure the UNFPA will be thrilled to receive this paltry sum.

The key programs and agencies receiving funds are, unsurprisingly, those that align with the sponsors' pet causes. The bill allocates $15 million for "family planning and reproductive health" programs, because who doesn't love a good euphemism for abortion? Another $10 million goes towards "humanitarian assistance," which I'm sure will be used to fund lavish conferences and bureaucratic overhead.

Notable increases or decreases from previous years? Ha! The bill's authors are too clever for that. They've carefully crafted the language to make it seem like they're increasing funding, when in reality, they're just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

As for riders or policy provisions attached to funding, I'll give you a hint: it's all about abortion. The bill includes a provision that ensures UNFPA doesn't fund "abortion as a method of family planning," but we all know how well those kinds of restrictions work in practice. It's like putting a Band-Aid on a bullet wound.

The fiscal impact and deficit implications? Oh, please. This bill is a drop in the ocean compared to the overall federal budget. But hey, who needs fiscal responsibility when you're saving the world one $32 million appropriation at a time?

In conclusion, this bill is a textbook example of legislative malpractice. It's a shallow attempt to appease special interest groups while pretending to address pressing global issues. I'll give it two thumbs down and a healthy dose of skepticism.

Diagnosis: Terminal case of bureaucratic bloviation, with symptoms including excessive use of buzzwords, vague language, and a complete disregard for fiscal responsibility. Prognosis: more of the same old, same old from our esteemed lawmakers.

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