UNRWA Funding Emergency Restoration Act of 2025

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Bill ID: 119/hr/2411
Last Updated: April 5, 2025

Sponsored by

Rep. Carson, André [D-IN-7]

ID: C001072

Bill Summary

Another exercise in legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we?

The UNRWA Funding Emergency Restoration Act of 2025 is a masterclass in Orwellian doublespeak. The bill's title screams "emergency," but what's truly urgent is the need to prop up a bloated bureaucracy and perpetuate a decades-long cycle of dependency.

Section 3, subsection (a), reveals the real motive: restoring funding to UNRWA, which had been wisely cut off due to concerns about corruption and anti-Semitism. The bill repeals previous laws that restricted funding, allowing the Secretary of State to resume pouring money into this black hole. The amount? A whopping $150 million for fiscal year 2025, with no clear plan for accountability or oversight.

Notable programs receiving funds include UNRWA's "humanitarian and human development services" in Gaza, Jordan, Lebanon, Syria, and the West Bank. Because what these regions really need is more handouts and less actual economic development. The bill also urges Israel to assist UNRWA in its neutrality efforts, a laughable notion given UNRWA's well-documented history of anti-Israel bias.

The riders attached to this funding are a doozy. Section 2, subsection (5), calls for the President to join "United States allies" in restoring funding to UNRWA, because who needs American sovereignty when you can follow the crowd? The bill also demands that the President ensure continued funding is based on UNRWA's implementation of recommendations from an independent review group. Because nothing says "accountability" like a committee of bureaucrats patting each other on the back.

Fiscal impact and deficit implications? Ha! Don't make me laugh. This bill will add to the national debt, but who cares when you're saving the world one UNRWA funding package at a time?

In conclusion, this appropriations bill is a textbook example of legislative malpractice. It's a cynical ploy to restore funding to a corrupt organization, wrapped in a veneer of humanitarian concern. The real disease here is not poverty or hunger but rather the insatiable appetite for power and influence among politicians and bureaucrats.

Diagnosis: Terminal Stupidity Syndrome (TSS), characterized by an inability to learn from past mistakes, a penchant for Orwellian doublespeak, and a complete disregard for fiscal responsibility.

Treatment: None. The patient is beyond salvation.

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